Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Fashion + Soccer = Massive Idiocy

We have a recurring "fashion is dumb" schtick here at G:TB. And I just don't get soccer. Combine the two and you get the following synergistic idiocy.

33 comments:

TR said...

In the extended cut of the video, they all poop and pee on each other.

zman said...

Everyone loves a good schei├če video.

TJ said...

rob, did I hear this stat right?

The Red Sox have thrown out only one of 38 base stealers this year.

TJ said...

Of course Rex is gonna go sign him...

Linebacker Adalius Thomas was released by the Patriots on Monday, ending a three-year tenure that started with promise and concluded with Thomas publicly sparring with the club.

He is now a free agent and is drawing consideration from the New York Jets, ESPNNewYork.com has learned.

Dave said...

i once sported a soccer mullet.

TR said...

Sweet. The Jets need more thirty-something's on their front 7. It wasn't enough to have the whole D-line be over 30. Let's spread it to the LBs too.

Mark said...

How those Orlando Magic, huh? Hello? Anyone?

Mark said...

Or how about those Orlando Magic?


Yeah, that's what I thought.

TJ said...

Z-man, I have a new link shortener for you:
http://www.shadyurl.com/

mayhugh said...

From now on, whenever I picture Jerry and Greg's most recent trip to Greece, I will imagine them reenacting this video.

rob said...

igor, apparently 'chico's bail bonds' is one of cbssportsline's three most popular fantasy baseball team names. either we're trendsetters or not nearly as clever as we think we are. the former is almost certainly true.

TJ said...

Joe Biden chooses an odd forum to bash RichRod. http://bit.ly/9Wre9R

TJ said...

Oh internet, you really do know how to please me. http://bit.ly/aLeJ8x

Shlara said...

Sale of Wiz & Verizon Center to Big Ted is officially done now...let's see what happens next!!

TJ said...

Mark is an even bigger Aaron Hernandez fan today:
http://bit.ly/9MrQaq

Mark said...

That was no secret with Hernandez and was, in fact, one of lesser worries Florida coaches had about him.

Word is/was, he was never a very enthusiastic student and often had to be watched over by more responsible students. He was never painted as a bad guy in the accounts I read/heard, just a kid who was maybe a little too wild for his own good.

So basically, he's like most college students.

TR said...

If Hernandez has 25% as good a career as the Pats other weed-smoking WR, they'll be very content with the pick.

Mark said...

Jabar Gaffney?

Seriously though. I'm in the tank for him (natch) but I have to agree. Hernandez is definitely not short on talent.

zman said...

"I'm in the tank for him" is getting bantered about in these parts way too much, especially without any associated ballbusting.

And speaking of former Pats/Florida receivers, the Bills signed Chad Jackson. If Buddy Nix is looking for out of work Gator wideouts, I think I'd rather have Reidel Anthony.

Mark said...

Iz Z the G:TB Ombudsman?

He seems like the kind of prick who would enjoy such a job. And I should no, I'd love a job like that too.

Mark said...

Chad Jackson...not smart and kind of a dick. That should work out great for the Bills.

TJ said...

Z-man would make a good Gheorghebudsman? Or is it Ombudsgheorghe?

zman said...

TJ puts the bud in ombudsman. He also puts his bud in the ombudsman's tank, but that's another story.

Mark said...

I couldn't be less interested in this Bulls-Cavs game. Now Thunder-Lakers later tonight...that's a different story.

Though I'm pretty sure the FT differential will be 40-45+ for L.A.

Shlara said...

The Ricky Williams 30 for 30 was REALLY good.
And Mark, for real entertainment tonight, turn on Glee

Greg said...

And for class rings, it's Jostens!!! Goooo Jostens!!!

zman said...

Burt Bacharach night.

Mark said...

Girlfriend already watches Glee. I got her to watch 30 for 30 and then I retreated to my office for basketball.

rob said...

you think the nba wants the cavs to advance? some horseshit officiating in this 4th quarter.

Mark said...

It will be worse in LA later.

TJ said...

Nice start for the Lakers.

I urge you all to watch Red Wings/Coyotes right now. This game has been tremendous.

TJ said...

Except when it's 4-1...back to Ok City/LA.

Eric (Extra P.) said...

Dude, that was the best episode of "Soul Train" I've ever seen.