Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Friday, May 12, 2006

"This is AC I have OJ in the car."

Ah yes, good times, great oldies. Anyone that knows me just a little knows I have an unhealthy obession with the most guilty (acquitted) man in the history of the American justice system. Which means I am often the excited recipient of any OJ related links or sites that spring up on the interweb. Today, the Duke of Earls outdid himself by sending me this article from Yahoo News. Nevermind that it is beyond ridiculous that OJ got a reality show (aptly titled "Juiced")...I'm pretty sure we've discussed that in this space before, and had many a laugh. Just look at one of the zany bits OJ came up with for the show:

"In a scene from his new candid-camera program "Juiced," O.J. Simpson pulls a prank involving the infamous white Bronco...As part of the pay-per-view show, Simpson pretends to sell the Bronco at a used car lot and boasts to a prospective buyer that he made the vehicle famous..."

Shocker, Fred Goldman is not psyched about the guy who decapitated his son making light of it on some shit-ass pay-per-view reality show. However, if the Bronco bit isn't a ratings success, this murdering genius has plenty more hilarity where that came from:
- Juice disguised as an Elvis impersonator (probably singing "The Girl I Never Loved")
- Juice dressed like a vagabond selling oranges for money
- Juice pretending to be an elderly man leading a Bingo game
Each bit unfortunately ends with the slaughter of one white woman and one white man. Those scenes can only be seen on the "Juiced: Too Hot for PPV" DVD.

OJ, you never cease to amaze me. Keep up the good work...and here's hoping you catch those real killers anyday now.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

How The Week Is Going

"I must be in the front roooow!"

***While popping in briefly, I must pay up my bet with one of GTB's most loyal readers and Chicago's newest resident...over multiple beverages and energy-laced tonics, I foolishly argued that Cush was absolutely not in the 1998 classic Can't Hardly Wait (Trip McNeely). I objected. I strenuously objected. But apparently that's not how it works. And thus I am here, admitting my (significant) error. Jerry O'Connell (Trip McNeely) was indeed in Can't Hardly Wait (Trip McNeely), and I can't believe I forgot it. I suck.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Gheorghe: The Blog Has a Blood Enemy

Have you no shame, sir? Have you no sense of the Gheorghian joy that the jolly Romanian brings to all he touches? May your anus be attacked by red army ants and your manparts be caught between Camryn Manheim and a buffet table.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

In light of recent events...

I wanted to wish everyone a Happy Cinco de Mayo a few days early (enjoy it folks, because unless Dennis has something for us, it's gonna be another sloooow week at GTB)...