Thursday, April 22, 2010

Caption This

In addition to his 6 game suspension, "Big" Ben Roethlisberger lost a sponsor. Big Ben's Beef Jerky was yanked. From shelves. Join me in the comments with witty comments regarding Ben's jerky wrapper.

19 comments:

zman said...

I'd much rather eat Ed McCaffrey's mustard that Big Ben's beef.

http://www.plbsports.com/mccaffreys.html

Igor said...

Jerky wrapper? Kool Moe Dee, now there's a jerky wrapper! Nice lid and queer shades, you putz . . . how you like me now?

TR said...

I'd rather have Mitch "Wild Thing" William's sauce in my mouth. NGS.

http://www.wildthingsalsa.com/

Dave said...

it's hard to caption this when it's already covered with such great stuff.

"soft and tender . . . delicious."

TJ said...

Make sure to wash it down with Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt energy drink.
http://www.lightningdrink.com/

rob said...

kevin youkilis' energy drink (slumpbuster - no kidding) laughs at seagal's.

bostonist.com/2008/01/03/youks_new_energ.php

rob said...

new cbs march madness deal worth $10.8b over 14 years - $770m/year. 42% higher on an annual basis than the current deal.

Geoff said...

No mention of Steve Martin's All Natural Penis Beauty Cream?

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/94/94apeniscream.phtml

TJ said...

Just unreal: http://bit.ly/cJIt3o

zman said...

Youk has jerky too.

http://www.plbsports.com/youksbeeftee.html

zman said...

And Pedroia has mild salsa.

http://www.plbsports.com/dpedroia.html

rob said...

lots of reports that ncaa tourney expansion is only to 68 teams vs. 96. this is change we can believe in. now, if they make the 4 play-in games all at-large bubble contests, that'll be pretty cool.

TJ said...

Forget the silly cupcake truck that gets everyone fired up at work...I'll be on the lookout for this:
http://twitter.com/dcslices

TR said...

Have you guys heard that the NFL Draft is tonight?

In my book there are losers, there are LOSERS and then there are guys who put on NFL jerseys and head to sports bars to drink at yell at draft choices on TV.

Greg said...

Gotta yell at something.

zman said...

Speaking of which, 'tis the season for my annual link to my favorite draft yootoob: http://tinyurl.com/4hfkj5

zman said...

Although this is good too.

http://tinyurl.com/363grjm

TJ said...

Late Wednesday, the NCAA Division I Men’s Basketball Committee unanimously passed a recommendation to the Division I Board of Directors to increase tournament field size to 68 teams beginning with the 2011 Championship. The recommendation will be reviewed by the Division I Board of Directors at its April 29 meeting.

As rob noted, that is waaaaaaaaay better than 96.

zman said...

They just need one more team.