Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Better Late than Never

I'm late to the party on Slow Horses, but better late than never.  If you subscribe to AppleTV and haven't watched, it'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Based on the Slough House series of novels by Mick "don't call me Gil Scott" Herron, the show follows the adventures of a small group of MI5 agents from London's Slough House station.  Unlike a typical spy series where agents are practically superheroes, Slough House is a land of misfit toys nicknamed the "Slow Horses," hence the show's title.  All these agents have at least one fatal flaw that prevents them from being real MI5 field agents, so when they do try to solve case or catch a criminal they fuck it up and sometimes hilarity ensues.  It's a proper spy show though, so sometimes there's tragedy instead of hilarity.  People die.

The Slow Horses are captained by Jackson Lamb, a legitimately bad-assed field agent, at least when the spirit moves him to crawl out of the bottle and off the sofa.  Gary Oldman is amazing as Lamb, playing him as a cross between Roy Kent, Perry Cox, and Roger Sterling.  

Only gassier.

Other great quips include "You're about as useful as a paper condom" and, to a recovering alcoholic, "You wouldn't have lost him if he was a bottle of gin."  Each season is only six episodes, each of which is about 45 minutes long, so it isn't as much of a commitment as trying to watch Lost.  Give it a go!

Monday, June 29, 2026

All You Fascists Are Bound to Lose

Bullies famously dislike it when their targets fight back. Let's start the week with a clever bit of wordplay from a German politician that landed like a hammer blow.

Kathi Gebel is a 29 year-old member of Germany's Left Party. She won a seat in the Bundestag in 2025. In March, she was speaking during open debate when right-wing AfD legislator (and possible Nazi) Martin Reichert persisted in interrupting her.  

Gebel responded thusly:

Priceless, both the look on Reichert's face after Gebel's shot lands and the reaction of the other members of the Bundestag. I suspect this is one bully who'll pick a different target next time.

Friday, June 26, 2026

Protection Racket: NCAA Edition

Amid the overall positive vibes of the World Cup, professional championships in hoops and hockey, the U.S. Open and the specter of a Major League Baseball lockout, you might have missed the latest machinations in the ongoing college athletics saga loosely titled, “Won’t Somebody Please Help Us.” 
Widespread disruption and athlete pay and movement have twisted college sports overseers into crullers who have spent the past several years lobbying for Federal government intervention to provide guidelines and limits. Last week, something called the Protect College Sports Act advanced out of a Senate committee and could end up on the Senate floor for a full vote. The bill would provide antitrust protections to the NCAA and major conferences and would help regulate college sports. 

Among its major provisions are limits on transfers and eligibility and a spending cap. It would give conferences the option to pool their television rights and would force schools to commit to preserve their women’s and Olympic sports programs. It would create national standards in areas such as Name, Image and Likeness payments that supersede state measures. 

The original bill was authored by Texas Republican Ted Cruz and Maria Cantwell, a Democrat from Washington. It was amended over the past year and passed the Senate Commerce Committee 19-9 with bipartisan support (brief aside: Pity that bipartisan agreement doesn’t extend to presidential actions and behavior). After the vote, Cantwell blasted the Big Ten and Southeastern conferences, which both oppose the legislation, saying that they’re attempting to “intimidate” members and treating school presidents and athletic directors like puppets. “What we did today is say we’re not going to let the most powerful and richest conferences dictate to the rest of America what’s going to happen to 500,000 athletes,” Cantwell said in the hearing room last Thursday. “They need our help, they asked for it and today, we are giving it.” Cruz said after the committee vote: “I believe this bill is going to pass,” according to Yahoo Sports college football snoop Ross Dellenger. 

The Big Ten and SEC, the two wealthiest conferences by a wide margin thanks to TV contract and media rights money, oppose the legislation for several reasons. They are against the idea of potentially pooling FBS conference media rights and possibly limiting NIL payments to athletes by third parties; they’re also concerned that outside influences, namely mega-dollar private equity groups, could poach high-profile programs and create a super league. In short, the Big Ten and SEC prefer to conduct their own affairs. They aren’t keen on welcoming the ACC or Big 12 into any sort of collective bargaining of TV rights and are mistrustful of advocates who claim that pooling rights would somehow unlock even more money for the collective kitty. 

The two leagues released a joint statement that said Cantwell’s remarks do not “accurately reflect the process.” Meanwhile, Cantwell said that the two leagues’ concerns are “irrational.” The Protect College Sports Act is the second piece of legislation to work its way through Congress. Last year, the SCORE Act came through a House of Representatives committee, backed by the White House and many college sports leaders. It contained several similar provisions to the PCSA, including broader antitrust protection for the NCAA and language that prohibited athletes from being classified as employees. The bill never made it to the House floor for a vote. No Democrat supported it, plenty of Republicans were skeptical, and it was DOA in the Senate, where it needed 60 votes to pass in a chamber where the GOP holds a slim, three-seat advantage. 

But Cruz and Cantwell, among others, think this bill stands a decent chance at passage because of the committee’s bipartisan support and because Senate majority leader John Thune, who voted for the bill in committee, intends to bring it to the floor, Cruz said to Dellenger. Even if it passes the Senate, it would still need to pass the House – an iffy proposition – before it crosses the President’s desk. 

Congressional attention to college athletics, I suspect, is a case of low-hanging fruit that plays well to constituents. Congress has all but abandoned meaningful governance in many areas related to budgeting and oversight and citizens’ well-being. The President and his greasy minions treat the Constitution like a Denny’s menu and the rule of law as a suggestion list. The current majority party enables the Big Orange Guy because they’re terrified of him, while the opposition party has trouble articulating a compelling case for lunch. 

College sports, meanwhile, provides a connection for many regardless of political persuasion, fueled in part by a gauzy nostalgia for an era that was never as fair or innocent as they like to believe, along with the well-worn trope of concern for the welfare of the youngsters. All those inconvenient court rulings in recent years kneecapped the NCAA’s old model and paved the way for labor – uhhh, excuse me, student-athletes – to earn a cut of the billions that they generated and give them greater freedom of movement. Conference realignment mirrors corporate consolidation, and all the upheaval gives a lot of people the shakes. Hence, the NCAA and college leaders’ desire for stability and guidelines, and tough talk and grand gestures from legislators, who wouldn’t give the issues a second look if not for the vast sums of money involved. 

The coming weeks will be interesting, as the bill’s advocates try to whip up support, while the Big Ten and SEC and their allies will attempt to sow doubt in hopes of scuttling the legislation. It’s a peculiar dance, seeing as how representatives from bright red areas and states who often chafe at the idea of government intervention and regulation are being asked to sign on for national standards in this one particular area, while those from bluer locales might find themselves inclined to back away from collective control and to permit conferences and free markets to find their own levels, imperfect as that may be. Now, if we could just get Cruz and Cantwell to take an interest in the War Powers Act or the Emoluments Clause.

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

World Cup Review: Week Two

Weeks are loosely defined during the World Cup, as you can tell. We're two days away from the end of matchday two competition, and we've seen six teams already clinch advancement (USA, baby!) and three nations already guaranteed to head home before the knockouts (Haiti, Türkiye, and Tunisia). 

A ton of great stories remain, though, and we're here to bring them to you.

One might have been forgiven for thinking Cabo Verde's all-time shocker of a draw against Spain was the pinnacle for that tiny West African island nation - the 0-0 draw made a global sensation of 40 year-old goalkeeper Vozinha. But the Blue Sharks aren't done. They scrapped out a pulsating 2-2 draw against powerhouse Uruguay to leave them on the brink of advancing to the Round of 32. Should Uruguay lose to Spain, all Cabo Verde would need to do is draw with Saudi Arabia to move on. A win over the Saudis guarantees them a spot in the next round. 

Which will give us more goats.

Japan are poised to go through after a stirring 2-2 draw with the Netherlands and a 4-0 pasting of Tunisia. A draw or better against Sweden sends them through, and they may well already have done enough to qualify as a third-place team in the event they fall to the Swedes. Host cities hope they get the Japanese fans, for obvious reasons.

DR Congo play their second group match today, taking on Colombia in Guadalajara. Congo stunned heavily favored Portugal, earning a 1-1 draw in their opening match. They'll be supported by one of the most colorful fans in this World Cup.

Michel Kuka Mboladinga, who goes by “Lumumba Vea,” first gained attention at the last year's AFCON, the African continental championships. His nickname means Lumumba Lives, an homage to his nation's first prime minister, Patrice Lumumba. The leader of the Congolese independence movement, Lumumba was tortured and slain by Belgian mercenaries in 1961 and remains a powerful symbol of national pride.

Bit of a departure from the fans and the pageantry for a moment to honor one of the players. Côte d'Ivoire (and RB Leipzig) winger Yan Diomande is just 19 years old. He played high school soccer in the United States before catching the attention of European clubs. He's reportedly caught the interest of Liverpool, and may be joining the Premier League side on a massive transfer this summer.

He's also an older brother who desperately misses his late sister. Diomande penned this moving tribute to her in The Players Tribune last week. After you wipe your eyes, you can root for The Elephants to knock off Curaçao and advance on Thursday.

Okay, we're back. And we're bringing Aussies. The Aussies, they're doing shoeys, or what we might've called 'shooting the boot' back in the day. Oi! Oi! Oi! 

Last, but definitely not least, the Norwegians are doing their level best to plunder our fair land. Here they are overwhelming Times Square in advance of their team's comprehensive 3-1 win over Senegal. 

Monday, June 22, 2026

Are We Moving to California?

Do we like the Bay Area? I think we do, or could at least learn to love it.

Have we harbored a dream, an awesome dream, of creating The Compound? A home for Gheorghies and those who love us? We have, friends. 

Can we scrape together $4m for a place that's already built and optimized for multi-family living? Shit, there are banks we could rob if nothing else.

With all of those questions answered in the affirmative, I think it's time to make a move.

I give you Radish.

20 adults and eight kids currently live in seven units across four buildings in the 14,000 square-foot compound in Oakland. The collective are selling the property after eight years and moving to new digs that better fit their growing families. Phil Levin and his wife Kristen Berman started Radish in 2018, and brought in their friends over time.

Though initially curious about how this sort of communal living would work, Levin says, “It turns out that our friends were not weird,” Levin said. “This is sort of the universal desire, and it wasn't being expressed because it wasn’t on the menu for people.”

Our friends might be weird, to be honest. But the desire is definitely there. Deadline for offers on the property is July 10. Anyone know a lawyer?

Thursday, June 18, 2026

Amazing Human Tricks

Here today, as always, for near-Sisyphean human endeavor in service of niche entertainment that reaches escape velocity and enraptures the masses*. 

* It us. We the masses.

YouTube accountholder Corduroy Frames set out five years ago to recreate one of the most epic videos of all time in stop motion format. He (I assume it's a he, because this kind of pointless and futile and awesome activity is highly male-coded, but it could be a she. Or a they, honestly.) finally published his magnum opus, a la Pigman in PCU, a few short weeks ago. 

Friends, I give you, Stop Motion Sabotage.



Tuesday, June 16, 2026

World Cup Review: Week One

Spanning (part of) the globe to bring you off-field color from the largest sporting event on the planet.

I confess that the vibes for the World Cup felt off before the event started. FIFA's venality, Trump's gross sheen, visa issues for players and staff - all of those things combined to make me fear the worst. One week in and it seems I had it all wrong. We've witnessed if not a triumph then at least an upwelling of the human spirit. The world has come to North America, and North America has embraced it with arms wide open.

You can find any number of excellent game reports, so we'll take a different approach. In this first weekly recap, we'll share a few of the off-field things that caught our attention, the diversity of humanity that makes this event (and, not so subtly our nation) great.

"Rock, Chalk, Algeria" is a twist we didn't see coming. The African nation set up shop in Lawrence, KS, training at the University of Kansas in advance of their group stage matches, two of which are in Kansas City. And the small midwestern college town has gone all in to adopt the Fennecs.

Meanwhile, large cities are rolling out the red carpet, as well. But not before the guests pregame appropriately. Scotland fans drank a plane dry of beer, finished off the wine, as well, and then took over Boston.


A semi-on-field moment worth noting, now. Mexican striker Raul Jimenez has been on a bit of a rollercoaster over the past several years. He suffered a severe concussion with Wolverhampton Wanderers in 2020 that kept him off the pitch for nine months. He still wears a padded headband as a result. He spent the last four years with Fulham, tallying 28 goals in 98 games as he rebuilt his confidence. 

Jimenez is Mexico's second all-time leading scorer, with 46 goals for El Tri. None may have mattered more than his goal against South Africa in the tournament's first match. Jimenez had a poor World Cup in 2022, just two years removed from his injury. In March, he lost his father. So it's no wonder that this is how he reacted to scoring the 2026 World Cup's second goal:

The World Cup is being played in Canada and Mexico, in addition to the U.S. Which has led to some amazing fan interactions. Koreans and Mexicans in Guadalajara have become fast hermanos. Flip through all of the videos on this Instagram post:

And last, but most definitely not least, the traveling party that is the Dutch rolled into Texas, and the results have not disappointed.


All this and we're not even a full week into the festivities. Give me all the silliness and joy.

Sunday, June 14, 2026

Interlude

I have, since I can remember, despised the New York Knicks. Irrationally so. A week or so ago, Whit texted me to ask, "I know how you felt about the Knicks in the 1990s. How do you feel about them these days?"

To which I responded, "Certainly less intensely".

Still, not a Knick fan, though this group of players is hard to hate. But I can't help but be moved by this scene from the city after Jalen Brunson and his buddies brought the title back to New York:

A multicultural throng singing a black artist's song celebrating a group of (mostly) black dudes on the eve of our tinpot despot's birthday. That'll get you in the feels a bit. 

Friday, June 12, 2026

Please Don't Be MAGA: The Sequel

Almost exactly a year ago, we celebrated a uniquely-built ballplayer with a great story. Cal "Big Dumper" Raleigh took the G:TB endorsement and ran with it, finishing 2025 with 60 homers and a .948 OPS and leading the Mariners to the seventh game of the American League Championship Series. At the time, we were a bit cautious in our appreciation, given the fact that Raleigh plays a MAGA-forward sport and was raised in Tennessee and North Carolina. 

Raleigh's off to an injury-riddled slow start in 2026, but as of yet, hasn't displayed any egregiously bad politics, so we'll count that as a win. For now.

With Raleigh on the shelf, we need a new object of affection. A different beefy lad with an arsenal of quirks, perhaps. And boy, do we have somebody for you.

Red Sox left-hander Payton Tolle (pronounced TOLL-ee) made his debut in the bigs last season, appearing in seven games at the end of the season. Perhaps you caught this video of his welcome to the bigs gentle hazing session:

Tolle's settled in during this, his second campaign in the bigs (though he's technically still a rookie). He's started nine games for the middling Sox, recording 54 Ks in 53.1 innings and posting a 2.70 ERA and a 1.050 WHIP. The 6'6", 250 lb. left-hander has been one of Boston's few bright spots on the field, and an unquestionable nut job on it. Witness, for example, this...whatever it was and his post-game remarks:

As one might imagine, a lad of Tolle's dimensions who grew up in Oklahoma and played college ball at Wichita State and TCU (please no MAGA, please no MAGA), he's a fan of the cow. Here's one of his stories on the topic:

My favorite Tolle moment of the season happened last week against the Orioles. He induced a high chop to third from Orioles' catcher Samuel Basallo and then, well, then he did this:

Tolle is, as you might suspect, fast becoming a fan favorite. We'll leave you with this minute-long clip of Tolle being Tolle. Just an absolute lunatic (complimentary). Monkey never cramp.

Wednesday, June 10, 2026

Deceased Nag and Cudgel Alert: CBS News Edition

When CBS fired Scott Pelley last week, a logical assumption was that he had a substantial 401(k) or a standing offer to work elsewhere if his former gig went sideways. Perhaps both. The longtime CBS News and “60 Minutes” correspondent had to know that one doesn’t call out the new boss in front of colleagues without repercussions. 

Indeed, the consequences were swift, as the network turfed him one day after a contentious exchange at new chief Nick Bilton’s first staff meeting. Further details and Pelley’s own account of events reveal an even more dispiriting, if entirely predictable, situation. 

Bilton is the hand-picked choice of network news division head Bari Weiss to lead “60 Minutes.” Put another way, one unqualified, mediocre former New York Times columnist installed another to run the network’s premier news program. 

Last week’s intro staff meeting quickly devolved, according to multiple reports amid leaks from attendees, and lasted just 15 minutes before Bilton exited. Initial reporting said that Pelley interrupted Bilton’s opening monologue to say that Weiss was “murdering” the news magazine. “She does not love this place. She was brought in to kill it, and she’s been doing exactly that," Pelley said in multiple reports in which outlets obtained audio of the meeting. Pelley added that both Weiss and Bilton are unqualified for their positions and that Bilton would “never be welcome here.” He asked Bilton why several senior staffers were fired the week prior. Bilton didn’t answer the question and responded that it wasn’t his decision (side note: journalists do not always adhere to standards to which they hold their subjects). A Weiss deputy and new CBS editor told Pelley that he was being rude. “This is not actually productive,” Charles Forelle said. “This is not an interview.” Pelley replied, “It’s working for me.” He added, “Anybody came into our house, this is ’60 Minutes.’ I guess you wandered in expecting to read a statement off?” 

Bilton walked shortly thereafter. Pelley was fired the following day, and Bilton released a whiny, self-serving statement: “While I’m new to ‘60 Minutes,’ I’ve devoted my career to investigative journalism and storytelling. I started this job excited to collaborate and to benefit from the wisdom and experience of the ‘60 Minutes’ veterans, with you among them. For that reason, one of the first things I did in my new role was call you to talk and invite you to dinner. It is a profound disappointment that you rejected that overture and chose ambush instead. Yesterday, you hijacked my first meeting with staff to disparage me, my qualifications, and my intentions with remarkable incivility and contempt. I welcome a diversity of viewpoints and respectful debate among the team, but this was nothing of the sort. Yesterday’s performative display of hostility – enacted in front of the staff instead of in a civil, private conversation – demonstrated that you have no interest in contributing to the future success of the show, or approaching my new tenure with a mind open to collaboration and progress.” 

We’ll get to Bilton’s qualifications and career shortly. Pelley responded to Bilton’s remarks with a lengthy statement in which he said that new management was attempting to curry favor with the Trump administration. He lamented the loss of professionalism, experience and institutional knowledge due to those already fired. “For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them. Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over ‘60 Minutes’ interviews is not how this is done. Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.” 

Bilton’s claim that he’s devoted his career to investigative journalism is dubious, at best. At the New York Times, he was a design editor in the newsroom and a researcher, and later a forgettable columnist writing about technology issues. He moved to Vanity Fair a decade ago and tried to pass himself off as having been on the front lines of the story about Theranos, the fraudulent health tech company that landed founder Elizabeth Holmes in jail after bilking investors out of hundreds of millions of dollars. He lately devoted his time to making documentaries and collaborating with Martin Scorsese on a screenplay. Like Weiss, he has never worked in TV news, yet somehow was sold on the idea that overseeing the most venerated news magazine in TV history is a fine entry-level position. 

Pelley sat down with a New York Times reporter late last week and elaborated on the entire dust-up and his termination. He said that he and remaining staff were in shock after a handful of senior staffers were fired the week previously, without explanation, including the head of the show – a woman with decades of experience at the network and Emmy Awards on her resume who was given until the end of the workday to clear out her office. He was also put off by an introductory email that Bilton sent to staff in advance of the first meeting, in which he wrote that it’s no longer 1968 (the year “60 Minutes” went on the air), implying that the newsmag is stuck in the past, and seemed unaware that the show has been broadcast online, globally, for more than a decade and not just at 7 p.m. on Sundays. 

At the intro staff meeting, Pelley said that Bilton sat in front of the group and simply started to read a statement from his phone, a remarkably tone-deaf ice-breaker. Pelley felt compelled to speak up, he said, after he looked around the room and saw that he was the most senior staffer in attendance (age 68, with 37 years at CBS). As for the notion that he publicly berated the new boss, Pelley said that he believed the meeting was private and behind closed doors (subtract points for naivete, as every employee, disgruntled or otherwise, carries a portable recording device these days), and that “60 Minutes” DNA includes tension and hard questions. The next day he was called into the office, where a CBS news exec said he had committed a fireable offense and ended the meeting after 10 minutes. He said that he honestly didn't believe that he'd be fired (subtract more points for naivete). He learned later that day that he was canned. 
The shakeups and firings at CBS News and “60 Minutes” are dressed up as modernizing traditional storytelling and identifying new avenues of connection and communication. As the site’s media grump, I’ve yammered about much of this previously, but it’s worth repeating that it’s yet another big corporate thumb on the scale of independent journalism. CBS was bought by Skydance Media, whose leader, billionaire David Ellison, overpaid for Weiss’s media startup and then installed her as head of the network’s news division. Both Ellison and his dad, gazillionaire Oracle founder Larry Ellison, are Trump supporters and needed a compliant FCC to sign off on Skydance’s purchase of Paramount and CBS. Weiss alienated the room almost immediately by firing staffers, holding a “60 Minutes” piece on the notorious El Salvador prison where immigrants were sent, hosting a town hall with the widow of slain shit-stirrer Charlie Kirk, and inserting morning show haircut Tony Dokoupil as evening news anchor. She passes herself off as a centrist truth seeker, but her track record is right-wing sympathizer and Israel supporter who often targets mainstream media, “wokeness” and diversity initiatives. Now comes Bilton. 

Pelley said that both Weiss and Bilton are out of their depth. He likened it to being asked to fly a 747 with hundreds of passengers to Paris. “We need adult supervision and at the moment we don’t have it,” Pelley said in the Times. “We have people who’ve been installed in these jobs who through no fault of their own have no experience in television. They don’t know what they’re doing. And there’s a subtle political bias that I’ve never seen at ‘60 Minutes’ before, or at CBS News before. So that is my hope: a return to sanity. We can save this. It’s possible to land this plane. But right now, CBS News is on fire.”