Sunday, April 11, 2010

Nothing Says "Golf" Like the Biz

The Doofus Overlord wants some filler for today's final round of the Masters. Nothing says "golf at Augusta National" to me like Biz Markie. But I know almost nothing about golf so you might diagree. Feel free to do so in the comments.

93 comments:

mayhugh said...

I'd like to see the Biz golf in that outfit, possibly paired with Ian Poulter for the sake of comparison. Actually, I've seen many a man dressed like the Biz golfing at Hains Point.

mayhugh said...

And is it against course rules for caddies to wear undershirts. Steve Williams could use one.

mayhugh said...

Tiger is spraying the ball all over the place, and just failed to get out of a bunker. Doesn't look like it's going to be his day.

zman said...

Santa works for IBM?

TJ said...

Enough with the Tiger slo mos. This aint a John Woo movie.

mayhugh said...

Who aside from KJ Choi and maybe Couples wants to win this thing?

mayhugh said...

I'd hire Nick Faldo to read me bedtime stories.

rob said...

how'd my daughter's dance team do? glad you asked. second place in their division, overall gold. i don't know what either of those things mean.

TJ said...

Is Freddie Couples wearing Converse?

rob said...

i certainly hope so

rob said...

he's not wearing socks

zman said...

I think they're Eccos. It would be a lot cooler if he was rocking Wallabees.

TJ said...

Mark, we're over here on this new post...but I enjoyed the rob comment.

mayhugh said...

I'm confused as to why 2nd place is gold, Rob. What's the corresponding color to first place?

TJ said...

Fucia.

mayhugh said...

Seriously, Steve Williams. You're not Tony Manero, button up your effing shirt.

rob said...

i could just as easily explain nuclear physics, mayhugh

mayhugh said...

Who is this Watney character and where did he come from? He's golfing the piss out of this course today.

mayhugh said...

Westwood just putted like me. Misread it like 6 feet to the left.

mayhugh said...

Jesus Christ Westwood. Sack up.

zman said...

Westwood has only one testicle and it's small and withered.

mayhugh said...

What was Mickelson eating there as Westwood teed off on 10? It looked like a potted plant.

zman said...

Or testacle. Did anyone else see Hot Tub Time Machine?

rob said...

kj choi has that look about him

mayhugh said...

I did. Two or three scenes that were cough/laugh inducing.

rob said...

the rare correction of an accurate spelling. that portends a double eagle.

mayhugh said...

What look would that be Rob - short?

rob said...

they all look tall to me, mayhugh

mayhugh said...

KJ Choi - the South Korean Retief Goosen?

zman said...

Don't you remember my "testacle" post when TR mocked my spelling?

mayhugh said...

Westwood leaves another short.

rob said...

ohhh, freddy. dagger.

mayhugh said...

Tiger's got an interesting shot here

zman said...

Onions.

rob said...

break up the nats

zman said...

"Phil has got the hooks." Just like Tiger!

zman said...

Some guy at work sent out an email last week selling 3 Mets tickets, with the comment "They're playing the Nats so they'll probably win." What a maroon.

mayhugh said...

Couples has de-railed.

mayhugh said...

Completely irrelevant to present discussion, but is it socially acceptable to compliment a woman on her belt buckle? Or is that just saying "I'm looking in the general area of your stuff"?

rob said...

the gtb staff handbook deems buckle-talk acceptable

Dan said...

mickelson is the king of scramblers.

Dan said...

i don't see kj giving this thing up. i hope i'm wrong though...need mickeltitties.

rob said...

why hello, anthony kim

Dan said...

kim would be great too...i've got both...either way he's helping me out big time.
he birdied 11 holes last year on sunday - a record

rob said...

dan's always had a thing for asians

Dan said...

my plan was to jinx choi. maybe it worked.

zman said...

There's no reason to wear a fancy belt buckle other than to garner attention. Complement away.

rob said...

fortunately for choi, puke doesn't show on black

rob said...

are you fucking kidding me?

Mark said...

I once got a belt buckle (college) from an offer on the back of a Raisin Bran box that read "Keep on Truckin". It was awesome and I wore it all the time before belt buckles became ironically cool on a mainstream level.

Westwood recovering his poise, Kim on fire and Mickelson doing Mickelson type things (both good and bad) along with any number of other guys still within reach. Im enjoying this. This is one hell of a way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

And Phils' going for it...uggh.

Dan said...

UN.....BELIEVABLE! That shot was unreal.

Mark said...

Or...great ballsy decison there by Phil. Yeah, that's what I meant.

rob said...

i can't believe he tried that, let alone hit it to three feet

Mark said...

Golf is ten times more interesting in HD. 25 times if you're stoned and its in HD.

rob said...

i was about to say that bones should refuse to give phil a long iron.

Dan said...

mickelson's another one that walks around with a wheelbarrow.

rob said...

gack

zman said...

How can he follow that shot with that putt?

Dan said...

omg.
omg.
classic phil. welcome back buddy!

zman said...

Intermittent brilliance.

zman said...

His mullet is always brilliant though.

Dan said...

stevey by the way is one of the largest a-holes in our orbit.

TJ said...

Dan really loves the 8th hole at Augusta, Yellow Jasmine. She's a hot piece of pacific rim tail.

mayhugh said...

I kind of enjoyed Tiger's three putt within 5 feet.

mayhugh said...

I had a belt buckle in college that read "Cochise". It happened to be affixed to a snake skin belt. Yep, it was a train wreck.

Mark said...

LaMarcus Aldridge: You're 7'0" and athletic. How about trying to block/bother a shot instead of attempting to draw a charge you fucking pussy?

/back to golf

mayhugh said...

Westwood's putter has completely left him today.

mayhugh said...

As I say that he drains it from 12 feet to save par.

Mark said...

And NBA officiating is so uneven it's not even a joke anymore. It's just sad.

Mark said...

Martell Webster...huge fucking idiot.

Mark said...

Kobe. Gack.

Dan said...

westwood...HUGE.
surprised mickelson made that.
too little too late for tigger

Mark said...

Double gack.

Portland fails to rebound the miss and fouls again. Dumbest team ever? Dumbest team ever.

Dan said...

Kim is NICE!

Mark said...

Phil's looking for a reason to fuck this up. Dude just can't help himself.

Dan said...

yeah - this ain't over but they're talking like it is.

Dan said...

and congrats rob on the dancing success.

Dan said...

okay. it's over now

Mark said...

Game on.

Mark said...

Game over. Phil gets it done. Which, I think, means Danimal wins too.

Dan said...

so glad he didn't do his jump again.
but am happy for phil - that's good stuff.

zman said...

It's interesting how they keep harping on what a family man Mickelsen is. Suddenly he's a likable guy compared to Tiger.

Dan said...

will let you know on the pool shortly...43 teams....best 5 scores cumulative per team out of 10 players...it'll be close...pays 6 places

Mark said...

It's a little dusty in here...

Mark said...

I think it has more to do with the cancer, z.

Dan said...

that was the a great masters.
phil's image has also always been the family guy, likeable, fan-favorite, big-tipper, etc. often hear he's not a favorite among his peers though. don't know why.

Dan said...

fudge. didn't even get in the money...12th...winner won $1200

mayhugh said...

I believe the sense of his peers has been that Lefty is a bit of a phony. There was nothing much phony about that moment with his wife. I'm happy for him.

Dan said...

i guess it's in part due to the figjam comment made yesterday as it relates to phil...Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me.
i have a hard time not rooting for him - there's not a better interview on the Tour.

Dan said...

john gotti jr on 60 minutes...
good night everybody.

mayhugh said...

Yeah, Gotti Jr is a nice bonus to the masters. He talks like an absolute stereotype.

Igor said...

Santonio Holmes to the Jets. Are the Jets the new Redskins, the new Raiders, or the new Patriots?

(Two of those things belong together, one of those things just doesn't belong.)

zman said...

So much for the moratorium TR imposed on football banter.

I think it's a great move - 5th round pick for a 26-year-old WR coming off a 1200 yard season, who also has a SB MVP on his mantle. Edwards, Holmes, Cotchery, and Keller are a nice group of young but experienced receivers for Sanchize to grow with.

I don't know who to compare the Jest with. But I like the model of making high-upside gambles with low picks to fill needs.