Friday, March 27, 2009

Friday Filler

Midget Dictator demanded something appear today, and this is that something. Hope you're happy, asshat.

Oh yeah, Dennis, Duke blows.

Posted by T.J. at 2:27 PM
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106 comments:

  1. rob2:30 PM, March 27, 2009

    i am a happy asshat. thank you.

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  2. Mark2:42 PM, March 27, 2009

    I have a t-shirt that looks exactly like the old D.A.R.E. shirts but it reads C.R.E.A.M. (with the phrase spelled out below) and man is it awesome. When hip-hop fans from our age bracket see it, they lose their shit.

    Moral of the story: I rule.

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  3. Mark2:43 PM, March 27, 2009

    Here it is:

    http://www.rapindustry.com/shirts-hip-hopx068.htm

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  4. T.J.2:49 PM, March 27, 2009

    So what you're saying is I once again picked an excellent Friday video.

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  5. Mark3:03 PM, March 27, 2009

    Si.

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  6. T.J.3:05 PM, March 27, 2009

    "...in English please..."

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  7. T.J.3:08 PM, March 27, 2009

    Gillispie out at Kentucky.

    Anthony Grant time?

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  8. rob3:26 PM, March 27, 2009

    donovan to kentucky, grant to florida. domino, motherfucker. not an original thought by me, i assure you.

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  9. T.J.3:42 PM, March 27, 2009

    That's about as original as any Carlos Mencia joke ever told.

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  10. zman3:43 PM, March 27, 2009

    The cream shirt is dope. Maybe I should have gone to school in Florida. When I got back from Thanksgiving break my sophomore year, I told people about this amazing new group I heard and their song "Method Man." The response: anyone who samples Hall and Oates has to suck. Clearly they were right, and the Wu-Tang Clan never achieved success.

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  11. T.J.3:44 PM, March 27, 2009

    Wait, is this an excuse to discuss Yacht Rock?

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  12. rob3:46 PM, March 27, 2009

    incoming from greg in 3...2...1

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  13. T.J.3:47 PM, March 27, 2009

    ...or Whit...

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  14. rob3:55 PM, March 27, 2009

    so this evening, gentlemen, we are all sooners.

    sorry, teej. money is thicker than blood.

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  15. T.J.3:59 PM, March 27, 2009

    Well, good luck, moron. I don't care if Griffin goes 35/15...Cuse is winning.

    Boeheim's 800th is gonna be sweeeet.

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  16. T.J.4:06 PM, March 27, 2009

    The drunken random Final Four I mentioned earlier will pay off only if Cuse gets it done tonight. So screw your money, rob madoff, it's all Cuse...

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  17. TR4:09 PM, March 27, 2009

    Rumor has it that Travis Ford will be the next coach at Kentucky, unless T. Boone Pickens goes into his wallet to keep him.

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  18. TR4:09 PM, March 27, 2009

    Ford's coaching staff will be Kenny Walker, Rex Chapman and Roderick Rhodes.

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  19. T.J.4:16 PM, March 27, 2009

    (standing and clapping)

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  20. Shlara4:18 PM, March 27, 2009

    Kenny Walker & Rex Champman...sounds like the 1995 Bullets roster to me

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  21. Mark4:24 PM, March 27, 2009

    I have to go with the Cuse too. I might be in love with Jonny Flynn and I picked the Orange here in just about every pool.

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  22. zman4:24 PM, March 27, 2009

    I knew Roderick Rhodes would be a bust when I saw Digger take him off the dribble.

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  23. T.J.4:28 PM, March 27, 2009

    I miss Lodrick and Rodrick (Stewart)...guess which one was the lefty?

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  24. Mark4:38 PM, March 27, 2009

    I had forgotten all about him until TR mentioned him. Remember how he transferred to USC and somehow became an NBA 1st rounder under the guise of being a "big point guard"? Yeah...that worked out about as well as him being the "next Mashburn" at UK.

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  25. Mark4:40 PM, March 27, 2009

    By "him", I mean Roderick Rhodes, of course.

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  26. Greg5:42 PM, March 27, 2009

    When I heard "Yacht Rock" and "samples", I thought of one thing and one thing only: Yacht Rock 7

    http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1537

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  27. Mark7:52 PM, March 27, 2009

    Clark Kellog is gay for Blake Griffin.

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  28. Mark7:55 PM, March 27, 2009

    Jim Nantz just informed me that Jonny Flynn in percolating...umm, okay.

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  29. Mark7:56 PM, March 27, 2009

    Just checked the old email machine and I had a new message. Subject line the read: Giraffe getting a blow job. So, obviously I had to check it out...

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  30. Mark8:01 PM, March 27, 2009

    Have we ever gotten any explanation on why Crocker on Oklahoma wears long sleeves under his jersey?

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  31. rob8:04 PM, March 27, 2009

    bit of a rough start for me this evening. tivo/timing clusterfuck combined with poorly executed bathtime for kids means i missed everything up to this point. awesome. anything noteworthy happen thus far?

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  32. Whitney8:07 PM, March 27, 2009

    Arizona scored the first 28 points of the game, then Louisville went on a 49-0 run. 49-28 at half.

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  33. rob8:08 PM, March 27, 2009

    well that's certainly something.

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  34. rob8:13 PM, March 27, 2009

    man, that hit hurt from here.

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  35. Mark8:15 PM, March 27, 2009

    That looked like a charge to me. And, good god Flynn should be dead after that collision.

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  36. Mark8:17 PM, March 27, 2009

    The last minute and 30 of the first half effectively changed the entire complexion of this Cuse-OU game.

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  37. rob8:37 PM, March 27, 2009

    oh, that'll suck if flynn can't go. i'm rooting for the sooners, but we all love jonny flynn.

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  38. TR8:37 PM, March 27, 2009

    I really love Blake Griffin's game. I think he's gonna be a big-time NBA player.

    Is that Eminence Front they're playing at halftime when showing the Cuse stats?

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  39. TR8:40 PM, March 27, 2009

    I can't believe the empty seats in the Tar Heels section behind the yellow CBS sports sign (where Cuse is shooting in the 2nd half). I know it's all about your team, but how do you ignore a 2/3 matchup?

    That said, OU stretching the lead to 20 won't draw them in.

    OU will dominate UNC on Sunday.

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  40. TR8:44 PM, March 27, 2009

    8:44 and the combined leads in the two games is 53.

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  41. rob8:44 PM, March 27, 2009

    let's hope they dominate gonzaga on sunday.

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  42. Mark8:45 PM, March 27, 2009

    -I like Griffin a lot more than I liked Beasley last year. Bigger, more athletic, rebounds better, plays harder.

    -The amount of empty seats is criminal.

    - If Sparty goes out later tonight my bracket is pretty much fucked.

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  43. Mark8:46 PM, March 27, 2009

    I've been a bit of a Gonzaga hater the past few years but even I would love to see them take out UNC tonight. Don't think its gonna happen though. Not enough D on that squad.

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  44. rob8:51 PM, March 27, 2009

    i have no illusions about gonzaga's chances, but i'm on a pretty good run of results, so i figured i'd double down.

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  45. Greg8:59 PM, March 27, 2009

    Crocker please!

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  46. TR9:00 PM, March 27, 2009

    Griffin is an amazing athlete. He's not afraid to outmuscle bigs for a rebound, lead a break and make the right pass or finish himself.

    Beasly could never do that. Beasley freaks me out b/c he looks like the sensitive guy character played by Brendan Fraser in Bedazzled. It's the freckles and the hair that seals the comparison.

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  47. TR9:07 PM, March 27, 2009

    You get the sense that Cuse doesn't practice their press as much as Pitino's troops do...

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  48. Mark9:08 PM, March 27, 2009

    I agree on Griffin. He's gonna need to develop a more refined offensive game to be a big time star in the NBA but he certainly has the ability.

    As for Beasley, eventually he's a SF in the NBA and that changes the whole equation with him. I said the same thing this time last year. I was just surprised seemingly nobody else felt that way. I mean shit, he's barely 6'8".

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  49. Greg9:08 PM, March 27, 2009

    have the griffith-looks-like-sloth jokes started yet?

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  50. Mark9:09 PM, March 27, 2009

    Jackson and Onuaku don't exactly look "press ready".

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  51. Mark9:15 PM, March 27, 2009

    The more I watch Oklahoma, the more I think they are America's ugliest team...

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  52. rob9:16 PM, March 27, 2009

    never to early for a rousing 'go to hell, carolina, go to hell'.

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  53. TR9:16 PM, March 27, 2009

    Not surprisingly, Cuse shows some heart and guts to cut it to 14.

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  54. TR9:17 PM, March 27, 2009

    Speaking of Oklahoma ugliness, when did Capel start looking like he was 55? If he was a tad darker, he'd be a dead ringer for Stanley from The Office.

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  55. Mark9:17 PM, March 27, 2009

    Why did it take me this long to notice that blonde behind the Griffins?

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  56. Mark9:18 PM, March 27, 2009

    Capel's just so fat now. He's like a different person altogether.

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  57. rob9:20 PM, March 27, 2009

    stat-padding time. and maybe backboard padding.

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  58. Mark9:21 PM, March 27, 2009

    That's kind of sick...and kind of stupid.

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  59. rob9:22 PM, March 27, 2009

    i'm just flabbergasted by both dimensions. he hit his head. on. the. backboard.

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  60. rob9:23 PM, March 27, 2009

    did teejay pace himself poorly at happy hour? again.

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  61. TR9:24 PM, March 27, 2009

    So we're left with one unanswered question - Did Callahan really skip school so he could buy a Super Big Gulp? Did he do it b/c he got mocked so badly a few years back for being caught taping himself doing Jedi tricks with a stick?

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  62. rob9:29 PM, March 27, 2009

    couple of impressive wins. and boring-ass games. c'mon, round two.

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  63. TR9:32 PM, March 27, 2009

    Callahan probably has a crush on Lauren. After all, she drives, has long red hair and is doing well enough to drop $1 K on a laptop. But he knows she's out of his league, so he mopes around all day and sucks down his 600 calorie carbonated beverages.

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  64. Mark9:32 PM, March 27, 2009

    I have no real reason to be, but I'm pretty pumped for this MSU-Kansas game.

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  65. TR9:33 PM, March 27, 2009

    1989 just called Greg Anthony and asked for its tie back.

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  66. Whitney9:34 PM, March 27, 2009

    Did You Know??? The Coke Zero commercial angry guy is Michael Bolton from Office Space.

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  67. rob9:35 PM, March 27, 2009

    i like how they show callahan as a grown-up, running the rinseless car wash.

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  68. rob9:37 PM, March 27, 2009

    more of that kansas cheeleader, please.

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  69. TR9:37 PM, March 27, 2009

    I wonder if that car wash is hiring...

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  70. rob9:41 PM, March 27, 2009

    cole aldrich's game has really developed. that little spasmosis notwithstanding.

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  71. rob9:43 PM, March 27, 2009

    grant took the alabama job. i assume that means donovan is staying in florida.

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  72. rob9:45 PM, March 27, 2009

    spaghetti jimmy winds up in a locker, rescued by a delivery person.

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  73. TR9:49 PM, March 27, 2009

    That one got me Rob, but the vodka tonics may have helped the process.

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  74. TR10:02 PM, March 27, 2009

    I want to make it clear that I'm rooting for Gonzaga because I'm pro-shrooms.

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  75. rob10:06 PM, March 27, 2009

    heytvelt shoots some loud free throws.

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  76. TR10:09 PM, March 27, 2009

    How is Heytvelt related to Jim McIlvaine? Cousins?

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  77. rob10:09 PM, March 27, 2009

    gonzaga's 40 turnover pace could be a problem.

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  78. rob10:22 PM, March 27, 2009

    carolina's too good and gonzaga has no hope of bringing enough physicality to make a difference. i don't think this will be close at all.

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  79. TR10:25 PM, March 27, 2009

    How is it that Psycho T doesn't win ACC player of the year, yet he is the only ACC person to be among the final 4 Naismith player of the year candidates?

    (answer: because he's white)

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  80. rob10:27 PM, March 27, 2009

    it would be something close to a crime if hansbrough wins poy. he's a great player, but he's not even the best player on his own team.

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  81. rob10:29 PM, March 27, 2009

    tate george!

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  82. TR10:32 PM, March 27, 2009

    Mark Few = (Lance Armstrong + Tom Brzozowski)/2

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  83. Mark10:37 PM, March 27, 2009

    If course Donovan isn't leaving. Why would anybody ever leave the University of Florida?

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  84. rob10:37 PM, March 27, 2009

    that's a fine point, mark. i couldn't begin to imagine why.

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  85. rob10:38 PM, March 27, 2009

    would it be too much to ask to have a game decided by fewer than 10 points this evening?

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  86. TR10:43 PM, March 27, 2009

    The more I drink, the hotter Lauren the laptop shopper gets.

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  87. Mark10:59 PM, March 27, 2009

    Sparty's making a game of it...

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  88. Mark11:05 PM, March 27, 2009

    So...Sherron Collins hates gay people?

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  89. rob11:07 PM, March 27, 2009

    yeah, i caught that, too. batten down the monitors on press row.

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  90. Greg11:15 PM, March 27, 2009

    was that an ad for math?

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  91. Mark11:21 PM, March 27, 2009

    Times are tough for everyone, Greg.

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  92. Mark11:28 PM, March 27, 2009

    Gus just dropped a 'nap town' on us.

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  93. Mark11:37 PM, March 27, 2009

    So Rob got his close game but he couldn't stay up for it? Yeah, I should have expected that.

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  94. rob11:38 PM, March 27, 2009

    right here, mark. pretending to have a 'conversation' with my wife.

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  95. rob11:39 PM, March 27, 2009

    wow, that was a terrible waste of a possession.

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  96. rob11:42 PM, March 27, 2009

    sherron collins, not that great down the stretch.

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  97. Mark11:43 PM, March 27, 2009

    Conversations are very overrated. Nice little move by Kalin Lucas there.

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  98. Mark11:44 PM, March 27, 2009

    Wow...bad foul.

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  99. Mark11:45 PM, March 27, 2009

    As for Collins. He's turnover prone at times but he carries so much of the weight for this team that its tough to kill him.

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  100. Mark11:47 PM, March 27, 2009

    Okay, not as hard after that miss.

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  101. rob11:47 PM, March 27, 2009

    i reiterate - sherron collins...carries the weight, but not tonight.

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  102. rob11:48 PM, March 27, 2009

    lupe izzo, botoxed beyond the point where her face betrays emotion.

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  103. rob11:49 PM, March 27, 2009

    if i'm a kansas fan, i'm quite pissed at these guys.

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  104. rob11:49 PM, March 27, 2009

    that's quite a bad loss for kansas.

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  105. Mark11:52 PM, March 27, 2009

    Izzo gets it done in the tourney. Ah yeah, again and again.

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  106. Greg11:52 PM, March 27, 2009

    I am thinking of getting a yo-to

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