Thursday, March 19, 2009

Here We Go

T-minus a half-hour or so until the 2009 NCAA men's basketball championship tournament begins -- not counting the stirring Tuesday night action. Here's a little something to get the blood flowing... (not in that way, TJ, you perv).




And now, some words of wisdom from Mark, who promises he wrote this at a desk and not on a commode:

For the first time since I graduated high school I won't be planted on my couch for the first games of the NCAA Tournament. See, I got roped into working an event for one of my clients today. Now, because I neglected to thoroughly check my calendar, I'll be working while the March Madness kicks off. What's worse is that my City League Basketball season kicks off tonight at 6:30 as well. Seriously, who the fuck would schedule the opening night of a basketball league for the most exciting day of the year for basketball fans? Anyway, the moral of the story is that I won't be watching nearly as much basketball today (or tomorrow for that matter) as I want to be. So, since I can't watch the tournament I may as well write about it, right? What follows are some of my quick thoughts on the 4 days of basketball nirvana.

- You hear it every year, guards are the key to doing well in March. So, why then is everyone so high on Louisville this year? Their guards are uninspiring, erratic and the weakness of their team yet it seems that everybody has decided to disregard this fact. It may not catch up to them this weekend but it will at some point before the Final Four. If you want to take the Cardinals, be my guest. I'm not putting my money on Edgar Sosa and Andre McGee. No way.

- Speaking of the influence on guards on a Big East team, Jerome Dyson's injury will eventually prove to be UConn's undoing. You could make the case that Dyson was UConn's most valuable player prior to his injury. Not only was he their leading scorer, but he also happened to be the only big guard on their roster (Price, Walker and Austrie are all PGs). His size, athleticism and defensive ability were unlike any player on the Huskies roster and gave them an added dimension that complimented their stout interior play and the terrific ball-handling and playmaking ability of the rest of the UConn guards. I still think the Huskies can make the Final Four but they won't be cutting down the nets in Detroit.

- Everybody has teams that have repeatedly burned them in March (the Kittles/Lawson Villanova teams were my first taste of this) and thus influences the way your bracket's picks play out. For me, these teams are Pitt and Michigan State. As much as I want to pick Pitt this year, I've had them kill me with a 2 or 3rd round loss far too often to pin my hopes on the Panthers. As for the Spartans, I've finally reached the point where I can't, in good conscience pick against Tom Izzo and Co. until at least the Elite Eight. I don't know how he does it, but Izzo's got the right formula for March and I'm taking Michigan State deep into the tourney, even if I think the Big Ten is vastly overrated.

- Lost in all the talk about Ty Lawson's toe injury (by the way, anybody who makes fun of a toe injury has never had a serious one - I broke my toe late last year and couldn't cut or plant without pain for months.) is the emergence of Wayne Ellington for UNC. There's no doubt that the Tarheels need Lawson to go all the way, but Lawson's health won't matter if Ellington can't continue to play at the level he's been at for the last couple months. Ellington's always been a terrific shooter but he's now confidently taking people off the dribble and using his underrated athleticism to finish at the rim. It seems strange to say this, but Tyler Hansbrough is probably the third most important player for UNC during the tournament.

- A couple more notes on Carolina: (1) Backup PG Larry Drew, Jr. has easily the worst hairline in college basketball. Even Ron Artest thinks that Larry needs an edge up. (2) Freshman Ed Davis will be the ACC POY within the next 2 years. Despite looking like an 8th grader, Davis is a beast on the block with a lefty jump hook that he can shoot from up to 10 feet out.

- VCU is a popular pick and rightfully so. Eric Maynor is a pro, Larry Sanders is the ever so rare dominant mid-major big man and Anthony Grant is a terrific coach. However, UCLA is a bad matchup for the Rams. UCLA's going to throw both Darren Collison and Jrue Holiday at Maynor all day long and I expect their presence to bother him and force him to shoot a low percentage. As for Sanders, well, this ain't the CAA anymore. While he's a very good big man, the size and athleticism of guys like Alfred Aboya will bother Sanders just enough to allow a pretty average UCLA team to squeak out a victory.

- A lot of people are taking Utah St. over Marquette due to Dominic James' injury. Well, if that's going to happen (and I think it is) you'll become well acquainted with Luke Babbit. Babbit is a local kid who was a McDonald's All-American last year and chose to stay close to home and attend Utah State. He's big (6'9"), skilled and versatile. Look for him to give Lazar Heyward and Marquette all they can handle in the 1st round.

Okay, unfortunately I have to get going, but I promise that I'll be back later on today with thoughts on some 5-12 upsets, Syracuse, St. Marys and the impact of injuries on seedings/tournament entries as well as a rundown of teams I like and don't like. Enjoy the day, and see if you can't sneak out of work early while you're at it.

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rob said...

jrue can't do that.

Geoff said...

Oh just go ahead and blow him, rob.

TR said...

UCLA just isn't the same without Lorenzo Mata-Real. That guy brought the ugly like nobody in a Bruin's uniform since the days of Dan Gadzuric.

T.J. said...

Last decent movie Nic Cage was in?

rob said...

face/off? leaving las vegas? raising arizona?

T.J. said...

So its been a decade at least? Sounds about right.

TR said...

Tim Brando:

"Blake to Taylor Griffin for the slame! How you feeling big brother!"

I'll tell you how Taylor feels. He feels like Ozzie Canseco.

Geoff said...

A tradition unlike any other...
A tradition unlike any other...
A tradition unlike any other...
A tradition unlike any other...
A tradition unlike any other...
A tradition unlike any other...

T.J. said...

Taylor longs to be Robin Lopez, minus the clown hair.

rob said...

i could watch tiger hit that chip on 16 a hundred more times and still have no idea how he did it.

zman said...

Does Duke have a "no tattoo" rule? I haven't seen this little ink on a basketball court since the Knicks of the mid- to late-90's.

TR said...

Cage was legitimately great in Adaptation playing twin brothers.

Geoff said...

What he did rob was he took a 56 degree wedge and played the ball back in his stance and then chipped it past the hole and let the incline bring it back.

Mark said...

Ya know, I completely underestimated UCLA offensive ineptitude.

T.J. said...

VCU with a case of what I like to call the "oj mayos"

rob said...

he's a witch, geoff.

T.J. said...

He's only 1/8th witch, rob.

Geoff said...

i thought he was part Thai...

rob said...

point, teejay.

rob said...

dangerous stretch here for vcu. get it to the break, boys.

rob said...

ah, the running lefty airball. i know it well.

Shlara said...

family of discus throwers, interesting note, Dick

T.J. said...

That first half felt much closer than what the scoreboard indicates.

Mark said...

I doubt this has been said often but Josh Shipp is the best player on the floor so far tonight.

Mark said...

One more thing about Jrue Holiday. he has a brother who plays for Washington named Justin. What the fuck? I had a roomate in college named Ado and he had a brother named Pete. Why would a parent do this to one their children?

T.J. said...

The Duany family doesn't understand your complaint.

Mark said...

It must be a real bitch to have to say Mendez-Valdez 75+ times a game when you're announcing a Western Kentucky game.

Mark said...

Well played TJ.

Geoff said...

These are our sons...Ben and D'Bretshervel...

Jerry said...

WKU plays really fast and really dumb.

Geoff said...

Does the Army see the irony in having Lt. Dan do the voiceovers for their commercials?

T.J. said...

It's an institutional problem. Their diplomas are printed on rolling papers.

Mark said...

Yeah. They could get away with it more last year the guards they had. Both Courtney Lee and the PG were terrific college guards. I think his name was Tyrone Brazelton.

Geoff said...

You better call Tyrone.

Mark said...

Gay.

Geoff said...

Fair enough

Jerry said...

Pettigrew looks legit. I'm not confident in the decision making of Mendez or Valdez.

rob said...

was that enberg calling the magic/bird '79 championship?

Geoff said...

Yes, it was. He's old...even older than you rob.

rob said...

and gayer. slightly, on both counts.

zman said...

Why does VCU have a cheerleader in a "Total Package" jersey? Is that their mascot? Instead of The Revolution or a unicorn they have The Total Package?

Geoff said...

You would think the Total Package" wouldn't have a receding hairline.

rob said...

"makes you want to look for a good scull"

first time that sentence has ever been said in the history of the english language. dick has a gift.

zman said...

Actually, Ryan Cardinal's nickname was the Total Package. Marlin too. So there may be something good about hair loss.

Mark said...

So, apparently, Larry Sanders is from about an hour south of where I live.

Geoff said...

I don't remember Marlin having that nickname. I remember him ashing on the floor of my room and something about "toe fucking" his girlfriend...but nothing about the "total package."

T.J. said...

Morgan St and Binghamton, thanks for stopping by.

Geoff said...

Sanders also ended up about an hour south of your SAT score.

Jerry said...

So he's a Dolphins and Royals fan?

rob said...

sanders a factor. rodriguez snatching despair from the jaws of momentum.

T.J. said...

Jrue plays some mean jefense.

Mark said...

VCU probably needs to start hitting some of these 3s.

Mark said...

You're right Jerry. I should have been a Braves fan since they were the closest team to me when I was growing up.

Mark said...

Those VCU fans look like Tennessee fans.

Jerry said...

Or a big spring training fan.

T.J. said...

These are the kinds of offensive funks that have killed UCLA all year long.

Mark said...

Ben Howland is a great coach, but good good are his teams boring to watch.

Mark said...

I'm going to a Spring training game on Saturday.

Cardinals-Nationals...you're jealous.

rob said...

maynor's getting that 'stand back boys, i'm taking over' look.

T.J. said...

Bo Ryan-esque

T.J. said...

Mark's right, what the hell has gotten into Shipp tonight?

Shlara said...

seriously, Dick?

rob said...

reel dick back in, jay. we're losing him.

rob said...

tj gwynn's been awesome for vcu tonight

T.J. said...

That foul is huge.

rob said...

fuzzy flopping foreigner

T.J. said...

Jrue jrains a big shot.

T.J. said...

Jay, one of the "tools" I want in a basketball player is long arms?

rob said...

vcu's gonna look back on this game and realize they should have won it.

T.J. said...

The Oakland A's have a pitcher named Outman.

I like that a lot.

T.J. said...

I hope folks didn't go to sleep...here comes VCU...

Geoff said...

That was a sick save by Maynor.

Geoff said...

And there's Mark's Larry Sanders Show reference from Bilas.

Mark said...

Nice game we have now...gotta love the 3 ball. And the word for Maynor is crafty.

T.J. said...

rob must be off lighting votive candles in his Maynor Shrine.

Geoff said...

TJ, you going to AC tomorrow with Swint and BD?

Mark said...

Rob's sleeping.

T.J. said...

Yessir.

Geoff said...

Okay...I'm going to be at union jacks with Dave Brubeck's grandson and some others, but assumed you wouldn't be around.

Mark said...

Enberg's drunk, just like me.

T.J. said...

Nothing like some hot al-only fantasy baseball drafting to complement the first weekend of the tourney...

T.J. said...

Illinois, terrrrrible.

Geoff said...

I really don't want this game to go to OT. I'm like the opposite of a buffalo wild wings commercial.

T.J. said...

Yeah, it was just one week ago I survived 6 OTs...not sure I can do it again.

Geoff said...

Oh my...

T.J. said...

Well here we fucking go...

Mark said...

Nail. Biter.

T.J. said...

rob is such a donkey if he went to sleep.

T.J. said...

I was sure that was going in.

T.J. said...

Could Illinois pull this off?

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