If there's one thing I learned at the G:TB Center For Guys Who Can't Write Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, it's that intros are vastly overrated. Therefore, here are the last handful of searches that led people to this phenomenal site:
The man is funny. And he says "bama" all the time.
a man through the desert on a horse
Hmmmm, I think I know what you're going for there, but try a little harder next time. You're gonna make Gerry Beckley cry.
weird things to see in florida
Mark, that reminds me, we need another one of those "Florida is a god awful state and dumb shit happens here all the time" posts.
is dan akroyd the voice of gary gnu?
I gotta tell you, I have no idea what this person is talking about. Who the hell is Gary Gnu?
maura sullivan christmas eve in washington
This better have been someone looking for her home address, so they could smack her around for ever penning this awful, awful song.
remember sully when i promised to kill you last
My favorite Arnold movie of all time. Seriously, I think I like it better than Terminator.
click clack spurrier
I expect a check from Under Armour any day now.
who's the black sex machine?
Stu Scott? Bernard Shaw?