From the Picture's Worth 79 Billion Words File (or the Sports Bog, whichever), a preseason shot of Danny and Vinny. G:TB's crack captioning staff took our best (not really) shots below. We welcome yours in the comments.
“Danny, get Smoot on the horn; time to get mine.”
"Danny, you gotta stop drinking Mountain Dew if you want to lose that gut and get a 6-pack like me. Put your pager down and feel these abs. Right here"
"I don't know why Cooley's so proud of his junk...wait till that cheerleader wife of his gets a load of this!"
“No way. Last time you told me to pull your finger we wound up drafting a punter.”
"Hey . . . these rugburns on my knees keep food on my table, dick."
"This remote doesn't seem to work."