
“Danny, get Smoot on the horn; time to get mine.”
"Danny, you gotta stop drinking Mountain Dew if you want to lose that gut and get a 6-pack like me. Put your pager down and feel these abs. Right here"
"I don't know why Cooley's so proud of his junk...wait till that cheerleader wife of his gets a load of this!"
“No way. Last time you told me to pull your finger we wound up drafting a punter.”
"Hey . . . these rugburns on my knees keep food on my table, dick."
"This remote doesn't seem to work."
4 comments:
Why is Wayne Arnold hanging out with Vinny Cerrato?
I think we gotta give the prize to Comment 5. Good stuff.
Temple might lose another heartbreaker here in a minute...
...and disregard. Well done Temple Owls.
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