Monday will knock you the fuck out...

Well, unless your jaw is strong like Frank Beamer's.



And, my guess is that it isn't. First off, your jaw isn't made of space age plastics like Beamer's. Second, and perhaps even more importantly, this is a man who made his name and built a football program by teaching the finer arts of special teams. What have you ever taught anybody anything? I mean, besides how to take the fast lane straight to shame and years of self-loathing.



I hope you're happy with yourself. Annnywho, its the 5th day of Gheorghe-mas, so somebody will be along later today with some yuletide related tomfoolery to help get you through one of the last Mondays of the year, and I'll be making a pick for tonight's NFC South showdown in Charlotte before the day is through as well. So, you see, if you play your cards right you might be able to get through the whole day without doing anything productive and/or work related. Keep your fingers crossed and we'll see if we can't just make this happen.