Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Quick, someone get rob some air...

Purple squirrel baffles experts

A purple squirrel which appeared at a school has baffled experts who are unable to explain its colour. Teachers and pupils at Meoncross School in Stubbington, Hants, were amazed when they saw the creature through the window during a lesson.

Since the squirrel, now nicknamed Pete rob, was first seen, it has become a regular fixture at the school but no one has been able to say whether the animal has fallen into purple paint, had a run-in with some purple dye, or whether there is another explanation.

Lorraine Orridge, the school's registrar, believes Pete's coloured fur looks like a school uniform. She said: "We don't think he is a mutant squirrel but he may have had a mishap around the school."
Perhaps rob is not in fact gasping for air, but instead didn't listen and ate a tainted piece of Three-Course-Dinner Gum. Yeah, that's it. Mr. Wonka is gonna be pissed.

16 comments:

Andrew said...

What we need is more Macho Man and Sid Vicious interview clips...

PenisGriffin said...

You need a whole day dedicated to WWF Superstars of the late 80s and early 90s....

rob said...

the natives are getting restless, teejay.

TJ said...

Apparently so.

rob said...

all four home teams in this weekend's nfl playoffs are underdogs. discuss.

TJ said...

Tavaris Jackson. 'Nuff said.

People think the Colts winning 9 in a row (though a few were miracles) means they're the "hot" team in playoffs. They have no running game. They're not.

Ravens. Mauling poor Chad. They underestimate the cojones of the Fins.

Cardinals. I know they're at home, but they took their foot off the gas pedal five weeks ago. I have no prob picking the Flacons and Matt Ryna here.

rob said...

gheorghe: the blog is experiencing technical difficulties. please stand by. your regular inane timesink will return shortly.

rob said...

whoa. mike shanahan got axed. no chance he stays unemployed long, right?

Mark said...

I never saw that coming. It always felt like he was gonna end up like a pro version Paterno.

rob said...

i'd always read that he was pals with pat bowlen. really surprising. he's gonna look great in maroon and black.

Shlara said...

I immediately thought of Violet Beauregarde when I saw this photo of Rob. Am I starting to think like Teejay? Must be too much sun in SoBe...

TJ said...

Shlara, ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

TJ said...

Who's drinking luke warm booze and excited about the Holiday Bowl? Just me?

TJ said...

Hey boys...20 and 5 for Devendorf tonight.

TJ said...

Whoa, they couldn't give Mark Schlereth a big boy shirt to discuss the Shanahan firing in the "National Football League"?

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