Thursday, December 04, 2008

Because, fuck Rob, that's why...

There's waaaay too much Christmas (or Gheorghe-mas) cheer around these parts for my liking. I don't have time for that shit. Not when Florida is poised to take on Alabama in the most hyped SEC Championship game in...maybe ever. Not when our own resident Kim Jong-Il is an Alabama fan with a proclivity for taking shots at my education, my drug habit and my home state. I'm always filled with hate, but this week is a special week. I'm a living, breathing hate machine right now and its all reserved for Rob, Saban and the rest of the Tide nation. Even that kid from the "I hate Tennessee" youtube clip. They can all die and go to hell as far as I'm concerned. Just as soon as they finish slapping around their wives, of course.



Oh, and I hope Terrence Cody chokes on a chicken bone tonight.

47 comments:

rob said...

i'm enjoying this immensely. not as much as i'll enjoy it when cody imprints the georgia dome turf with tebow's chalk outline, but enjoying it nonetheless.

Mark said...

Have fun now. Watching Jeff Demps blow by the Alabama defense on his way to a 40+ yard TD will be decidedly less fun, I assure you.

TJ said...

Mark emailed me to say the clip was awesome...and he was 100% correct.

rob said...

oklahoma's unis are spiffy, but i don't know about this crocker kid's long sleeves.

TJ said...

Maybe it's chilly in the Lloyd Noble Center...

Jerry said...

My college fantasy team is blowing up tonight.

TJ said...

Um, Rutgers is beating Louisville 42-0 and it's not even halftime.

Jerry said...

Rutgers could score 100 if they want to. Louisville packed it in after 28-0.

TJ said...

They just might...49-0 now.

Mark said...

Crocker wears sleeves in every game. I need an explanation as to why.

In fact, he convinced me that I've become old and crusty. A week or so ago I told Vitas that there was no way I'd let him do that if I were his coach. Of course, I hated coaches like that when I was young. (sigh)

Jerry said...

Teel has 343 and 6 TDs with :18 left in the 1st half.

TJ said...

How old is Teel's sister?

Jerry said...

Arsenal jacket in the crowd. That guy and me are part of a small group.

Mark said...

Jerry, I've watched none of Rutgers this year but I did hear/read that Teel's carried them in the 2nd half of the season. What are his pro prospects looking like?

Jerry said...

Old enough?

TJ said...

I see from the bottom line the Raiders chose to take another week off.

TJ said...

Correct answer Jeremy.

Jerry said...

Possible NFL backup. He's been great in the 2nd half of the year, but disastrous in the 1st half. Too many picks. Had chances to win 2 games at the last drive and didn't come close. In his defense, they had about 8-10 deep balls that were inches away from completion.

In the NFL I think he'd throw too many picks. Upside is probably a Rosenfels-type.

Jerry said...

Now Kenny Britt on the other hand...steal if he drops to the 2nd round.

rob said...

this isn't the first time i've seen oklahoma - no idea how i missed crocker's style before.

Jerry said...

Kenny Britt -- and he can play safety! Just lit up the receiver on the last play of the half.

TJ said...

Wow, I finally get a night off from Vitale?

TJ said...

Jrue...not even remotely an attempt at a name.

rob said...

bilas is very good.

Mark said...

Its a nice mindfuck though. Its basically Drew but his parents were total smart asses about it. Gotta respect that.

Jerry said...

What ever happened to Jeru the Damaga?

TJ said...

Nope. Don't believe that at all. They were just stuck with those last four tiles on their rack and tried to pull one over on the board.

Mark said...

TJ= Scrabble dork

rob said...

whopper virgins? sounds like the female freshman class at w&m.

Mark said...

Texas would be nasty if they had a real pg. Speaking of point guards, I love Collison. He does everything well and is always in control. He'll go later than he should in the draft because he's slight of build and not very flashy but he'll be a steal.

TJ said...

I also enjoy Upwords and Boggle.

Mark said...

You and my Mom would get along well. Seriously.

TJ said...

Who says we don't already?

Mark said...

She's in her 60's. Have a good time with that.

TJ said...

A.J. Abrams has some Alex Dillard in him.

Jerry said...

Older chicks...they know what they want...

Mark said...

Indeed. Abrams is poor man's Stephen Curry.

TJ said...

Rutgers has 56.

Mark said...

The Suns are down 23 to Dallas.

TJ said...

Jarvis Varnardo (sp?) is averaging 6 blocks a game this year.

And Miss Lippy's car is green.

rob said...

teej - we've been on varnado for a while here. you, too. been a long night, has it?

TJ said...

Tiny, I'm familiar with his work...but even I was surprised at 6 blocks a game.

Mark said...

Look at Rob. Talking down to TJ. Does that make you feel like a man, tiny?

TJ said...

Mark, he's talking UP to me.

rob said...

zing!

TJ said...

Brut is the Sun Bowl sponsor?

TJ said...

This Texas/UCLA game is quite entertaining.