Friday, August 01, 2008

Strange things happen in Florida...

Yes, yes, I know that I've already covered the fact that Florida is a strange and often times unsettling place but something has happened recently that defies science. A certain football player who I pegged as this year's Heisman trophy winner at the end of last season has recently been photgraphed looking nothing like the player who set foot on campus in Gainesville just three years ago.
My physique is very similar these days.

Recently, EDSBS ran a photo of Harvin looking similarly jacked, but that photo could've been misleading due to Harvin being in the middle of tossing a medicine ball in said picture. As for this photo, well, the only thing I can say about that is...Holy effing shit!

Harvin resembles Ben Johnson circa 1988 at this point. I think it's fair to say that if Harvin can return completely healthy from off-season heel surgery, then SEC defensive coordinators might want to look into taking up a sizable heroin habit lest they remain sleepless for the entirety of the fall semester. If you've forgotten, Harvin's has already shown a bit of ability in the open field prior to this year.



If you don't think I just watched that video three times and can barely contain myself with excitement over the feats of ridiculousness that Percy Harvin is capable of producing this fall, well, you don't know me very well.

By the way, College Football season is less than a month away.

(bangs head against desk out of shear excitement)

16 comments:

TJ said...

I cannot wait for the X games to be over so this Dr Doom-wannabe DarkMane guy will go away.

rob said...

that's percy harvin? holy effin shit is right.

TJ said...

You think the Mariners look at the Nats and think, "Wow, those guys fucking blow"

TJ said...

Seriously Hollywood, "Death Race"? This is what you have for us?

TJ said...

Ok, this Manny press conference is fantastic...wow...rob tell me you're watching this.

Mark said...

I might be the only guy on earth who is mildly amused by this Darkmane character.

And I missed the Manny press conference while I was out playing basketball. Which is really disappointing based on what I've heard. I mean, he really made the tivo noise?

Mark said...

I like to consider myself a pretty knowledgeable football fan, but I had no earthly idea that Andre Tippett had 100 career sacks.

rob said...

michelle wie shot a +8 today. huh. didn't see that coming. sucks to be one of the dipshits with a worse score over 2 rounds. i'm looking at you, brent geiberger.

Mark said...

Ive been flipping channels and watching some of the HOF induction speeches...I get the feeling this Art Monk speech is going to get a bit emotional.

Also, there's got to be a ratio of 8 Skins fans for every other fan in attendance. Its fucking ridiculous.

Mark said...

The phrase "standing ovation" does not nearly do what Monk is receiving justice.

TJ said...

Xavier Nady, good Sunday in the park.

TJ said...

Quite a game we have here in the Bronx.

Rhymenocerous said...

I bet Farnsworth will read about Edwar Ramirez' performance today and think "shit, I coulda done that."

One NCAA Football note - Knowshown Moreno will win the Heisman. You can go back and read the comments on this site or the Wheelhouse about a year ago when I predicted he would be a big-time presence in the SEC.

Greg said...

"Knowshon" is not a name.

Mark said...

Its gonna be tough for Knowshon to win the Heisman with 2 losses in the SEC. I'm just saying...

rob said...

oh, snap.

or something.