Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Roy Hibbert's spin on the Art of Seduction

Sadly, I'm not on vacation like the rest of the staff of G:TB. Oh yeah, you're at meetings in Chicago TJ...sure. Do those meetings include deep dish pizzas and cans of Old Style? Anyway, since I'm at not on vacation and am around my normal environment its seemingly been left up to me to keep this corner of the interwebs updated. I'm not sure what I'm expected to update or even who I should be updating. All I do know is that I was told to keep G:TB updated by TJ (prick) and that nobody wants another post that includes a picture of Rob's stubby little hooves.

So, with that in mind, I figured we'd make today about the big fellas. Because, isn't that what this blog is really all about in the first place? So here's friend of Gheorghe and enemy of Geoff (Because who doesn't like somebody who Geoff hates? Except for Estefan...fuck that bitch.) Roy Hibbert proving to us that he's not only in better shape than ever, but that he loves Seinfeld and isn't a afraid to put a new spin on a classic pose.

Also...here's a little something Greg found in between combing for crabs thats both funny and about a tall guy named George (close enough, right?).



I'll try and get something up here of substance tomorrow...maybe. Isn't the suspense just killing you?

9 comments:

Sisler said...

As funny as the song is, the animation makes it. Quick question, though...if one has dicks on their feet, does it still count as toe-fucking?

Mark said...

I think it counts twice.

Greg said...

He had two on the vine....so divine!


There's a Thomas Jefferson one out there too. It emphasizes his penchant for hemp-smoking and "being a real man".

rob said...

i've taken several terrific photos of my feet (and one of my hand - there's a life's lesson involved), so get excited.

Geoff said...

If I set the over/under on Hibbert PPG for this season at 7.5...whaddaya got?

Mark said...

I'll take the under. I don't see how he'll fit into O'Brien's uptempo system.

TJ said...

Manny Ramirez is going to look like a drunken Special Olympian trying to play leftfield in Chavez Ravine.

rob said...

wow - the nats released loduca, estrada, and lopez? that's some quality franchise-building by everyone's pal jim bowden.

amanda young said...

Celebrating our greatest patriot this weekend. amanda vanderpool model