The decision by Abdullah Abdullah to resign from the run-off in Afghanistan has dealt a crushing blow to advocates of doubly named entities worldwide. When this news broke, Mister Mister was devastated. As early trailblazers for equality, their cause now suffers from broken wings. Same for Duran Duran, who blamed the new moon on Monday for the decision.
Also upset is Sirhan Sirhan, who feels he now has no shot at parole, and Rochelle Rochelle, who has been looking for new adventures since completing her strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.