1 - We needed to trump rob's melancholy Charlie Brown filler
2 - I needed to make up for that hirsute Jaws bathing suit pic
Therefore, you get a modified "Fashion is Dumb" installment, in which music superstar Rihanna heads to her home country of Barbados for "Carnival" and dons an outfit like this:
[h/t half the internet]
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rihandacious!
ReplyDeleterihannamazing!
Perhaps we should hold a GTB summit in Barbados? Does anyone else think her underboob tattoo is weird?
ReplyDeleteIt is weird but I'd like to get a better look at it before I make a final decision on whether I like it or not. Rihanna is fucking nuts but she's hot so her craziness is acceptable.
ReplyDeleteTotally unrelated: good article on TJ's boy Jonny Flynn over at Grantland.
too hot there this time of year. how about northeast florida?
ReplyDeletelove Jonny Flynn
ReplyDeleteRihandonkulous. She looks like she has a VD.
ReplyDeleteNot a big fan of her, but I did love me some T Boz back in the day. And one of the other Destiny's Children is uber sexy ad well.
I learned in the article that I have something in common with Jonny Flynn. We are (or were in my case) less than ideally coachable point guards.
ReplyDeleteI second TR on the T Boz love. Met her in Buckhead years ago on a trip to Oglethorpe University. HAWT.
ReplyDeleteChilli >>>> T Boz
ReplyDeleteI'm a Left Eye guy
ReplyDelete/burn it all
Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue. It's not like honeydip would want to get with me ...
ReplyDeletethis blog needs transitions.
ReplyDeleteand is there a charles schulz font? the letters are perfect.
But just in case Z got more condoms than TLC.
ReplyDeleteDanimal- Chili's kind if a weirdo. The wife watched a reality show based on Chili's search for a husband. Floyd Mayweather was prominently involved as he apparently hooks up with her a lot and then leaves her back in Atlanta while he gambles and bangs other girls. She has issues.
ReplyDeleteI wish I didn't know that. Renouncing fan club membership in 3....2.....1....
ReplyDeleteWould still spoon with her though.
ReplyDeleteWhat's worse: a case of the clap or a flight out of Newark?-
ReplyDeleteI ask because I'm at Newark airport seated by what appear to be three Scottish hookers and I'm reding an Irvine Welsh novel.
ReplyDeleteAvoid the clap - Jimmy Duggan
ReplyDeleteI'll be there in 90 minutes, Zman! We'll take down the hookers, do a shot, high-five, and then go our separate ways. You game?
ReplyDeleteThings that don't suck: Newport RI and Fisherman's IPA
ReplyDeleteTR - my flight leaves in 6-9 minutes.
ReplyDeleteMr KQ - hit the tennis hall of fame while you're in Newport. And get some menthols.
Only time I was in Newport I had a blast. There was a story that involved me, one too many Heinekens, and snatching not getting laid from the jaws of getting laid. It's a pretty sad story.
ReplyDeletei don't think clarence used 'snatched' intentionally in that comment. not at all. no way. never happen.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I used "snatched" at all.
ReplyDeleteR.I.F.
my statement was not incorrect. you did not use 'snatched' in that statement intentionally.
ReplyDeletealso, i need to drink more during the workday.
Atlanta is preposterous.
ReplyDeleteGold Club visit?
ReplyDeleteG'day Gheorghies. I'm about to embark on the same snatching story as Clarence. Except it involves too many Heinekens, IPA's, white wine, and kids sleeping in the same room.
ReplyDeleteHowdy, Señor KQ and other chums. Good day today. Spreading good cheer. In August.
ReplyDeletehola, gheorghinos.
ReplyDeletesuccessful scotch tasting, mon. (lads)
jamaican scotch?
ReplyDeletei was joking. i can't do a scottish accent.
ReplyDeletesoccer practice is going to be grueling today (for me, not the kids).
just say 'wee dram' a lot, dave. nobody would be the wiser.
ReplyDeleteand those legs look veinier than the young lady from last week
ReplyDeleteWho's ready to take back the Solheim Cup?
ReplyDeleteHow can somebody take the time to put together a documentary about the Eagles and never mention their long-running feud with Steely Dan? Bullshit.
ReplyDeletea little factoid for ya jer....the cap't of the european squad and her significant other (both women, duh) shared my bed for a week many moons ago. it wasn't until i married that i cleaned the sheets.
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