Thursday, August 15, 2013

Fashion is...Rihan-diculous

Second post of the day, for two reasons:

1 - We needed to trump rob's melancholy Charlie Brown filler
2 - I needed to make up for that hirsute Jaws bathing suit pic

Therefore, you get a modified "Fashion is Dumb" installment, in which music superstar Rihanna heads to her home country of Barbados for "Carnival" and dons an outfit like this:


[h/t half the internet]

39 comments:

Danimal said...

rihandacious!
rihannamazing!

zman said...

Perhaps we should hold a GTB summit in Barbados? Does anyone else think her underboob tattoo is weird?

Mark said...

It is weird but I'd like to get a better look at it before I make a final decision on whether I like it or not. Rihanna is fucking nuts but she's hot so her craziness is acceptable.

Totally unrelated: good article on TJ's boy Jonny Flynn over at Grantland.

Danimal said...

too hot there this time of year. how about northeast florida?

T.J. said...

love Jonny Flynn

TR said...

Rihandonkulous. She looks like she has a VD.

Not a big fan of her, but I did love me some T Boz back in the day. And one of the other Destiny's Children is uber sexy ad well.

Mark said...

I learned in the article that I have something in common with Jonny Flynn. We are (or were in my case) less than ideally coachable point guards.

Mark said...

I second TR on the T Boz love. Met her in Buckhead years ago on a trip to Oglethorpe University. HAWT.

Danimal said...

Chilli >>>> T Boz

T.J. said...

I'm a Left Eye guy
/burn it all

zman said...

Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue. It's not like honeydip would want to get with me ...

Dave said...

this blog needs transitions.

and is there a charles schulz font? the letters are perfect.

Mark said...

But just in case Z got more condoms than TLC.

Mark said...

Danimal- Chili's kind if a weirdo. The wife watched a reality show based on Chili's search for a husband. Floyd Mayweather was prominently involved as he apparently hooks up with her a lot and then leaves her back in Atlanta while he gambles and bangs other girls. She has issues.

Danimal said...

I wish I didn't know that. Renouncing fan club membership in 3....2.....1....

Danimal said...

Would still spoon with her though.

zman said...

What's worse: a case of the clap or a flight out of Newark?-

zman said...

I ask because I'm at Newark airport seated by what appear to be three Scottish hookers and I'm reding an Irvine Welsh novel.

Mark said...

Avoid the clap - Jimmy Duggan

TR said...

I'll be there in 90 minutes, Zman! We'll take down the hookers, do a shot, high-five, and then go our separate ways. You game?

Mr KQ said...

Things that don't suck: Newport RI and Fisherman's IPA

zman said...

TR - my flight leaves in 6-9 minutes.

Mr KQ - hit the tennis hall of fame while you're in Newport. And get some menthols.

Clarence said...

Only time I was in Newport I had a blast. There was a story that involved me, one too many Heinekens, and snatching not getting laid from the jaws of getting laid. It's a pretty sad story.

rob said...

i don't think clarence used 'snatched' intentionally in that comment. not at all. no way. never happen.

Clarence said...

I don't think I used "snatched" at all.

R.I.F.

rob said...

my statement was not incorrect. you did not use 'snatched' in that statement intentionally.

also, i need to drink more during the workday.

zman said...

Atlanta is preposterous.

T.J. said...

Gold Club visit?

Mr KQ said...

G'day Gheorghies. I'm about to embark on the same snatching story as Clarence. Except it involves too many Heinekens, IPA's, white wine, and kids sleeping in the same room.

Clarence said...

Howdy, SeƱor KQ and other chums. Good day today. Spreading good cheer. In August.

Dave said...

hola, gheorghinos.

successful scotch tasting, mon. (lads)

Danimal said...

jamaican scotch?

Dave said...

i was joking. i can't do a scottish accent.

soccer practice is going to be grueling today (for me, not the kids).

rob said...

just say 'wee dram' a lot, dave. nobody would be the wiser.

Danimal said...

and those legs look veinier than the young lady from last week

Jerry said...

Who's ready to take back the Solheim Cup?

Greg said...

How can somebody take the time to put together a documentary about the Eagles and never mention their long-running feud with Steely Dan? Bullshit.

Danimal said...

a little factoid for ya jer....the cap't of the european squad and her significant other (both women, duh) shared my bed for a week many moons ago. it wasn't until i married that i cleaned the sheets.

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