Monday, August 12, 2013

Jack Urbont Finds Bob Digitech Without Searching the Internet

Long-time readers of G:TB know that the first track off of "Supreme Clientele" is the subject of a lawsuit between Jack Urbont and Ghostface Killah. The second track is a song called "Nutmeg" and when I tried to find a video of that song to embed in this post I found this:



This has to annoy Mr. Urbont and the folks at Marvel Comics. If you fast forward to the 4:20 mark, you'll hear the RZA encouraging people to search the internet for Bob Digitech, which is one of his aliases. Mr. Urbont will likely take a modicum of satisfaction in finally finding Bob Digi without even needing to use the world wide web and causing the public disclosure of his home address which will doubtlessly be annoying. In particular, Ghostface's Rule 26(a)(1) initial disclosures name Robert Diggs as a witness likely to have discoverable information and provide his home address in Tarzana CA. Robert Diggs is, of course, the RZA, aka Bobby Digital, aka Bob Digitech, aka Bob Digi, aka Prince Rakeem.

Undisclosed, however, was GFK's current address ... unless he's living in his lawyer's office. Instead of providing the whereabouts of Pretty Toney's hideout (the Ghostcave?), his attorney directed all correspondence to his attorney's address. Odd.

Less odd is scheduling order in the case. In fact it's pretty standard, although two things pop out at me. First, the case will be tried to a jury. I am soooo fucking pissed that I left Manhattan. Can you imagine sitting on that jury?! People would pay money for that gig. Second, all fact discovery must be completed by February 14, 2014, including depositions. That's Valentine's Day for all you married folks. Given that no one seems to have a legitimate address for Ghostdini, it might be hard to track him down for his deposition. It wouldn't surprise me if they couldn't corner the god hisself Cocaine Biceps until the 11th hour resulting in a Valentine's Day deposition. This will be amazing because you know Ghostface does on Valentine's Day, right? "Shock the bitch b." That's what happens.

20 comments:

T.J. said...

Love the Jack Urbont updates...

rob said...

me, too.

in other news, the dufner ass-grab is getting surprisingly little run, even on twitter.

Danimal said...

msn.com has it on its home page. duff did very well for himself. she's kind of hawt.

Jerry said...

Best ass grab in golf history? I say yes.

T.J. said...

Certainly the best public ass grab. I am sure Tiger topped it more than once with a few Shoney's waitresses.

rootsminer said...

Surely Seve Ballesteros must have grabbed ass better than that in his day.

zman said...

Yeah, that was more of a pat than a grab. I'm sure the bishop from Caddyshack performed more grabass than that pat.

TR said...

I shoot in the 130's, but made three 20+ ft puts y/day in a scramble. Nobody grabbed my ass, sadly.

rootsminer said...

That's scramble hero material TR. My brother has a scramble group that drinks very heavily and plays extremely well. Their opponents are mystified at how they can keep up the drinking/scoring. Perhaps they don't realize how good they are at both.

Shlara said...

The only good thing about my golf game is my putting--several scratch golfers have been impressed with my putting abilities especially after they see my awful tee shots. Adam Scott could use my skillz.

And, do any golfers have ugly wives? I haven't seen one...

rob said...

shlara notably silent on her wish to grab adam scott's ass.

Danimal said...

everybody's favorite big bag of douche vijay singh didn't fare too well with his now ex-wife

http://tinyurl.com/kudp7x9

i'm sure she's a sweetheart though. must be to have married the prick.

Danimal said...

Westwood's wife - meh.

Danimal said...

a few "meh's" in here.
again, i'm sure they're all sweethearts.
http://tinyurl.com/mj8oov8

Jerry said...

Soccer TV: It looks like NBC has arranged a package that will televise all PL games live. There will be games on NBCSN and NBC along with dedicated channels for all the other games.

I was nervous about the transition because the setup of the last few years had delivered everything you'd want, but this actually looks better. The only downside is losing Darke/Macca on the ESPN broadcasts. Additional bonus is there's zero chance of Gus Johnson popping up.

Fox Soccer appears to be folding/transitioning to FXX. And it looks like they're televising the 12:30 games on NBC proper.

Danimal said...

in fairness, i think all of the lassies in that collage should be granted at least 1 point on a scale of 10 due to their pic being taken i believe just after a round of golf. for example, jason's day girl here is a "meh" when in real life she's a "hubba hubba"

zman said...

For what it's worth, you should make time to listen closely to the lyrics on Nutmeg. It sets the tone for the whole album and blew my mind the first time I heard it. No one was doing stuff like this in 2001.

T.J. said...

it's a double-post Monday, simply because rob's post above is so absurd (and it would've been stale by internet standards if posted tomorrow morn)

Shlara said...

Rob, thought it was understood. Given the opportunity, every woman would grab Adam's ass...

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