"Fashion is dumb! Google up the picture for this $300 tshirt. Who pays $300 for a tshirt? Especially one this stupid."
Well, he certainly wasn't zwrong. Apparently, Peter Fonda is suing Dolce & Gabbana for making the crappy t-shirt below, and having the audacity to then charge 300 bucks for these things.
Z's follow-up email was also classic:
"Bingo. $300!! I found one “on sale” for “only” $122. Everything I’m wearing right now didn’t cost $122."
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oj granted parole. teej vent/rant in 3...2...1
ReplyDeleteHave you seen a picture of him lately. OJ has aged badly in the clink.
ReplyDeleteThe Juice is kinda loose.
ReplyDeleteAccording to notable tabloids, OJ is going to die in three months due to the diabeetus.
Sweet, now we can invite him to OBFT.
ReplyDeleteclarence - ya oughta see his anus.
ReplyDeletecome on, man
ReplyDeletehe's been in China, rob. seen bad things. anus jokes are the least of his concerns.
ReplyDeleteanus on a stick, common chinese street food. at least that's what television's tony bourdain tells me.
ReplyDeletethat's what they call it in the clink too, rob
ReplyDelete"I've been to jail and I'm not afraid to go back!"
ReplyDeleteJoke for at most 3.
I'd say slightly more than 3.
ReplyDeletePa-Pa-Pa-Pipia
ReplyDeleteI forgot that he did a 7-year stint in the Burg.
ReplyDelete"Screw you, puh ... puh ... puh-PEE-yuh."
ReplyDeletethis peter pan-acting fuckstick from a technology company just rolled into my office riding a razor scooter. that shit may fly in silicon valley, but it makes you look like a turbo douchewhistle in most other places.
ReplyDeletealso, get off my lawn.
Did he tell you to use Next?
ReplyDeleteRiley Cooper, making tons of friends in the Eagles locker room with his latest comments.
ReplyDeletebut he hasn't killed anyone!
ReplyDeleteWho came up with this goofy new Pro Bowl format? I bet Riley Cooper was involved.
ReplyDeleteZ, you don't like the new format? I think its pretty cool, but I'm biased...
ReplyDelete....based on major changes proposed by NFLPA President Domonique Foxworth designed to make it the ultimate fan-friendly celebration of the game...
Not a great summer for the 2008 Gator Football team. It's all Urban's fight.
ReplyDeleteI think that shirt would be cooler with the sleeves ripped off.
ReplyDeleteFault...fight. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting ready to go on the fishing trip. I kind of wish I weren't such a pussy.
ReplyDeleteBut I am. Total pussy.
ReplyDeleteRe: Pro Bowl ... it looks like 80-some-odd participants are selected by a currently undetermined process. Then Deion Sanders and Jerry Rice help two of the selected players who are captains, who are selected for captaincy by a currently undetermined process, pick teams? This looks like grist for the ESPN 24-hour-news-cycle and nothing more.
ReplyDeleteScratch that. The real scoop is:
ReplyDelete"Pro Football Hall of Famers Jerry Rice and Deion Sanders will serve as alumni captains, choosing two rosters with the help of two NFL.com fantasy users."
Preposterous.
I wish the fishing trip wasn't hundreds of miles away. But it is.
ReplyDeleteYou should get a car. Then you could travel.
ReplyDeletemaybe next year they consider moving it to daytona. place is kickin'
ReplyDeleteDriving up to NC for OBFT seems like an inefficient use of my vacation days. It's bad enough that I have to drive to Tallahassee next weekend to visit my sister. I love her and all but Tallahassee sucks and its a five hour drive. Bull. Shit.
ReplyDeleteI guess Florida is big. Five hours is a long time to remain in one state while driving.
ReplyDeleteThis is cool ... if you think X-Men nerdistry is cool.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.trask-industries.com/#/home
Five hours is somewhat acceptable if you end up at the beach. Much less so when you leave the beach and end up in Tallahassee. God I hate that place.
ReplyDeleteGood SB Nation article on CJ McCollum: http://www.sbnation.com/2013/8/1/4561714/cj-mccollum-portland-trail-blazers-nba-draft-2013
ReplyDeletemark, we're gonna need you to post some stuff. we're already in the bag. except zman, who is having a planes, trains, and automobiles kinda day.
ReplyDeleteI'm rocking a Norfolk State Athletics shirt for naught. United sucks.
ReplyDeleteare mark & i the lone holdouts?
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