Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Fashion is Dumb: zsubmission

A direct email from the zman:
"Fashion is dumb! Google up the picture for this $300 tshirt. Who pays $300 for a tshirt? Especially one this stupid."

Well, he certainly wasn't zwrong. Apparently, Peter Fonda is suing Dolce & Gabbana for making the crappy t-shirt below, and having the audacity to then charge 300 bucks for these things.


Z's follow-up email was also classic:
"Bingo. $300!! I found one “on sale” for “only” $122. Everything I’m wearing right now didn’t cost $122."

38 comments:

rob said...

oj granted parole. teej vent/rant in 3...2...1

Clarence said...

Have you seen a picture of him lately. OJ has aged badly in the clink.

T.J. said...

The Juice is kinda loose.

According to notable tabloids, OJ is going to die in three months due to the diabeetus.

Squeaky said...

Sweet, now we can invite him to OBFT.

Danimal said...

clarence - ya oughta see his anus.

rob said...

come on, man

T.J. said...

he's been in China, rob. seen bad things. anus jokes are the least of his concerns.

rob said...

anus on a stick, common chinese street food. at least that's what television's tony bourdain tells me.

Danimal said...

that's what they call it in the clink too, rob

zman said...

"I've been to jail and I'm not afraid to go back!"

Joke for at most 3.

T.J. said...

I'd say slightly more than 3.

Marls said...

Pa-Pa-Pa-Pipia

zman said...

I forgot that he did a 7-year stint in the Burg.

zman said...

"Screw you, puh ... puh ... puh-PEE-yuh."

rob said...

this peter pan-acting fuckstick from a technology company just rolled into my office riding a razor scooter. that shit may fly in silicon valley, but it makes you look like a turbo douchewhistle in most other places.

also, get off my lawn.

zman said...

Did he tell you to use Next?

T.J. said...

Riley Cooper, making tons of friends in the Eagles locker room with his latest comments.

Danimal said...

but he hasn't killed anyone!

zman said...

Who came up with this goofy new Pro Bowl format? I bet Riley Cooper was involved.

Shlara said...

Z, you don't like the new format? I think its pretty cool, but I'm biased...

....based on major changes proposed by NFLPA President Domonique Foxworth designed to make it the ultimate fan-friendly celebration of the game...

Mark said...

Not a great summer for the 2008 Gator Football team. It's all Urban's fight.

rootsminer said...

I think that shirt would be cooler with the sleeves ripped off.

Mark said...

Fault...fight. Whatever.

Dave said...

I'm getting ready to go on the fishing trip. I kind of wish I weren't such a pussy.

Dave said...

But I am. Total pussy.

zman said...

Re: Pro Bowl ... it looks like 80-some-odd participants are selected by a currently undetermined process. Then Deion Sanders and Jerry Rice help two of the selected players who are captains, who are selected for captaincy by a currently undetermined process, pick teams? This looks like grist for the ESPN 24-hour-news-cycle and nothing more.

zman said...

Scratch that. The real scoop is:

"Pro Football Hall of Famers Jerry Rice and Deion Sanders will serve as alumni captains, choosing two rosters with the help of two NFL.com fantasy users."

Preposterous.

Mark said...

I wish the fishing trip wasn't hundreds of miles away. But it is.

zman said...

You should get a car. Then you could travel.

Danimal said...

maybe next year they consider moving it to daytona. place is kickin'

Mark said...

Driving up to NC for OBFT seems like an inefficient use of my vacation days. It's bad enough that I have to drive to Tallahassee next weekend to visit my sister. I love her and all but Tallahassee sucks and its a five hour drive. Bull. Shit.

zman said...

I guess Florida is big. Five hours is a long time to remain in one state while driving.

zman said...

This is cool ... if you think X-Men nerdistry is cool.

http://www.trask-industries.com/#/home

Mark said...

Five hours is somewhat acceptable if you end up at the beach. Much less so when you leave the beach and end up in Tallahassee. God I hate that place.

Mark said...

Good SB Nation article on CJ McCollum: http://www.sbnation.com/2013/8/1/4561714/cj-mccollum-portland-trail-blazers-nba-draft-2013

rob said...

mark, we're gonna need you to post some stuff. we're already in the bag. except zman, who is having a planes, trains, and automobiles kinda day.

zman said...

I'm rocking a Norfolk State Athletics shirt for naught. United sucks.

Danimal said...

are mark & i the lone holdouts?