Our friend Dave is many things: educator, intellectual, renaissance man, thief, musician, dad, idiot. He's not, however, much of a liquor drinker, as he's recently admitted. Nor is he a terribly fashionable fellow - he's barely able to dress himself, let alone choose styles, patterns and colors that match and flatter him.
Fortunately, the world of fashion has developed a revolutionary new product designed to help men like Dave. From an unexpected source in Logan, Utah comes the Flask Tie. Which is, as the name says, a tie with a flask in it.
Described in the photo below, the Flask Tie seems custom-made for Dave. In one tidy, stylish package, a tool that will help him overcome his aversion to adult drinks while enabling him to step up his fashion game. We're buying him several. Because Free Shipping!