Sunday, July 28, 2013

Fashion is Awesome

Our friend Dave is many things: educator, intellectual, renaissance man, thief, musician, dad, idiot. He's not, however, much of a liquor drinker, as he's recently admitted. Nor is he a terribly fashionable fellow - he's barely able to dress himself, let alone choose styles, patterns and colors that match and flatter him.

Fortunately, the world of fashion has developed a revolutionary new product designed to help men like Dave. From an unexpected source in Logan, Utah comes the Flask Tie. Which is, as the name says, a tie with a flask in it.

Described in the photo below, the Flask Tie seems custom-made for Dave. In one tidy, stylish package, a tool that will help him overcome his aversion to adult drinks while enabling him to step up his fashion game. We're buying him several. Because Free Shipping!


16 comments:

zman said...

This post is remarkable because (1) who would expect flask ties to come from a dry state? and (2) Teedge mocked another man's sartorial skills.

rob said...

in fairness to teej, he started the post and i wrote the words.

T.J. said...

Which is why it's actually readable.

rob said...

teej and i are pretty sure ole miss coach andy kennedy is two rows in front of us at this kenner game. we're gonna start a loud conversation about marshall henderson.

Mark said...

Sound strategy, Rob. Maybe you can bring up the Cincinnati area cabbie he drunkenly assaulted too. Kennedy, not Henderson.

zman said...

Who's this Jeter guy hitting dingers In the Bronx?

Clarence said...

Dingers as in plural? Wow. Impressive.

TR said...

Gus Johnson alert. He is on Fox, butchering the Gold cup final. He is the Messina to Eric Wynalda's Loggins.

Clarence said...

Okay, just one dinger. Forgot the NYC exaggeration factor when speaking of Jeter's feats.

Dave said...

goal!

and thanks for the liquor tie. it's a clip on, right?

went to see the red bulls last night -- far more exciting than this game . . .

zman said...

Sorry. A dinger on the first pitch he saw.

Shlara said...

Gheorghies--put this on your "to do" list---take your wife to dinner and then go see "The Way, Way Back"

Great summer movie.

Mark said...

I dont do the dinner and a movie thing. I eat popcorn for dinner when I go to the movies. I'm a child.

zman said...

Hi Gheorghies.

Marls said...

Hi Zed

Marls said...

Dave failed to mention that the USMNT goal was scored in the 69th minute. For shame.