If you are a man living in Northern Virginia, chances are your sneaker situation consists entirely of a pair of grey New Balance trailrunners or a pair of white leather Reebok crosstrainers. It's time to step your shoe game up and rob's Slingblades aren't the answer.
I urge you to step outside your comfort zone (pun!) and try something new and exciting like Nike's new Free Flyknit running shoes.
Before you get apoplectic about wearing sneakers with color go check out Nike's website, they have some more staid colorways to choose from.
If you really want to push the envelop, get a pair of Free Hyperfeels.
You can avoid looking like an old man without having centipede feet like rob. Get out there and pretend you're cool. You might even run swiftly!