All that being said, I'm not backing Seattle to win, just to cover the spread. Brees does breesy-type things, Saints win 28-20, but danimal wins dollah dollah bills, y'all. Doofus Overlord out.
Saturday, January 08, 2011
I'm a terrible gambler, so danimal will be wagering for me
He's taking the 7-9 Seahawks, proud winners of the NFC West...and 10.5 point underdogs. At home. Against the defending Super Bowl Champions. But TJ, you say, why should danimal waste his actual money on your asinine bet, with zero rationale to back it up? Let me stop you right there, voices in my head...I do have a reason. It's not the whole 12th man, home-crowd nonsense. It's not the huge injuries to 2 of the 3 Saints RBs, and the third fighting daily through myriad KardaSTDs. It's Matt Hasselbeck. Yes, that decrepit donkey. Oh, no, I don't think he'll lead them to victory at all after dumbass Pete Carroll started him today. Nope, I assume he will get killed somewhere in quarter two...and then The Whitehurst will rise again. He was competent last week, is a million times more mobile than Statuebeck, and yes, Chaz really really really looks like Jesus, or at least Family Guy's Jesus:
All that being said, I'm not backing Seattle to win, just to cover the spread. Brees does breesy-type things, Saints win 28-20, but danimal wins dollah dollah bills, y'all. Doofus Overlord out.
All that being said, I'm not backing Seattle to win, just to cover the spread. Brees does breesy-type things, Saints win 28-20, but danimal wins dollah dollah bills, y'all. Doofus Overlord out.
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28-20....hmmm. I think I'd take the under on that. Torrential rain in Seattle today. Teej, you nervous about the Jets, yet?
ReplyDeleteThere's a reason I didn't even mention them. Very concerned about Peyton Manning picking them apart again.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is a bbva compass bowl?
ReplyDeleteSo, yeah, Ed Reed's brother???
ReplyDeleteCan get 10 now, not 10.5. Ur post has the world clamoring for the hawks. I shall ponder. For the record I only wager for diet cokes.
ReplyDeleteI feel like Peyton Manning should be enough for the Colts to get at least one playoff win. And note that Shonn Greene has more 100 yard playoff games than Tomlinson.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't a torrential downpour be a good thing for Seattle? Shouldn't they be used to that as a home environment? And might is affect Brees a little?
ReplyDeleteYeah, but the Seahawks don't have any good football players.
ReplyDeleteA torrential downpour is indeed good for the Seahawks, not good for a lot of points though.
ReplyDeleteHorrible news coming from AZ...a Congresswoman Giffords and multiple others have been killed by a gunman. Giffords was shot point blank in head.
ReplyDeleteMy twitter feed is an atrocious mix of left and right dumbassery right now...
OK, so she's not dead...
ReplyDeletethe dumbassery is indeed aflight. how bout we figure out what happened first?
ReplyDeleteno deets as of yet, or real deets anyway.
ReplyDeletei bet one very small diet coke on the saints the teej. it was difficult. can't disagree
bout the 12th man and what not.
go dukes.
Charlie Whitehurst will now have to punish you.
ReplyDeleteAny of you donkeys watch the Blue Hens collapse last night? Up 19-0 on the 3rd and blew it, despite Joe Biden and his hairplugs in the stands. A really phenomenal collapse. I even got my wife invested in the game, although she was drunk.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Thorogood is so bummed out he's drinking alone.
Can't shake the feeling that u r correct. I must forge ahead though for that is what I do.
ReplyDeleteI'll order him one bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
ReplyDeleteBut he usually does prefer to be by himself.
ReplyDeleteWhen was the last time the defending Super Bowl champs lost in the first round of the playoffs to a 7-9 team?
ReplyDeleteIs this a trick question?
ReplyDeleteWho cares if they lose, as long as it is only by 10 points. You do understand how gambling works, right?
ReplyDeleteHoly shit that congresswoman is supposedly going to make it.
ReplyDeleteGiddy w playoff eggsitement.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine a world in which the Saints don't blow the Seahawks out of the water, regardless of where and the weather conditions under which the game is played. If things get bad they can put Marques Colston in the backfield.
ReplyDeleteWe will have our answer soon...
ReplyDeleteWe will have our answer soon...
ReplyDeleteDuke by the way are 6.5 faves . Thoughts o little one?
ReplyDeleteTR, Tom "Hector" Savage is transferring from Rutgers. What up wit dat?
ReplyDeleteDukes....not duke
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ReplyDeleteAlex Flanagan....hubba hubba
ReplyDeleteAm I the only male in north America that doesn't know where brees got his scar? Anyone?
Isn't Alex Flanagan the spokeswoman for the American Vampire League?
ReplyDeleteBrees had a giant hairy mole-type of thing there and he had it removed.
ReplyDeletedanimal, blue horseshoe loves the dukes at that number
ReplyDeleteAlways bet on black.
ReplyDeleteAnd against the teej.
0 -0....
ReplyDeleteI know I've said this before but ... Reggie Bush is Eric Metcalf.
ReplyDeleteNotre Dame conspiracy!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTeej looking good here.
ReplyDeleteRoman Harper < Roman Brady
ReplyDeletesaints seem surprised that seattle decided to show up
ReplyDeleteWell done Seattle. Now, you must score a TD.
ReplyDeleteOver not looking so bad so far.
ReplyDeleteBrandon Stokley is still in the league?
ReplyDeleteI cannot conceive of the world in which I live, I guess.
ReplyDelete17-0
ReplyDeleteOh vey
It's playoff footbll zman, you should know better.
ReplyDeleteDon't you remeber the last "worst playoff team ever"? It was Arizona and they barely lost the SB to a rapist.
Brandon Stokley, back from the dead. And the Seahawks are looking a lot like my former Pop Warner team, the (wait for it) Satellite Seahawks. Ca-Caw!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I've been drinking.
Zman, did you delete your own comment to make yourself look better? If so, weak.
ReplyDeleteI thought the 1991 Jets were the last worst playoff team ever.
ReplyDeleteNo, my comments are still there. See 4:01.
ReplyDeleteNot saying I saw this exact scenario playing out but when it comes to gambling three words are a nice guide: Fade. The. Public.
ReplyDeletePlease disregard zman...we can discuss on Monday's show my lack of faith in you. Tootie, book Dr. Phil for us.
ReplyDeleteI said you were better than The Edge and this is how you treat me?
ReplyDelete/Draper sob
Trust. The. Teej.
ReplyDeleteRead the apology comments!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete/tears of a fat clown
Do you two want to hash this out via email? It's all making me very uncomfortable and bringing back some terrible childhood memories. My parents aren't divorced, but still, lots of bad memories.
ReplyDelete/sparks up meth pipe
I mean wow Julius Jones choked. Not wow to the meth pipe.
ReplyDeletePete Carroll is still a douche.
ReplyDeleteTerrible announcing. The Seahawks aren't a wild card team, the Saints are.
ReplyDeleteBeast mode?!?
ReplyDeleteHe never had a run like that in Buffalo.
ReplyDeleteLynch...weaving...running over a guy...
ReplyDeleteI believe Marshawn Lynch refers to that as...BEASTMODE.
ReplyDeleteDamn you, Z. Damn you.
ReplyDeleteThat stiff arm was sick.
Teej...u complete me
ReplyDeleteDanimal, Pete Carroll screwed you. That peppy fuck.
ReplyDeleteTerrible play call.
ReplyDeleteBest stiffarm ever.
ReplyDeleteThat's what she said.
ReplyDeleteShocker!!
ReplyDeleteWho is the guy doing color? He's like Simms + ignorance.
ReplyDeleteIt's Mayock and Hammond.
ReplyDeleteI feel very good about the Jets. I think we'll see a good game from Shonn Greene and I think this is the night when Gholston's breaks his sack cherry. Actually, I don't think that about Verne, but a man can dream.
ReplyDeleteLine on this game?
ReplyDeleteI hope I never break the cherry on my sack. I would like my sack to remain in one piece for the rest of my life.
ReplyDeleteJest +3?
ReplyDeleteWorst challenge ever? Worst challenge ever.
ReplyDeleteGood thing you don't really think that TR, because Vern is inactive this evening.
ReplyDeleteInactive. I knew that!
ReplyDelete(I did not know that)
I'd like to see the transcript of the conversation between Brad Smith and the trainer. I suspect it would read something like "I said my groin bitch! Muthafucka, rub that shit!"
ReplyDeleteFirst healthy scratch for Verne all year. His Jets career is probably over.
ReplyDeleteHe's been given more time than he deserves.
ReplyDeleteTalib Kweli? Really?
ReplyDeleteTwo straight long drives for the Jets. Nice.
ReplyDeleteLike my johnson.
ReplyDeleteLine was 2....I took jets. Taking picks public is usually not a good thing. Sorry teej
ReplyDeleteZ...did Kweli walk into your house and steal your cable box? I'm confused...and drunk.
ReplyDeleteFUUUUUUCK...and jmu wins by 5 (FIVE)? gtb influenced 2 of my 3 diet coke wagers today, badly.
ReplyDeletejets are doomed
ReplyDeleteTalib Kweli did an NFL commercial with some guy who does a lot of NFL commercials -- I don't know the second guy's name but his flow isn't too impressive.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else pumped for The Black Keys on SNL? Prolly not.
Was a Pepsi NFL commercial. Weak to very weak. Faith Hill-esque.
ReplyDeleteangererer!!!!
ReplyDeleteColts are domed
ReplyDeleteYeah, that sucks. I love Kweli. Worked a Kweli show (w/ Blackalicious as the opening act in college). Great show and you could tell by the style of the show that he was a down to earth guy. He's got to eat though. Hip-Hop is tough industry to make a lot of money in.
ReplyDeleteAntonio Cromartie...not your finest night.
ReplyDeleteIt's coaching malpractice to run the ball on 3rd-and-7 when Peyton Manning is your QB.
ReplyDeleteI was more surprised that someone said "Let's get Talib Kweli, he's a household name amongst football audiences" than I was that he did the ad.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget that Kweli did a commercial/rap for Big Ten Basketball a couple years back. Evidently, TV sports execs love him.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget that Kweli did a commercial/rap for Big Ten Basketball a couple years back. Evidently, TV sports execs love him.
ReplyDelete"they have to put the ball in Sanchez's hands, whose been high all night". Hey! Me too!!
ReplyDeleteTy Smith is the Holly Farms Chicken McNuggethead of this game.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know he did a Big Ten ad, or if I did I forgot. And that's too bad as me Kweli close like Bethlehem and Nazareth.
ReplyDelete1,2,3. Mos Def and Talib Kweli...
ReplyDeletewow. thank the lord baby jesus.
ReplyDeleteLuckily the Jets have Nick Folk.
ReplyDeleteYesyesyesymuthafucka yes
ReplyDeleteThat kick veered right and then veered left. Wiggliest 32 yd figgie ever. LaTorsha Tomlinson should be proud of her husband.
ReplyDeletenice bawgame...the kick did have some action on it...like an old screwball.
ReplyDeletejim carrey - is he still relevant?
Probably not, but thats partially of his own doing due to his need to be a taken serious as an actor. I'm not a big SNL guy but Carrey's a great fit. Knows the format, totally invested.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, well done Jets. huge catch by Braylon. He drops a lot of easy ones but he's probably gotten to the point that he's now underrated, after years of being terribly overrated.
ReplyDeleteLaDanian was very good tonight. Somebody check him for PEDs.
ReplyDeleteWhen a US Representative is shot in the head and the Chief Judge of a Federal District Court is shot and killed, it's time to re-think the wisdom of the 2nd Amendment. This story keeps getting more and more nuts. There's a second conspirator involved.
ReplyDeletedanimal, the tribe scouts failed to take marcus kitts' love for luigi's into account. my apologies.
ReplyDeletebig fun at the mini g:tb summit in celebration of shlara's 41st birthday. she looks good for someone her age. pics to follow tomorrow.
ReplyDeletealso, afuckingmen to zman
ReplyDeleteThanks Rob--so glad that the GTB crew could join!
ReplyDeleteWould there be entertainment value to live blogging tomorrow night's two hour "The Cape" premiered? Because man does that look awful...
ReplyDeleteTeej - I was begging for Jerry to live blog it, but apparently he's been shut in since his "What a Week, + Tride Football" post. I think you're an adequate replacement to take up the task. It looks poised to murder the careers of everyone involved.
ReplyDeleteI was planning on live blogging tomorrow's BCS title game. I think a "The Cape" live blog would be a great appetizer.
ReplyDeleteI'll need to DVR it, and will review it for Wednesday post.
ReplyDeleteMy early morn papal election and bottomlss bellini bruch have me on tilt...
ReplyDeleteAHL. Nice work.
ReplyDeleteCan I get a score please?
ReplyDeleteThere is a live DJ at this brunch. I am baffled.
23-7, Ravers.
ReplyDeleteDamn ravers. Always dropping e and rocking glow sticks.
ReplyDeleteSo Mark, you're saying the Ravens are doing swimmingly?
ReplyDelete30-7. We've officially entered Blowout territory.
ReplyDeleteSo, after this weekend's festivities, am I supposed to conclude that Qwest is a tougher place to play than either Lucas Oil or Arrowhead?
ReplyDeleteLoudest stadium in the league.
ReplyDeleteI've attended one dome game in my life (in New Orleans, when they roughed up the Giants last October), and couldn't believe how much more noise was generated than from 90K at FedEx. Not that FedEx is on my short list of great venues (or even mediocre venues).
ReplyDeleteI've been to the bummingdome, but that's about it.
ReplyDeleteTo Mayhugh's point, how the hell does Seattle get away with that claim? No way Qwest is louder than a dome, rt?
ReplyDeleteI think they shaped Qwest field specifically to make it loud.
ReplyDeleteWe need an intern...
ReplyDeletewell-played opening five minutes
ReplyDeleteKramerica.
ReplyDeleteTo Z's point, I remember reading something about Qwest being designed to maximize crowd noise when it first opened, Not sure how one would go about this but that was the claim.
ReplyDeleteI bet it involves parabolas and shit like that.
ReplyDeleteQwest Field has earned a reputation as one of the loudest stadiums in the NFL. The Seahawks owner, Microsoft tycoon Paul Allen, had the architects design the structure of the stadium, especially the roof, to direct as much crowd noise as possible onto the field, thereby giving the fans the sense of being that much closer to the action. In addition, the north end zone seating, called the "Hawks Nest," was specifically designed for rowdy fans. The seating consists of metal bleachers, which are excellent at refracting sound, and fans often stomp to create even more.
ReplyDeletethanks cliffy
ReplyDeleteIt's already been established that I'm old, and that I don't look old. But the fact that Tim Hardaway Jr. plays college ball makes me feel old...
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Joe Dumars' kid. He plays at Michigan too.
ReplyDeleteDavid Akers, not making friends.
ReplyDeleteI went to high school with a girl who had a baby in 10th grade, and said baby will be old enough to drink this year. Which means I'm in the 31st grade.
ReplyDeleteI bet I could call plays at the NFL level.
ReplyDeleteSuck it, dog killer.
ReplyDeleteRiley Cooper is an improbable name for a WR.
ReplyDeleteI like the Seahawks vs Jay Cutler next wk. Just telling you now.
ReplyDeleteteej sleepin w/seattle...
ReplyDeleteDuke/Maryland on at 8. Watch Jordan Williams. Love the improvement from last year.
ReplyDeleteI thought he was sleeping with Bieniemy.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Knicks-Lakers at 9:30. It's the late night enticement I don't need before the BCS game on Monday night. I will be dogshit by Tuesday without booze.
ReplyDeleteClyde Frazier has gone full cheetah for the Knicks-Lakers. His ability to take it to the next level in LA is tremendous. Cheetah jacket, black dress shirt, cheetah tie and what appears to be a cheetah pocket square. Beyond awesome.
ReplyDeleteNew post up. The king of all pimps deserves it.
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