Sunday, January 30, 2011

Country Living (With Ned Beatty)

Almighty Yojo presents his debut song and animated video. Bow down to the Almighty Yojo!

Almighty Yojo provides high quality songs and low quality video. Both are deserving of worship. Why not bow down and kiss the Yojo?



Country Living (With Ned Beatty)

Step into the sunshine.
Step into the rain.
Daddy's making moonshine,
out back again.

Mama's in the kitchen,
with her big metal fork.
Ripping at the shoulder,
pulling that pork.

Living in the country,
where the sky is big.
Catch me a city boy,
make him squeal like a pig.

Living in the country,
where the peaches are free.
Going down swimming,
a pond is good enough for me.

Buy me a dirt bike,
it's a great fucking toy.
Ride in the forest.
Squeal like a pig city boy.

Thanks to Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, and, of course, Ned Beatty.

Country Living (With Ned Beatty) by Almighty Yojo

18 comments:

mayhugh said...

Almighty Yojo had a more productive weekend than I did.

rob said...

the introduction of play-doh is a big step, artistically speaking

Mark said...

Another alias! Yaaaay!!

T.J. said...

Wow.

T.J. said...

Hey, Mr. Yojo, will you have a new studio link? And did your, er, rival Greasetruck go out of business (so I can delete their link)?

Almighty Yojo said...

almighty yojo has no affiliation with the band you speak of.

greasetruck is no match for the almighty yojo.

almightyyojo.blogspot.com

bow down to the almighty yojo

Dave said...

i have no idea who this almighty yojo asshole is, but i do like his music.

also, i believe that yojo was queequeg's little idol in moby dick.

T.J. said...

The Yojo might want to realize who runs this show, and that the Yojo is simply a plebe amongst us...

Igor said...

"Why couldn't Burt Reynolds have showed up with that crossbow three minutes earlier??"

Good thing my bitch boss was responsible for 9 people in our tiny office quitting or getting fired last year; otherwise, there might be someone here to hear me laugh out loud.

Dave said...

why couldn't burt reynold's have showed up with that cross-bow three minutes earlier?

i think this yojo guy is on to something . . .

Shlara said...

TJ--I just read your Monster Truck Jam tweets--very funny!

T.J. said...

Monster Truck shows are surprisingly entertaining.

Squeaky said...

So tumblr, huh?

T.J. said...

Gheorghe needs to expand...

Squeaky said...

Is Gheorghe: The YouTube Channel, next?

T.J. said...

Shhhhhhhhhhhh...

T.J. said...

For the heck of it I'm listening to our first Gheorghecast from a year ago...
http://bit.ly/8udSLQ

Marls said...

G:TB goes to the monster truck show expressed via the twitter was very amusing. Belated thanks to the Teej for keeping the twitisphere happy.