Family Ties' child actor Brian Bonsall has had a rough go of it since Michael J. Fox cut him loose. The 28 year-old Bonsall's narrative arc reached a low point in December when he was arrested for assault after allegedly hitting a friend in the head with a wooden stool.
The object lesson here, friends, is obvious. If you give your male child a haircut like the one below and make him wear a turtleneck at the same time, there's a better than even chance he'll wind up in jail with the worst tattoo in history.