Sunday, January 24, 2010

Digger Phelps Dances Like TJ

At least Digger was dancing for a young lady and not for Greg. His moves are just as embarrassingly bad though. Digger gets rather 2 Live Crew around the 2 minute mark.

124 comments:

Mark said...

Greg cackling in the background would've sent that clip over the top. Digger's got to be a hit at weddings.

TJ said...

That old fool has nothing on me.

zoltan said...

He has laser-beam focus on the cheerleader's toches from 2:30 to 2:40. I could study this thing for years like the Zapruder film. I almost think James Cameron put this together using CGI. It's unreal.

TJ said...

Has anyone seen this Steve Guttenburg Total Gym informercial? I'm watching it right now...horrific.

Mark said...

One more time:

Chandler Parsons.

TJ said...

Chandler Bing.

zoltan said...

Chandler Gailey?

Shlara said...

Digger is hilarious. He's become a somewhat regular on Morning Joe and they don't know how to react to some of the things he says.

On another note, the Wiz are playing the Clippers today. When did Mike Dunleavy turn into Tony Soprano?

zoltan said...

I didn't realize Stover is that old.

TJ said...

Way to hang in there kid.

TJ said...

Wow.

zoltan said...

The Jets are winning at the half? Really?

zoltan said...

Does Braylon Edwards know that his job is to catch footballs? He catches for a living. You would think he'd be better at it.

zoltan said...

The Walmart clown commercial is brilliantly unlike any other Walmart commercial.

Mark said...

He just wants to be a model, Zoltan. It's not his fault God cursed him with a big, athletic body.

TJ said...

I am not sure how the Jets are going to score...defensive TD perhaps?

zoltan said...

Fake punt?

TJ said...

Game. Over.

zoltan said...

Eli sucks too.

zoltan said...

Game. Blouses.

rob said...

blouses play later

zoltan said...

Do the Vikings get support from G:TB for rocking purple and yellow blouses?

rob said...

are they huckleberry and lemon?

zoltan said...

Pierre Garcon's homemade cedille is terrible (pronounce ter-EE-bleh).

Mark said...

He's D3 guy though. Nothing wrong with that.

Mark said...

Can we just call Peyton Manning what he is (the coach of the Colts) already?

zoltan said...

Does Jim Irsay have frostbite?

Mark said...

He's drunk.

zoltan said...

Is that why his hands are purple?

zoltan said...

"As smooth and sweet as custard"? C'mon.

Geoff said...

Knicks lost a squeaker today.

Mark said...

Vikings players are wearing earplugs? Really?

zoltan said...

On the play before he scored, Buck and Aikman failed to comment on how fast Peterson is. He runs faster sideways off balance while falling than I can sprint forward.

rob said...

the extra g is for gashed

zoltan said...

I don't get the earplugs either. You can't hear because it's loud or you can't hear because you have a plug in your ear. Either way you can't hear.

zoltan said...

No way!! An Eric Bienemy sighting!

Whitney said...

Eric "Sleeping With" Bienemy.

Whitney said...

And that Visa commercial and the story behind it might be the coolest thing about men's speed skating ever.

zoltan said...

Why doesn't the Saints' D need earplugs?

zoltan said...

"Gay was banging" says Aikman.

Marlin said...

Chanandler Bong

rob said...

wow, that's a hideous personal foul call

Whitney said...

BULLSHIT call. Favre was trying to throw a block and got his ass handed to him. That is horrible.

rob said...

favre is taking a beating

TJ said...

Favre might not make it to halftime.

zoltan said...

He's like a kid out there! He loves playing the game!

Marlin said...

Is it too aggressive to say that I hope farve dies in this game?

rob said...

favre! keeps getting up! like he's done his whole career!

zoltan said...

Not at all. I considered commenting that I hope Peyton Manning is found dead in his hotel room with Eli's dong stuck in his throat. But then I thought that was crass and decided against it.

rob said...

nice reverse. love that call.

Marlin said...

Ok, cool. I hope farve dies and peyton chokes on a dick.

zoltan said...

Make sure you hope it's not just any dick, but his brother's dick. It's worse that way, I think.

TJ said...

I do not like the new eTrade baby.

Marlin said...

I had an archie manning dick joke ready, but I think it may be a bridge too far.

Dan said...

just said the same thing to my wife re etrade baby. don't worry, his days are #'d.

TJ said...

Dan, you're gonna take out a baby?

Dan said...

i thought that statement could possibly be misconstrued.
no, i just figure his career will be over with by the time he's 18, 20 months old, tops.

zoltan said...

Favre married his high school girlfriend?

Shlara said...

I am so sick of the Farve love and hyperbole. I'm muting the TV.

Dan said...

did you see the E True Hollywood Story on the old etrade baby? he's a mess. like many child stars, he couldn't take the early fame & fortune. he's in the 2nd grade yet he still shits himself on a consistent basiss, among other issues.

rob said...

that's just fucking stupid

Dan said...

and on a regular basis.

rob said...

huge muff

TJ said...

That's some stinky bush...

rob said...

dammit, missed an opportunity there. should have said, 'huge muff, bush'.

rob said...

unleash the rhombus

Whitney said...

Reggie Bush is Desmond Howard. But not as good in the postseason.

TJ said...

A.D.

All drops.

zoltan said...

No, Reggie Bush is Larry Centers. Seriously, look at their numbers. Centers was actually a little better. Alternatively, he's a very poor man's Eric Metcalf.

rob said...

the vikings are getting motherfucking lucky

rob said...

goddamn but that's some bullshit

rob said...

poetic justice

rob said...

and somewhere roger goodell punched a gimp

Mark said...

The first Favre force.

rob said...

great, all set up for the favre as wounded warrior narrative

Whitney said...

This is the Favre I love to hate. Got his ankle twisted, wanted another bullshit call, didn't get it, get helped off the field, take your sock off, put your sock back on, faux- hobble on the field, throw a TD, get fellated. Douche.

zoltan said...

New reading assignment:

http://tinyurl.com/ygyu4a3

Whitney said...

Where did that ref need to be standing to see that was a TD? This is like watching Favre team with Jordan on Duke.

rob said...

we blew a chance to go to a signing for that book last year

zoltan said...

This is the first I heard of it. It's on Google books.

rob said...

favre's gettin' a little favrey

zoltan said...

Sloppiest indoor game ever.

rob said...

this is getting absurd

rob said...

wtf is payton challenging?

Whitney said...

Redskinesque challenge there. Nice.

rob said...

gibbsian

rob said...

any doubt this game's going overtime?

zoltan said...

I'd like to see Favre get clobbered, hobble to the sideline, diagnose his own ruptured appendix, and then remove it himself with a spike from his cleats, sew himself up, and return for the next series.

zoltan said...

Classic Madden '93 play - floating lob to the back of the endzone for a pass interference call.

rob said...

minny's defense has been awesome

rob said...

oh good, a favre game-winning drive

rob said...

what is this video game? this looks silly.

zoltan said...

There has to be at least one more fumble.

rob said...

pretty interesting theoretical issues here regarding timeout usage. aggressive move by payton dashed by bad tackling.

zoltan said...

Zygi Wilf sounds like a member of ABBA, not a billionaire owner of an NFL team.

rob said...

wowww, redskinesque

zoltan said...

He's like a kid out there!

rob said...

favresque

Mark said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

TJ said...

That was awesome.

zoltan said...

rob is prescient.

rob said...

favre made me jump off my couch, and i really don't care about this game

zoltan said...

Which was better - 12 men in the huddle or the shitty throw?

rob said...

cuse/hoyas tomorrow night. fun.

rob said...

huh?

rob said...

sean payton's about to earn his paycheck

rob said...

purely because of the stress of the next 45 seconds

zoltan said...

Unlike rob's tie this overtime has no flow.

Mark said...

Yes, let's review this play too. This is in no way killing the game's flow and momentum.

Whitney said...

Booth Review making this game less fun.

rob said...

wow, there's a guy that knows his obscure gtb trivia

Mark said...

Well at least those two reviews were productive and necessary.

rob said...

uncatchable - is that still a rule?

rob said...

minnesota's defense really deserves to win this game

rob said...

not a catch! that timeout might be genius.

Marlin said...

Eat a dick brett. Eat a dick joe buck. Eat joe buck's dick brett.

rob said...

brunell!

Shlara said...

OMG, it's like a Disney movie ending...

rob said...

over/under on manning family new orleans puff pieces over the next 2 weeks?

zoltan said...

Does this mean that we have returned to a world where Joe Montana is the greatest QB ever?

zoltan said...

69

Geoff said...

I'm still holding out hope that Favre will lose an NFC title for my team with a stupid INT some day.

mayhugh said...

A flaming bag of dog poo to the sports writer who asked Favre if he was coming back next season in the post game. Seriously, let it go for a couple of weeks.

TJ said...

Today's a day where I would actually like to watch First and Ten for a few minutes, just to see what foolishness comes out of Skip's mouth in regard to Favre and Manning...and the Knicks.