Sunday, May 09, 2010

Happy Mother's Day

In the immortal words of the esteemed Robert Matthew Van Winkle, "Word to your mother(s)"...

30 comments:

Mark said...

At first I thought Rob posted this. Then I remembered he hates Glenn Danzig because he's taller than Rob.

TJ said...

So rob hates 95 percent of the world?

Mark said...

Yes. But I think he hates those who are just barely taller than he (Gary Coleman, Emmanuel Lewis, Danzig, Earl Boykins, etc.) with a special zeal.

Dan said...

and the little kid from eight is enough.
happy mother's day.

Mark said...

Besides my dislike for him, my biggest issue is with Mo Williams is this: He's a point guard who doesn't like to penetrate. That's not a recipe for success.

TJ said...

It's the Tony and Rajon Show.

TJ said...

Hey Dallas Braden, I hope some huy tried to bunt in the next inning and 2/3rd to break up your no-hitter.

Mark said...

Rajon is Rondiculous.

TJ said...

Why do I have the feeling this one's ending with a LeBron game winner?

Mark said...

We'll see. I still don't quite buy LeBron in the clutch.

TJ said...

Mark, I think today you could call cue the Billy Joel and call Boston "Allen-town" today.

TJ said...

Extra words are awesome.

Mark said...

I agree. Tony Allen placing Pierce on the bench for most of the 4th isn't something I saw coming. Like ever.

Mark said...

Dallas Braden is perfect.

TJ said...

Every Cavs defender is so afraid to guard Rondo tight it looks like he has a force field aroudn him.

TJ said...

Well if that ain't a message to Alex Rodriguez from the baseball gods I don't know what is.

rob said...

according to the twitter, braden's grandmother was at the game today and spoke to the media afterwards. she was quoted as saying, 'stick it, a-rod'. i am not making this up. righteous lady, that grams.

Mark said...

The postgame shot of Braden and his grandma hugging and crying was great. Definitely got a little dusty in my living room.

rob said...

believing that the red sox really aren't very good and aren't likely to contend this season is oddly liberating.

Mark said...

Nash caught an elbow from Duncan midway thru the 3rd. His right eye is nearly swollen shut now. That's one way to get back in the game. There's something about the Spurs that's just evil.

TJ said...

To Mark's point, Nash just literally threw a no look pass because they eye he wouldve seen Jared Dudley cutting out of is swollen totally shut.

Mark said...

Erika asked me if this (Spurs-Suns) was a close game. I asked her if she understands numbers.

Mark said...

To TJ's point, Nash is so good he only needs one eye to kick San Antonio's ass and close out this series.

Mark said...

Jesus Stoudemire. Use your fucking brain.

TJ said...

Well, a four point play helps.

zman said...

I started Dallas Braden on my fantasy team today. I feel like I should get many more points than I did.

zman said...

Mark, sounds like you're married already.

Mark said...

Might as well be Z. Together for 6 years. Lived with each other for 3. It's a piece of jewelry and a party at this point at this point.

And Nash doesn't get nearly enough credit for how tough he is. Tonight's performance was hockey level tough.

zman said...

When did Popovich start rocking Roger Sterling's hairline?

Mark said...

Nice call Z. Pop has had more hairstyles than Madonna. She's older though.