Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Well, if you loved Post #1,600...

...you'll really enjoy me/GTB sticking to what we know best for post #1,601: Muppet Mash-ups. And boy does the Teej have a winner for you today. Enjoy...you've just been Beaker'd*.

23 comments:

zman said...

We're posting Rick Astley songs now? Really?

TJ said...

Is Beaker gonna have to choke a bitch?

TJ said...

The London Olympics have just unveiled their mascot(s). They are even worse than you can imagine.
http://bit.ly/bIpSQj

TJ said...

The one time where it pays to be a sloth (look around/over your shoulder before opening)...

http://www.pop.is/1ya0

TJ said...

So wait, if today is KG's birthday, then...it's also ten years ago that Malik Sealy died.

Geoff said...

Vote early, vote often...

To prevent sex offenders from being released "into our neighborhoods," CA GOV hopeful Douglas Hughes (R) plans to create "Pedophile Island," which will include "pedophile police, pedophile fire personnel" and "pedophile forest rangers" ("Political Hotsheet," 5/19).

TJ said...

Where will they relocate all the misfit toys?

Geoff said...

By the way, Chris Dudley won the 5 way Oregon GOP gubernatorial primary last night.

Dave said...

but what happens when the pedophiles start reproducing? they're not ALL men, are they? then things are going to get pretty gross on pedophile island.

TJ said...

For our hip hop fans:
http://bit.ly/biy5Vy

TJ said...

"Nicolas Cage only eats animals he thinks have sex the right way". What more is there for me to say? http://bit.ly/bvfwcM

rob said...

david ortiz just tripled. i think some serious santeria shit was involved. or a time machine.

TJ said...

There's already been an inside-the-park HR and a triple play in the Nats/Mets game. No idea how often that happens...but it seems pretty rare.

zman said...

I didn't read the whole Guru thing. Was his abusive producer also his boyfriend or something? That's how it sounds.

TJ said...

Actually, I was hoping you or Mark would read it and then report back to the class.

rob said...

umps went to replay - ortiz actually homered. order has been restored.

rob said...

bill madden's new book about george steinbrenner alleges that big stein had an affair with barbara walters. there - now you have that mental picture, too.

rob said...

blogger's fuckedupedness is making for some bizarrely out of sequence commentating.

TJ said...

It appears that the machines have perhaps begun their takeoever, because I can't get anyting on the interweb to work.

TJ said...

That's right Joe Maddon, leave Davis out there just a little too long. This should be 6-4 in a few.

TJ said...

Thames is hurt now too? Tomorrow night's OF is gonna be Gardner, Mel Hall and Jesse Barfield at this rate.

Mark said...

I'll check out that hip hop link tomorrow and turn in my report Mr. Teej.

And Geoff's boy Doug Hughes' idea sounds eerily like a movie idea that Adam Carolla pitched on Simmons' podcast. Carolla called his idea "Pedophisle". Either way, I like creativity.

TJ said...

This Yankee game has become verrrrry interesting...