Sunday, May 02, 2010

Worst Driver Ever?

If he doesn't take the gold he's at least on the podium:

As far as I can tell, this is 100% real. Yep, that's half a Mercedes sticking out of a brick wall seven stories up. Some donk in Tulsa got his foot caught between the brake pedal and the accelerator, and this was the result. And to think, he was so close to locking up a 2010 Darwin Award. Maybe next time sir.

40 comments:

Greg said...

Can't tell the difference between the velocitator and the deceleratrix.

Greg said...

My cabbie last night was from Tajikistan. Of course he enjoyed my tale of the recent run-in with the Tajik Highway Patrol on the road to Dushanbe involving Austin Milbarge and Emmitt Fitzhume.

TJ said...

And John Overdrive.

Dan said...

radiohead on 101, direct tv. that singer ain't right.

TJ said...

Andrew Bynum limping after his first athletic move of the game. Not a good sign for Lakers.

TJ said...

Then again, it appears this is one of those games that Kobe has decided the Lakers will not lose.

TJ said...

Nice 10th inning for Papelbon and the Sox. Getting swept by the Orioles? Bad times for Beantown.

rob said...

i think theo's secretly tanking this season

TJ said...

So they can sign Conan?

TJ said...

Sly Stallone...is that Yoko next to him?

Mark said...

How about Al Horford putting up 16/15/4/3 for Atlanta in their Game 7 victory. It's been quite a good year for Gator big men.

Mark said...

Andrew Bynum is such a pussy.

TJ said...

Jazz Hands!

rob said...

ronnie millsap getting it done

TJ said...

rob, you've decided to meld Ronnie Price and Paul Millsap into one uber hoopster?

Mark said...

Did Ronnie Price and Paul Millsap have a baby?

rob said...

smoky mountain raining buckets

Mark said...

Fuck you TJ.

And I think I'll take a pass on the Common/Dwight Howard film project...thanks though.

TJ said...

Sasha Vujacic looks like a sexual predator running through a schoolyard to tackle some prey.

TJ said...

Mark, I'll just leave the keys to the brain in the garage in the usual spot.

TJ said...

Having watched this entire game it is amazing to me the Jazz are now leading by one. The Lakers shouldve won this game by 35.

rob said...

sweet stache on kiedis. dreyfus, too.

TJ said...

Flea looking more normal than Anthony Keidis. Not sure what's up with that NAMBLA stache on Keidis.

TJ said...

It figure rob would like molestaches.

rob said...

flea! flea! flea! flea!

TJ said...

Was that noise his head hitting the floor?

Mark said...

I thought it was his elbow.

TJ said...

C.J. Miles, bringing it.

Mark said...

What a bullshit call. A stupid flop for sure but even close to a foul.

TJ said...

Why is Artest allowed to even touch the ball let alone shoot?

Mark said...

Deron Williams might want to start looking for his shot. Seriously.

Mark said...

Thank you. Where's that been for the last 5 minutes?

TJ said...

Carlos Boozer, who have played like a fucking Twinkie in the last 15 minutes. Toughen up dude.

Mark said...

Williams played way too passively down the stretch. He has to be much more aggressive if Utah's going to win close games against LA.

rob said...

i'm fairly certain the lakers are cheating

TJ said...

Johan having a tough going in primetime, though it again needs to be said that Citizans Bank Park is a traveshamockery of a stadium.

TJ said...

And it somehow just got worse.

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Dan said...

i doubt the majority of you saw much or any of it, but 20 year old rory mcilroy won at quail hollow - he went -18 on the wkd. he was 2 shots above the cut line going into the 16th hole on friday. he went 3 under on the last 3 holes, 3 tough holes, to win it...he's gee oh oh dee

Geoff said...

I caught a little of McElroy. He apparently had 5 eagle putts (made 2) in his round on Sunday. I'm not familiar with that sort of a round. He's got some UPPPPside.