A Friday post that fits the formula perfectly

1 washed-up pop culture figure
1/2 tablespoon TV network head idiocy
2 cups glut of cable channels and programming
1 youtube clip with wisecrack attached (in this case, the bolded last sentence does all the work for me)

Mix well, bake, and eat quickly before it gets cancelled.

Rapper Vanilla Ice is indulging his love of home improvement by signing up to host a new DIY TV show. The Ice Ice Baby hitmaker - real name Robert Van Winkle - is set to present The Vanilla Ice Project for U.S.'s DIY Network. A rep for the channel insists the star's renovation experience makes him the perfect host for a home make-over show. The spokesperson says, "Over the last 15 years, Rob has taught himself the basics of home improvement through hands-on experience."

Happy Mother's Day

In the immortal words of the esteemed Robert Matthew Van Winkle, "Word to your mother(s)"...

Filler for the Filler

Apparently, I have once again managed to post an ancient YouTube clip below, and rather than leave that up all day, I stumbled upon this classic. Well, it's a classic to me at least.