Sunday, January 24, 2010

Digger Phelps Dances Like TJ

At least Digger was dancing for a young lady and not for Greg. His moves are just as embarrassingly bad though. Digger gets rather 2 Live Crew around the 2 minute mark.

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  1. Greg cackling in the background would've sent that clip over the top. Digger's got to be a hit at weddings.

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  2. That old fool has nothing on me.

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  3. He has laser-beam focus on the cheerleader's toches from 2:30 to 2:40. I could study this thing for years like the Zapruder film. I almost think James Cameron put this together using CGI. It's unreal.

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  4. Has anyone seen this Steve Guttenburg Total Gym informercial? I'm watching it right now...horrific.

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  5. One more time:

    Chandler Parsons.

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  6. Digger is hilarious. He's become a somewhat regular on Morning Joe and they don't know how to react to some of the things he says.

    On another note, the Wiz are playing the Clippers today. When did Mike Dunleavy turn into Tony Soprano?

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  7. I didn't realize Stover is that old.

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  8. The Jets are winning at the half? Really?

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  9. Does Braylon Edwards know that his job is to catch footballs? He catches for a living. You would think he'd be better at it.

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  10. The Walmart clown commercial is brilliantly unlike any other Walmart commercial.

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  11. He just wants to be a model, Zoltan. It's not his fault God cursed him with a big, athletic body.

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  12. I am not sure how the Jets are going to score...defensive TD perhaps?

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  13. Do the Vikings get support from G:TB for rocking purple and yellow blouses?

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  14. are they huckleberry and lemon?

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  15. Pierre Garcon's homemade cedille is terrible (pronounce ter-EE-bleh).

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  16. He's D3 guy though. Nothing wrong with that.

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  17. Can we just call Peyton Manning what he is (the coach of the Colts) already?

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  18. Does Jim Irsay have frostbite?

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  19. Is that why his hands are purple?

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  20. "As smooth and sweet as custard"? C'mon.

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  21. Knicks lost a squeaker today.

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  22. Vikings players are wearing earplugs? Really?

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  23. On the play before he scored, Buck and Aikman failed to comment on how fast Peterson is. He runs faster sideways off balance while falling than I can sprint forward.

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  24. I don't get the earplugs either. You can't hear because it's loud or you can't hear because you have a plug in your ear. Either way you can't hear.

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  25. No way!! An Eric Bienemy sighting!

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  26. Eric "Sleeping With" Bienemy.

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  27. And that Visa commercial and the story behind it might be the coolest thing about men's speed skating ever.

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  28. Why doesn't the Saints' D need earplugs?

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  29. "Gay was banging" says Aikman.

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  30. wow, that's a hideous personal foul call

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  31. BULLSHIT call. Favre was trying to throw a block and got his ass handed to him. That is horrible.

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  32. Favre might not make it to halftime.

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  33. He's like a kid out there! He loves playing the game!

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  34. Is it too aggressive to say that I hope farve dies in this game?

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  35. favre! keeps getting up! like he's done his whole career!

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  36. Not at all. I considered commenting that I hope Peyton Manning is found dead in his hotel room with Eli's dong stuck in his throat. But then I thought that was crass and decided against it.

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  37. nice reverse. love that call.

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  38. Ok, cool. I hope farve dies and peyton chokes on a dick.

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  39. Make sure you hope it's not just any dick, but his brother's dick. It's worse that way, I think.

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  40. I do not like the new eTrade baby.

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  41. I had an archie manning dick joke ready, but I think it may be a bridge too far.

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  42. just said the same thing to my wife re etrade baby. don't worry, his days are #'d.

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  43. Dan, you're gonna take out a baby?

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  44. i thought that statement could possibly be misconstrued.
    no, i just figure his career will be over with by the time he's 18, 20 months old, tops.

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  45. Favre married his high school girlfriend?

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  46. I am so sick of the Farve love and hyperbole. I'm muting the TV.

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  47. did you see the E True Hollywood Story on the old etrade baby? he's a mess. like many child stars, he couldn't take the early fame & fortune. he's in the 2nd grade yet he still shits himself on a consistent basiss, among other issues.

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  48. that's just fucking stupid

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  49. dammit, missed an opportunity there. should have said, 'huge muff, bush'.

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  50. Reggie Bush is Desmond Howard. But not as good in the postseason.

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  51. No, Reggie Bush is Larry Centers. Seriously, look at their numbers. Centers was actually a little better. Alternatively, he's a very poor man's Eric Metcalf.

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  52. the vikings are getting motherfucking lucky

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  53. goddamn but that's some bullshit

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  54. and somewhere roger goodell punched a gimp

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  55. great, all set up for the favre as wounded warrior narrative

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  56. This is the Favre I love to hate. Got his ankle twisted, wanted another bullshit call, didn't get it, get helped off the field, take your sock off, put your sock back on, faux- hobble on the field, throw a TD, get fellated. Douche.

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  57. New reading assignment:

    http://tinyurl.com/ygyu4a3

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  58. Where did that ref need to be standing to see that was a TD? This is like watching Favre team with Jordan on Duke.

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  59. we blew a chance to go to a signing for that book last year

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  60. This is the first I heard of it. It's on Google books.

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  61. favre's gettin' a little favrey

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  62. Sloppiest indoor game ever.

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  63. wtf is payton challenging?

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  64. Redskinesque challenge there. Nice.

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  65. any doubt this game's going overtime?

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  66. I'd like to see Favre get clobbered, hobble to the sideline, diagnose his own ruptured appendix, and then remove it himself with a spike from his cleats, sew himself up, and return for the next series.

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  67. Classic Madden '93 play - floating lob to the back of the endzone for a pass interference call.

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  68. minny's defense has been awesome

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  69. oh good, a favre game-winning drive

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  70. what is this video game? this looks silly.

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  71. There has to be at least one more fumble.

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  72. pretty interesting theoretical issues here regarding timeout usage. aggressive move by payton dashed by bad tackling.

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  73. Zygi Wilf sounds like a member of ABBA, not a billionaire owner of an NFL team.

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  74. favre made me jump off my couch, and i really don't care about this game

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  75. Which was better - 12 men in the huddle or the shitty throw?

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  76. cuse/hoyas tomorrow night. fun.

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  77. sean payton's about to earn his paycheck

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  78. purely because of the stress of the next 45 seconds

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  79. Unlike rob's tie this overtime has no flow.

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  80. Yes, let's review this play too. This is in no way killing the game's flow and momentum.

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  81. Booth Review making this game less fun.

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  82. wow, there's a guy that knows his obscure gtb trivia

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  83. Well at least those two reviews were productive and necessary.

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  84. uncatchable - is that still a rule?

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  85. minnesota's defense really deserves to win this game

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  86. not a catch! that timeout might be genius.

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  87. Eat a dick brett. Eat a dick joe buck. Eat joe buck's dick brett.

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  88. OMG, it's like a Disney movie ending...

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  89. over/under on manning family new orleans puff pieces over the next 2 weeks?

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  90. Does this mean that we have returned to a world where Joe Montana is the greatest QB ever?

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  91. I'm still holding out hope that Favre will lose an NFC title for my team with a stupid INT some day.

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  92. A flaming bag of dog poo to the sports writer who asked Favre if he was coming back next season in the post game. Seriously, let it go for a couple of weeks.

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  93. Today's a day where I would actually like to watch First and Ten for a few minutes, just to see what foolishness comes out of Skip's mouth in regard to Favre and Manning...and the Knicks.

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