Monday, October 26, 2009

Sherm!

In which the viewing public is treated to a clusterfuck in 4 acts.

92 comments:

Mark said...

Cerrato looks like such a clueless douche in that picture. I like it.

Geoff said...

That's his good side.

rob said...

welcome to the shitshow, friends

Greg said...

Cerrato looks like an older Chris Kattan.....and TeeJay said he hired the Baha Men for the halftime show.

Geoff said...

Kudos to ESPN for finding Sherm's old stomping grounds--the bingo parlor.

mayhugh said...

Brian Mitchell being inducted into the Ring of Fame tonight.

Geoff said...

Berman and the ESPN crew are throttling Snyder and Cerrato as bad as you'll ever see.

Geoff said...

Yeah, Mitchell gets 2 minutes to give a speech. I sure hope Snyder is in the market for a shiny new asshole.

Geoff said...

Okay...I won't start drinking scotch until:

a) Campbell gets sacked
b)the Skins call a timeout because they can't get a play in
c) the skins get a delay of game
d) The Redskins trail by double digits
e) any of the above

Geoff said...

Um...Chris Cooley's hair choice was surprising this evening.

rob said...

just so mark has something to root against, i need chris cooley and the eagles defense to combine for 26 points to bring me fantasy glory.

Geoff said...

Tirico looks like C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man tonight.

Mark said...

That hurts, Rob. But since you've set me up.

rob said...

if vinny told gruden he was no longer calling plays, gruden would have killed him with his bare hands.

Geoff said...

Prepare to be Sherminated.

Mark said...

Gruden blows EVERYBODY.

It makes me wonder why he never went after any of these impact offensive players while he was coaching in Tampa. Instead, it was 4 years of Joey Galloway as your go to WR, and a battle between an old beat up Jeff Garcia or an old beat up Brad Johnson as the best QB of that era. I can't wait for him to coach the Redskins next year.

Geoff said...

Jason Campbell is an a mental slump, eh? Kind of like my ab muscles have been in a slump for the last few decades.

Geoff said...

Question for the assembled masses:
Does Jason Campbell ever start an NFL game in a non-Redskins uniform?

rob said...

yes, jason campbell needs to relax. that's the problem.

Geoff said...

This animatronic Frank Gifford is so real its almost like he's still alive.

Geoff said...

Its a running week for the Eagles--bad break for the Skins.

Geoff said...

Insurmountable lead.

rob said...

well, that was...entirely predictable.

TR said...

Good to see the black guy from Old School at the game in a Skins jersey.

Mark said...

When was the last time you saw a team score on a reverse from that far away?

Geoff said...

This could be a special night...and I'm not just saying that because I'm not wearing pants.

Geoff said...

I predict Sherm's first series goes like this:
Run middle for no gain.
Run right for 2 yards.
Incomplete pass.

rob said...

sherm time. i'm all aquiver.

Geoff said...

Offensive problems solved.

rob said...

biggest gain of the game.

Mark said...

All Cooley, all the time.

Geoff said...

Uh oh. Sherm only knows one play.

rob said...

sherm only knows one play

rob said...

genius

rob said...

sherm is also officiating

Geoff said...

Okay, I opened the scotch.

Mark said...

I think somebody should explain the meaning of 'philosophy' to Jaws.

rob said...

naming your sons brian and byron displays a distinct lack of imagination

Geoff said...

That, my friends, was a defensive stop. And a fundamentally sound, good, crisp bounce pass.

Geoff said...

"Creigh Deeds...President Obama has already started distancing himself from him for fear of the stench of failure."

rob said...

late to the outside. brilliant.

and obama's no dummy. though deeds is.

Geoff said...

Agree on both points. Its gonna be 14-0 in less than 6 plays.

TR said...

DeSean is my favorite asshole in the NFL. He's very good and he knows it and he feeds off of being a douchebag.

TR said...

So 3 different Eagles have taken snaps. None have been Vick. It's amazing how quickly that story faded from the headlines. He has 1 yard passing, 13 yards rushing and no TDs. Quite the non-story.

Geoff said...

In a related story, Snyder just offered the Eagles two firsts and third for Vick.

Geoff said...

Six plays. 14-0.

rob said...

for the love of god

Geoff said...

That laminated paper Zorn is holding--its a Waffle House menu.

Geoff said...

Oh.
My.
God.

Geoff said...

I mean are you kidding me? Let's just call him JaJason.

rob said...

pestilence, carnage, jamarcusage

TR said...

I swear, this game is a replica of Jets-Raiders yesterday, minus a mohawk on Campbell.

rob said...

you can use the brain tomorrow, geoff. i plan to call in sick.

Geoff said...

I loaned it to TR.

Geoff said...

McNabb's bounce passes are hilarious. We'll always have that.

rob said...

if mcnabb were remotely competent, this would be a 4 touchdown game

TR said...

Dog killer now has 5 times as many passing yards this season as he had coming into the game.

Geoff said...

i predicted 24-0 at the half. We can do this. I know it in my heart.

TR said...

Have we seen a Sean McDermott shot yet? Is he wearing the same shades that Tomlin wore yesterday?

Geoff said...

They showed him twice. No shades. But he does have a jawline to doe for.

Geoff said...

There is no 35 on the Skins. Ok...they caught it.

Geoff said...

Cooley has not returned to the game since the Campbell fumble. If there was ever a year for him to miss his first game, this is it.

TR said...

I wish more African Americans rocked the Billie Dee Williams/Carl Weathers staches. Too much wispy Willie Randolph/Tony Dungy action.

The Skins players would respect Campbell more if he had a pushbroom stache.

Mark said...

Devin Thomas...playmaker.

rob said...

hey, blind squirrel got some

Shlara said...

I can't believe that there are that many people in the stadium. Totally surprising.

Shlara said...

now, back to Gossip Girl

Geoff said...

I liked what Sherm did on that drive. I really, honestly did. I almost feel bad. I mean, if he had an NFL QB and 3 more decent o-lineman, this could be an 8-8 team.

Mark said...

I think people are there just to boo and chant "sell the team" on national TV.

Geoff said...

Men that Stare At Goats?

Geoff said...

ok, they have a little momentum now. Watch what they do here. I'm guessing 35 yard gain.

Geoff said...

Well, well, well...if they score here I might allow myself to get invested in this game.

Geoff said...

HAhahahahahahah...fuck me.

rob said...

but of course

Greg said...

The men who stare at most lowly fucking goats?

Geoff said...

Jason Campbell is really, really awful.

rob said...

the quarterbacking in this game is making puppies cry. and not just vick.

Geoff said...

Rob already said it, but if the Eagles played even mediocre offense this game it would be 35-7 right now.

Geoff said...

Campbell's QB rating in the first half: NC-17

rob said...

that's fucking malpractice

Mark said...

Redskins, this is DeSean Jackson. i was sure you two had already met.

Geoff said...

Sweet fancy Moses.

Geoff said...

This is every bit as bad as we thought...which in an odd way is surprising.

Shlara said...

are you guys going to watch this whole game???

I'm going to bed...I'm pretty sure I know how its going to end.

Mark said...

No, Geoff tiov'd Gossip Girl and is going to watch that instead of the 2nd half.

Mark said...

or tivo'd.

Geoff said...

My tivo did record Gossip Girl, and while it was not my doing, I will likely watch the episode later this week.

rob said...

i'm hedging my bets - i'm sick, so i'm going to go lay in bed in hopes that i'll fall asleep in time to avoid watching desean jackson score another touchdown.

Geoff said...

Word is Cooley has a broken foot, possibly done for the year.

Geoff said...

Okay, I'm done. Snyder and Cerrato can enjoy sucking a great big bag of dicks during the bye week.

TNT said...

Take some solace in the fact that the Eagles don't look like a very good team these days. That may be one of the most disappointing wins I've seen in a long time.

TJ said...

I see Blake Griffin is already a true Clipper...