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Cerrato looks like such a clueless douche in that picture. I like it.
That's his good side.
welcome to the shitshow, friends
Cerrato looks like an older Chris Kattan.....and TeeJay said he hired the Baha Men for the halftime show.
Kudos to ESPN for finding Sherm's old stomping grounds--the bingo parlor.
Brian Mitchell being inducted into the Ring of Fame tonight.
Berman and the ESPN crew are throttling Snyder and Cerrato as bad as you'll ever see.
Yeah, Mitchell gets 2 minutes to give a speech. I sure hope Snyder is in the market for a shiny new asshole.
Okay...I won't start drinking scotch until:a) Campbell gets sackedb)the Skins call a timeout because they can't get a play inc) the skins get a delay of gamed) The Redskins trail by double digitse) any of the above
Um...Chris Cooley's hair choice was surprising this evening.
just so mark has something to root against, i need chris cooley and the eagles defense to combine for 26 points to bring me fantasy glory.
Tirico looks like C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man tonight.
That hurts, Rob. But since you've set me up.
if vinny told gruden he was no longer calling plays, gruden would have killed him with his bare hands.
Prepare to be Sherminated.
Gruden blows EVERYBODY. It makes me wonder why he never went after any of these impact offensive players while he was coaching in Tampa. Instead, it was 4 years of Joey Galloway as your go to WR, and a battle between an old beat up Jeff Garcia or an old beat up Brad Johnson as the best QB of that era. I can't wait for him to coach the Redskins next year.
Jason Campbell is an a mental slump, eh? Kind of like my ab muscles have been in a slump for the last few decades.
Question for the assembled masses:Does Jason Campbell ever start an NFL game in a non-Redskins uniform?
yes, jason campbell needs to relax. that's the problem.
This animatronic Frank Gifford is so real its almost like he's still alive.
Its a running week for the Eagles--bad break for the Skins.
well, that was...entirely predictable.
Good to see the black guy from Old School at the game in a Skins jersey.
When was the last time you saw a team score on a reverse from that far away?
This could be a special night...and I'm not just saying that because I'm not wearing pants.
I predict Sherm's first series goes like this: Run middle for no gain.Run right for 2 yards. Incomplete pass.
sherm time. i'm all aquiver.
Offensive problems solved.
biggest gain of the game.
All Cooley, all the time.
Uh oh. Sherm only knows one play.
sherm only knows one play
sherm is also officiating
Okay, I opened the scotch.
I think somebody should explain the meaning of 'philosophy' to Jaws.
naming your sons brian and byron displays a distinct lack of imagination
That, my friends, was a defensive stop. And a fundamentally sound, good, crisp bounce pass.
"Creigh Deeds...President Obama has already started distancing himself from him for fear of the stench of failure."
late to the outside. brilliant.and obama's no dummy. though deeds is.
Agree on both points. Its gonna be 14-0 in less than 6 plays.
DeSean is my favorite asshole in the NFL. He's very good and he knows it and he feeds off of being a douchebag.
So 3 different Eagles have taken snaps. None have been Vick. It's amazing how quickly that story faded from the headlines. He has 1 yard passing, 13 yards rushing and no TDs. Quite the non-story.
In a related story, Snyder just offered the Eagles two firsts and third for Vick.
Six plays. 14-0.
for the love of god
That laminated paper Zorn is holding--its a Waffle House menu.
I mean are you kidding me? Let's just call him JaJason.
pestilence, carnage, jamarcusage
I swear, this game is a replica of Jets-Raiders yesterday, minus a mohawk on Campbell.
you can use the brain tomorrow, geoff. i plan to call in sick.
I loaned it to TR.
McNabb's bounce passes are hilarious. We'll always have that.
if mcnabb were remotely competent, this would be a 4 touchdown game
Dog killer now has 5 times as many passing yards this season as he had coming into the game.
i predicted 24-0 at the half. We can do this. I know it in my heart.
Have we seen a Sean McDermott shot yet? Is he wearing the same shades that Tomlin wore yesterday?
They showed him twice. No shades. But he does have a jawline to doe for.
There is no 35 on the Skins. Ok...they caught it.
Cooley has not returned to the game since the Campbell fumble. If there was ever a year for him to miss his first game, this is it.
I wish more African Americans rocked the Billie Dee Williams/Carl Weathers staches. Too much wispy Willie Randolph/Tony Dungy action. The Skins players would respect Campbell more if he had a pushbroom stache.
hey, blind squirrel got some
I can't believe that there are that many people in the stadium. Totally surprising.
now, back to Gossip Girl
I liked what Sherm did on that drive. I really, honestly did. I almost feel bad. I mean, if he had an NFL QB and 3 more decent o-lineman, this could be an 8-8 team.
I think people are there just to boo and chant "sell the team" on national TV.
Men that Stare At Goats?
ok, they have a little momentum now. Watch what they do here. I'm guessing 35 yard gain.
Well, well, well...if they score here I might allow myself to get invested in this game.
but of course
The men who stare at most lowly fucking goats?
Jason Campbell is really, really awful.
the quarterbacking in this game is making puppies cry. and not just vick.
Rob already said it, but if the Eagles played even mediocre offense this game it would be 35-7 right now.
Campbell's QB rating in the first half: NC-17
that's fucking malpractice
Redskins, this is DeSean Jackson. i was sure you two had already met.
Sweet fancy Moses.
This is every bit as bad as we thought...which in an odd way is surprising.
are you guys going to watch this whole game??? I'm going to bed...I'm pretty sure I know how its going to end.
No, Geoff tiov'd Gossip Girl and is going to watch that instead of the 2nd half.
My tivo did record Gossip Girl, and while it was not my doing, I will likely watch the episode later this week.
i'm hedging my bets - i'm sick, so i'm going to go lay in bed in hopes that i'll fall asleep in time to avoid watching desean jackson score another touchdown.
Word is Cooley has a broken foot, possibly done for the year.
Okay, I'm done. Snyder and Cerrato can enjoy sucking a great big bag of dicks during the bye week.
Take some solace in the fact that the Eagles don't look like a very good team these days. That may be one of the most disappointing wins I've seen in a long time.
I see Blake Griffin is already a true Clipper...
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