"That rug really tied the room together"Monday, November 17, 2008
"Walter, he peed on my rug..."
At 7:30pm Halloween night, this is what your Doofus Overlord came up with as his first Halloween costume in roughly five years...
"That rug really tied the room together"
"That rug really tied the room together"
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ReplyDeleteAlso, Dennis, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
ReplyDeleteWhen wearing that costume, does one wear a protective layer underneath the boxers to shield the twig and berries?
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't want a rogue ball to come out at a party. Nobody wins if that happens...
I did just that, wearing a pair of athletic shorts under said boxers, but honestly, I'm Irish, there wouldn't be much to poke out/see anyway.
ReplyDeletenot for nothing, but there's been an awful lot of man-tackle discussion around these parts lately.
ReplyDeleteDios Mio!
ReplyDeletewell played, sir.
ReplyDeleteare you guys going to comment on Mark Cuban's situation?
ReplyDeletehttp://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3708124
I saw Iron Man this weekend and the Dude was a bad guy. It just didn't work for me.
ReplyDeletei think cuban's being framed, shlara.
ReplyDeleteBy DeSagana Diop.
ReplyDeletewe're down to just a pair of 2-loss teams in the acc: maryland and miami. the terps still must play florida state, while miami faces georgia tech and nc state. g:tb has upped the likelihood of 2 3-loss teams meeting in the acc title game to 63%.
ReplyDeleteAnd I've bumped that to 69%, because, well, because I'm so mature.
ReplyDeleteif you argue that money drives all things bcs, and television ratings drive money (both of which are true), this could be a watershed year in terms of convincing the muckety-mucks that there may be a better way. consider this plausible bcs lineup:
ReplyDeleterose bowl - oregon state v. penn state
fiesta bowl - texas v. utah
orange bowl - maryland v. usc
sugar bowl - alabama v. cincinnati
bcs championship - florida v. oklahoma
who, other than alums and degenerates, is watching the dreck that precedes the championship?
It's just the Big East and ACC not having any top teams. Even if you had an 8 team playoff, every suggestion I've seen would have the conference champions getting automatic bids. So take those 10 teams, remove USC and either Texas or Alabama and that's your playoff field.
ReplyDeletei know it's not going to happen, but i'm a 16-team playoff guy. i'm really just pointing out the fact that this will be a down year for the bcs bowls. you (and bob knight) convinced me some time ago to relax and enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteI keep picturing Desagna Diop sitting in a big leather chair behind a desk and stroking a cat whilst saying, "Yes, yes. Excellent." Its really brightening up my day.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Rob's Bob Knight/rape reference has helped my mood as well.
ReplyDeleteCuban was screwed the minute Beeks got trapped with that gorilla on the train.
ReplyDeleteMark, the search engines have spoken - they demand this from G:TB, and I nominate you to thoroughly offend our female readership:
ReplyDelete2009 mock wnba draft
Oh god...that sounds fun. When is the WNBA Draft? I'll need some time to study up and dissect the scouting reports.
ReplyDeleteOf course by "study up and dissect the scouting reports", I mean get drunk and think of 5 to 10 torn ACL jokes.
I just went back and looked at my original WNBA draft recap, and it won't take much for you to top that debacle.
ReplyDeleteThis wiki page is what you might call not helpful:
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_WNBA_Draft
Oh brother. rob, look who's back:
ReplyDeletehttp://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3708599
can we pour him a warm glass of shut the fuck up and shuffle him off to bed already?
ReplyDeleteAnybody else excited for ESPN's 24 hours of hoops coverage to kickoff the college basketball season?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I didn't think so.
hell, i watched 20 minutes of william & mary/penn state over the weekend. i'll watch anything involving a large leather ball and a bunch of guys in shorts.
ReplyDelete/vaguely uncomfortable post
You should love those old Red Auerbach instructional tapes they show on NBATV, Rob.
ReplyDeleteYou know what I'm not excited about? Earnest Graham possibly being out for the season just as it seems Cadillac might finally be healthy enough to come back. Meanwhile, Warrick Dunn just keeps chugging along in perfect health in his mid 30s.
Fuck. Me.
It's because Warrick Dunn is such a nice guy. His soul is free of pollution. His body if free of injury.
ReplyDeleteAlso, he was on the cover of Cat Fancy. That helps a lot.
ReplyDeleteMark, that crazy duster chick episode of Intervention is on right now. She's walking around random cemetaries taking puffs.
ReplyDeleteTrent Edwards having a real difficult start to this game...
ReplyDeleteGet Losman in this game...now.
ReplyDeleteFlutie is available...
ReplyDeleteThis just in ... Dick Jauron has one winning season in his 8-year career.
ReplyDeleteThat fluke 13-3 year with the Bears?
ReplyDeleteRight, the year they ran the LSU offense with WR screens to Marcus Robinson. Luckily they signed Jauron to a 3-year extension.
ReplyDeleteVince Ferragamo is available.
Or maybe it was LA Tech? Whatever. Jauron stinks.
ReplyDeleteYou know who else stinks? The fucking Browns. How the hell are they up only 3 going into the half?
ReplyDeleteI need 8 points out of Braylon Edwards and Ryan Lindell to win my fantasy game. I bet Edwards scores a 1-yard TD so that both the Bills and my fantasy team lose.
ReplyDeleteThere's absolutely no need to get the ball to Lee Evans.
ReplyDeleteNone at all.
ReplyDeleteNo need to cover Braylon Edwards on 3rd and 10 either. He's not too good at football.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe the last 3 plays. Crappy effort by Buffalo, then by Cleveland, then by Buffalo.
ReplyDeleteJamal Lewis might want to get comfy on the bench.
ReplyDeleteHey look the Browns are kicking a FG. Imagine that.
ReplyDeleteGod in heaven.
ReplyDeleteTrent "Dump Pass" Edwards
ReplyDelete24 attempts for 117 yards. Less than 5 yards/attempt. Pitiful.
ReplyDeleteNo one deserves to win this game. Both teams should be given a loss.
ReplyDeleteDonovan McNabb thinks they should tie.
ReplyDeleteWait, a tie? Has that ever happened before in the NFL?
ReplyDeleteGreg, is the Philly media killing McNabb for his dumbness?
ReplyDeleteJim Kelly is available AND he's on the sidelines!
ReplyDeleteThe Bills should just run punt and kick returns instead of offensive plays.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but not as much as I thought they would. They're really more pissed at the overall crappiness of the Eagles.
ReplyDeleteBills season on the line on this drive. Trent, try not to fuck this up.
ReplyDelete$10 says Lindell misses the PAT.
ReplyDeleteI hope Romeo likes being a coordinator.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Browns run it back to win.
ReplyDeleteI'll take that in small bills.
ReplyDeleteLike Roscoe Parrish?
ReplyDeleteOh brother...if Buffalo blows this, I will be scouring the web for the "drunken Bills fan kills someone" story tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteYou should start your search with the Boston Herald.
ReplyDeleteI get jokes.
ReplyDeleteSuzy looks like the little mushroom character from Super Mario Brothers.
ReplyDeleteBetween both teams only 6 different players have caught a pass. Both OC should be fired right now.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of peeing on rugs, I've had TWO chicks pee on my rug (not a euphemism) in the middle of the night. Both times I wake up to this tinkling sound, followed by shock and disgust, "What the fuck?! You're peeing on my floor!"
ReplyDelete!@#$!#@$!@#$#%$&^
ReplyDeletePhil Dawson...oh my.
ReplyDeleteGreg, I can't believe you saved that amusing anecdote until 11:45pm.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I continue to root for this team?
ReplyDeleteThis game is nuts...
ReplyDeleteI peed on TJ's rug one time.
ReplyDeleteYou did? If so, I hope Lindell shanks his kick.
ReplyDeleteThis game is entertaining right now.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I have a great comeback line for both chicks, "hey, at least I'm housebroken."
Lindell will miss. I'm calling it now. 45 yards. Not going through.
ReplyDeleteZoltan's gonna go murder someone...
ReplyDeleteAt the time I was pissing on the rug because I thought I was in the other suite room.
ReplyDeleteIf he made that kick I would have won my fantasy game. So that miss lost it for the Bills and my fantasy team.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I hear wide right I get angry.
Yeah. Good thing I'm in....um....St. Louis.
ReplyDeleteWell, the Bills just pissed on your rug, man.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually in pain. My ulcer is acting up.
ReplyDeleteFuck you, Scott Van Pelt.
ReplyDeleteJim Kelly just had the same look we do when a certain Pink Floyd song comes on randomly.
ReplyDeleteHe had a flashback to January 27, 1991.
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