Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Ghoogles

The latest and greatest from the smorgasbord of searches that brought readers to G:TB from around the globe (more than a few of whom are obviously deranged and frankly scary) :
  • "chinese democracy"
  • slang click clack
  • meg bulger bartender
  • meg bulger sideline interview
  • firefighters sex encounters
  • huggy low down
  • curt schilling's wife
  • alfonso ribeiro shirtless
  • thursdays with maury
  • maura sullivan xmas eve in washington
  • "christmas eve in washington"
  • Christmas Eve in Washington
  • christmas eve in washington
  • "christmas eve in washington" maura sullivan
  • christmas eve in washington song
  • "bruce chen" myspace baseball
  • stan kasten email phone number
  • seasons greetings mother fucker
  • steve tevere dismount
  • back like cooked crack
  • nfl gay
  • amen sung at university of maryland football games
  • pompatus
  • "making fuck"
  • i've been to the desert on a horse
  • steak and bacon melt subway blog
  • snl kevin kline italian flatulence
  • what the fuck is robs problem
  • beavis butt-head birthday
  • bet caa blog drexel
  • "bananarammers"
  • Randy Newman :Kiss Me
  • jason kidd armpit
  • What basketball teams do Donnel and Ronnel Taylor play for?
  • pizzeria uno bartender bobby moynihan
  • what was james madison's favorite game to play in his childhood when he was 5-6
  • Ryan Atwood, Fluffer
  • every halloween the trees are full of underwear
  • fabulous wealthy tarts
  • costas buckhead
  • beastie boys same old bullshit blogs
  • jj hardy girlfriend
  • bacon steak um melt subway
  • dewon brazelton custody battle
  • dick vermeil christmas song 12 days of christmas

I get quite a chuckle out of the (apparently several) poor souls who searched on Maura Sullivan's seminal Christmas Eve in Washington and found themselves sucked into the G:TB vortex.

22 comments:

TJ said...

Honestly, the James Madison one killed me.

Makes. No. Sense.

Mark said...

That might have been the best ghoogles list yet. And seriously, what the fuck IS wrong with Rob?

rob said...

no shit. i think my wife may have searched that one.

TJ said...

Full disclosure: rob wrote the prose.

I make lists. And I laugh.

Looks like Carlton has been pounding Krispy Kremes.

TJ said...

And on behalf of the entire G:TB staff, I would like to apologize to Dewon Brazelton for ever getting involved in his custody battle.

rob said...

i can't wait for next month's 'christopher lambert naked' entry.

Rhymenocerous said...

Gheorghe: The Blog, bringing American Anthem fans together since 2008.

TJ said...

How bad would that Vermeil Holiday album be? Just him sobbing through White Christmas?

Mark said...

Don't forget Blue Christmas too? His 'boo-hoos' would be real...and hilarious.

Whitney said...

Awesome. My favorites are "back like cooked crack", "seasons greetings mother fucker", and someone of a kindred spirit searching for not one but two of the female singing groups that were objects of my lustful affections in the 1980's, Banamarama (edited nicely) and the Fabulous Wealthy Tarts. Yum.

Mark said...

I'll take credit for "back like cooked crack". That's why my neighbors love me.

TJ said...

I think the "Thursdays with Maury" is the clip of Cartman on Povich...so gud.

Mark said...

Its my hot body, I'll do what I want!

Geoff said...

I want to have dinner and cordials with the guy or gal who ghooghled "Ryan Atwood, fluffer."

rob said...

bit of a slow start for craig robinson out at oregon state, with losses to howard, nevada, and yale to open the season. after a winless pac-10 campaign last year, they may well take the collar again this season. at least he'll get good tickets to the inauguration.

TJ said...

Now it all makes sense:

Meg Bulger, a former star basketball player at Oakland Catholic who enjoyed a fine career at West Virginia University, is the new sideline reporter for FSN's WPIAL games. Bulger, 23, is the sister of St. Louis Rams quarterback Marc Bulger.

rob said...

well, this is a tip i didn't think i needed (from a wikihow.com article on how to make better coffee in your hotel room):

If the coffee pot has a dark, reddish-orange stain, it might've been used to brew methamphetamine, and the resulting coffee could be hazardous to your health. If there's a chemical smell in the room, that's another red flag.

Mark said...

Thats...fantastic.

Rhymenocerous said...

In these days of rising unemployment, a more useful web page would be wikihow.com/homemademethguide

Dave said...

how do you get that search information? i want to do that for my blog . . .

TJ said...

Dave, sitemeter.com.

TJ said...

Oh good god:

http://www.christmaseveinwashington.net/