Thursday, May 29, 2008

Bonus Afternoon Ceai

If you've ever wondered exactly how much damage a ladle beating can cause, the answer is apparently eight stitches worth. And, just like flopping in the NBA next year, ladle beatings will cause you to lose some yen.
Sumo wrestler has to take pay cut after hitting apprentice with ladle

TOKYO -- A veteran sumo wrestler who attacked a junior grappler with a cooking utensil has been ordered to take a salary cut for his violent outburst. Toyozakura, whose ladle-wielding assault left the 18-year-old victim bleeding and needing eight stitches, will take a 30 percent pay cut for three months, Japanese sumo officials said on Thursday.

The same punishment was meted out to gym chief Magaki for beating a junior wrestler with a bamboo sword in the latest in a series of incidents that has tarnished sumo's image. Toyozakura, 34, apologized after admitting he used a ladle to hit the apprentice on the head. "I asked him to do something, which I don't remember exactly, but he couldn't do it," Toyozakura said, according to Agence France-Presse.

Sumo dates back some 2,000 years and retains many Shinto religious overtones, but the sport has been plagued by scandal in recent months. Violent hazing, or beating during training, has long been seen as customary, contributing to the sport's struggle to attract new recruits. But there was a public outcry over the death last year of a teenage apprentice who was beaten with a beer bottle and a baseball bat.

Japan's government has weighed in on the issue, ordering sumo officials to clean up their act.
So, to recap, ladle beating = 30% pay cut for three months, and bamboo sword beating = same 30% pay cut for three months. That's some damn fuzzy math if you ask me.

And yes, you got me, I read this story and was just dying to throw up a shot of Fat Bastard from Goldmember. Sue me.

6 comments:

TJ said...

Watching WGN right now I was reminded how awesome the opening Rocky III montage/music video is.

TJ said...

...and Hoosiers is on as well. Nice lead up to this Lakers/Spurs game if I do say so.

Mark said...

Tont Parker finishes a ridiculous amount of shots inside for a guy his size. He's unlike any player I've ever seen.

Mark said...

I can't stand doug Collins but he just made a good point. Kobe's won the MVP, if he can win the Championship and the follow it up with a Gold Medal in Beijing then he'll equal Jordan's feat in 93/94. Pretty impressive stuff.

Mark said...

Or 91/92, whatever. I'm drunk and that was a long time ago.

TJ said...

I still think Pau is Charmin soft, but he played pretty well last night, particularly in the 4th quarter. His line:
12 pts, 19 boards, 5 assists and 4 blocks

Not too shabby.