Happy Friday, Gheorghies. Tiny Dictator demanded some holiday weekend filler, so here's a random sampling of shit about summer (kinda, sorta)...
(Literal) Summertime jam:
Welcome to the O.C.
Look, an Olympian
A good summer-related song used in the opening to that movie with the "Snakes on a Plane" guy and the "Moonlighting" dude
**I have no idea if that still holds true. Maybe summer starts May 11th, what the fuck do I know?
Friday, May 24, 2013
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Weiner Unloads on Opponents
Weiner Spends Weekend Painting Ceiling
TUMESCENCE
Weiner Slapped, Blown Over by Cuomo
underdog weiner plans spunky campaign
jmu scores 4 in the top of the 9th to go up 19-16. tribe scores 4 in the bottom to win, 20-19. sports!
That is bullcrap.
tribe had two outs, none on in the bottom of the 9th before rallying.
two team teams combined for an ncaa record-tying 13 hbp in the game. w&h hit 8 times, jmu 5.
Weiner pals around with nuts
Tony Weiner
Tony Weiner
Tony Weiner
Tony Weiner
a weiner fourplay!
Weiner shafts voters, cites "electile dysfunction"
Weiner is on a roll.
Weiner's base rendered impotent, wilts in the face of poll tax.
weiner's opponent: former congressman is too cocky to be mayor
despite troubles, weiner's sense of huma intact
Weiner? You Bet He Will!
Was going to mention Tony Weiner, but admittedly was only going to do so 3 times. TR = Weining
on a weiner-less topic, the family of danimal will be performing in holden beach all of next week if anyone looking for a babysitting job.
Matthew Weiner? Marten Weiner?
Every time we get a car this place turns into a whorehouse.
In other news, ESPN decided that Tony Dungy and Mike Shannahan are the 20th and 19th greatest coaches in NFL history, respectively. Is that shit right?
Danimal's family has no Weiner.
2 actually and close to the same in size
Easily my favorite line from one of my all time favorite Mad Men episodes, Z.
Weiner Comes Up Short In Messy Loss
Yeah, I jumped off the couch for that line. Tremendous episode. Ken Cosgrove can do anything.
Inside, Weiner Burns
Groupon was running a big special on deer antler spray a couple nights ago. Did I buy some? You're god damn right I did.
Weiner Can't Stay Out of Hole
stamina: weiner longest rhombus in history
Cuomo to Weiner: "Eat a bag of yourself."
Erectorate leaves Weiner in deep hole.
Wiener to Host Upcoming Fundraisers at MSG - Weiner Balls!
Cock Ring Optional
Weiner pulls out.
Weiner's Critics Call Him Stuck-up: WEINER VAIN!
Cocksure Weiner Wobbles, But Will Not Fall Down
Goodnight Everybody! Here all next week!
Cuomo Calls Weiner "An Enormous Penis"
Cuomo Says Keep the Gay Marriage Laws the Same, AKA the Status Cuomo
Enjoying all the people in the office saying, "C U Next Tuesday!"
Yes, I'm juvenile.
Wiener puts the C-U-M in Cuomo.
Wiener to address NY budget deficit by implementing hard-line cell fee.
The rock & roll hall of fame induction show this year is really good.
Weiner seeks counsel from former nyc mayors, including Ed Koooooooooch'n Ballthz
no offense, shlara, but that's not a very good weiner joke
I get Shlara's joke. She means "induction" of labor after pregnancy by way of getting erected in the vagina with Weiner. Good one!
tribe loses, 20-13, to towson. in baseball. after beating jmu, 20-19. after posting the best era in the caa this season. play the winner of uncw/northeastern tomorrow at 1 for the right to try to beat towson twice for a berth in the ncaa tournament.
Weiner.
The mayoral candidate was attending the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey performance when a clown punched a woman in the face. "That was un-circus," surmised Weiner. Four skinheads in the fraternity Smegma Smegma sheathed their feelings and agreed.
we may be trying too hard at this point.
Paul George is a revelation, I'm enjoying this series so much more than I anticipated.
Rob. Shut up.
i, for one, am really looking forward to mark's nba playoff preview
That's not happening. Ever.
The 8 hr roadtrip has begun. God bless us all.
Holiday roooooooo-oooooo-oooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-oooooo-o-oad!
Conversation happening right now at the House of KQ.... Name your top three Led Zeppelin songs (personal faves).
KQ: over the hills, ramble on, whole lotta love
Mr. KQ: over the hills, Hey hey what can I do, Ramble on
Chime in if you like.
you guys are old
Ramble On was the first song I repeatedly cranked when I got my first car - an '86 Caravan w/ faux wood paneling. Huge fan of that one.
Also love Ten Years Gone, Babe I'm Gonna leave You, Gallow's Pole, Immigrant Song and Dyer Maker. I am terrible with Zep song titles though.
I listened to Stairway about 4,000 times in 8th/9th grades. Can't listen to it any more, unfortunately.
Rob. Shut up.
Taking a break from spring cleaning for this parlor game...this is really hard to pick the top 3.
Might have to go with: D'yer Maker, Black DOg, When the Levee Breaks
TR - I too was the proud owner of an 86 Caravan. Definitely the smooth ride used on first date with the lovely KQ. #shagginwagon
Over the Hills and Far Away, great call and it's my #1.
Immigrant Song
Tangerine
Other faves include The Ocean, Heartbreaker/LLM, and moby dick/Bonzo wailing.
I felt as TR did for 20 years but I'm back on the Stairway wagon. (Stair car) it's awesomely self-indulgent and ridiculous.
And just to piss off Dave, I'll add that I love Kashmir.
Bron yaur stomp is my personal favorite zep song. Shit happens on the upbeat.
TR's van was abused by his pledge brothers and we all owe him gratitude for the ride home on Valentines day alone.
Sounds romantic
seriously, old as shit. squeaky, what are your three favorite frightened rabbit jams?
Swim until you can't see land. My barber decided that today would be the day to accentuate my hair loss.
Drinking big boy drinks with Timmy Marls in Williamsburg.
At the bar for the UEFA Final. Guy next to me turns down a shot offer by replying, "I'm just drinking beer. I have to drive to Orlando later."
Orlando is an hour away. Good job, buddy,
in the donut hole between daydrinking and nightdrinking. picked a bad life to quit doing blow.
Blow solves everything. Well, most things. I'm quickly getting to Robs current station. Went to the bar for the second half. Five beers in. Hmmmmm.
Blow ruins your life, but man, it fixes that gap like nothing else. We are powering through here at the Williamsburg sans whitebag. Just Jamo and tri-cornered hats.
Marls is keeping me current on Tribe baseball while we drink. 3-2, Towson, top 5. We whipped Northeastern 12-4 earlier today.
gotta beat towson twice to go dancing
Settled, unpacked, fed and a few weinertails in.
Kashmir is the only one I can commit to at this point. Am very non-committal.
Towson beats the Tribe, 5-2. Tough outcome.
So I was on my sons preschool field trip to the zoo and found out that the mothers of 2 of his buddies are w&m grads. 97 & 98. Turned out to be a short conversation- they asked where I lived and when I said pi lam, they both said oh (followed by an awkward pause)
Good to know that response hasn't changed in 15 yrs
Y'all, I swear I just saw Kevin Durant at Pentagon Coty Mall
That seems like it would be a tough celebrity citing to screw up.
If you haven't checked out the cover of the new Daft Punk song "Get Lucky" by the Stepkids, I encourage you to do so. Very lounge act cool.
johnny walker blue? why yes, thank you.
shlara has a long, distinguished history of screwing up kevin durant sightings
Rob's a bad influence.
Danimal- I hate to be the guy to tell you this but, um, Everett Golson is no longer enrolled at Notre Dame.
Terrific.
Seriously....did you really hate telling me that?
Feeling surprisingly spry post Clarence drinkathon.
After limp polling results, Weiner vows to come from behind.
Wieners purple headed love helmet will overcome all.
I pulled a mini lammie double dip by following up case del Carlos with a party at the home of the man who built the Nicks into a C side juggernaut. No Z was played. Sadly.
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