Friday, May 24, 2013

Memorial Day Weekend, the Official Start of Summer**

Happy Friday, Gheorghies. Tiny Dictator demanded some holiday weekend filler, so here's a random sampling of shit about summer (kinda, sorta)...

(Literal) Summertime jam:



Welcome to the O.C.

 

Look, an Olympian

 

A good summer-related song used in the opening to that movie with the "Snakes on a Plane" guy and the "Moonlighting" dude

 

**I have no idea if that still holds true. Maybe summer starts May 11th, what the fuck do I know?

92 comments:

Danimal said...

Weiner Unloads on Opponents

Danimal said...

Weiner Spends Weekend Painting Ceiling

Greg said...

TUMESCENCE

zman said...

Weiner Slapped, Blown Over by Cuomo

rob said...

underdog weiner plans spunky campaign

rob said...

jmu scores 4 in the top of the 9th to go up 19-16. tribe scores 4 in the bottom to win, 20-19. sports!

Danimal said...

That is bullcrap.

rob said...

tribe had two outs, none on in the bottom of the 9th before rallying.

two team teams combined for an ncaa record-tying 13 hbp in the game. w&h hit 8 times, jmu 5.

Greg said...

Weiner pals around with nuts

TR said...

Tony Weiner

TR said...

Tony Weiner

TR said...

Tony Weiner

TR said...

Tony Weiner

rob said...

a weiner fourplay!

Greg said...

Weiner shafts voters, cites "electile dysfunction"

zman said...

Weiner is on a roll.

zman said...

Weiner's base rendered impotent, wilts in the face of poll tax.

rob said...

weiner's opponent: former congressman is too cocky to be mayor

rob said...

despite troubles, weiner's sense of huma intact

Danimal said...

Weiner? You Bet He Will!

Danimal said...

Was going to mention Tony Weiner, but admittedly was only going to do so 3 times. TR = Weining

Danimal said...

on a weiner-less topic, the family of danimal will be performing in holden beach all of next week if anyone looking for a babysitting job.

zman said...

Matthew Weiner? Marten Weiner?

Every time we get a car this place turns into a whorehouse.

In other news, ESPN decided that Tony Dungy and Mike Shannahan are the 20th and 19th greatest coaches in NFL history, respectively. Is that shit right?

zman said...

Danimal's family has no Weiner.

Danimal said...

2 actually and close to the same in size

Mark said...

Easily my favorite line from one of my all time favorite Mad Men episodes, Z.

Danimal said...

Weiner Comes Up Short In Messy Loss

zman said...

Yeah, I jumped off the couch for that line. Tremendous episode. Ken Cosgrove can do anything.

Danimal said...

Inside, Weiner Burns

Mark said...

Groupon was running a big special on deer antler spray a couple nights ago. Did I buy some? You're god damn right I did.

Danimal said...

Weiner Can't Stay Out of Hole

rob said...

stamina: weiner longest rhombus in history

zman said...

Cuomo to Weiner: "Eat a bag of yourself."

TR said...

Erectorate leaves Weiner in deep hole.

Danimal said...

Wiener to Host Upcoming Fundraisers at MSG - Weiner Balls!

Danimal said...

Cock Ring Optional

zman said...

Weiner pulls out.

Danimal said...

Weiner's Critics Call Him Stuck-up: WEINER VAIN!

Danimal said...

Cocksure Weiner Wobbles, But Will Not Fall Down

Danimal said...

Goodnight Everybody! Here all next week!

Clarence said...

Cuomo Calls Weiner "An Enormous Penis"

Clarence said...

Cuomo Says Keep the Gay Marriage Laws the Same, AKA the Status Cuomo

Clarence said...

Enjoying all the people in the office saying, "C U Next Tuesday!"

Yes, I'm juvenile.

zman said...

Wiener puts the C-U-M in Cuomo.

Mr KQ said...

Wiener to address NY budget deficit by implementing hard-line cell fee.

Shlara said...

The rock & roll hall of fame induction show this year is really good.

Danimal said...

Weiner seeks counsel from former nyc mayors, including Ed Koooooooooch'n Ballthz

rob said...

no offense, shlara, but that's not a very good weiner joke

Clarence said...

I get Shlara's joke. She means "induction" of labor after pregnancy by way of getting erected in the vagina with Weiner. Good one!

rob said...

tribe loses, 20-13, to towson. in baseball. after beating jmu, 20-19. after posting the best era in the caa this season. play the winner of uncw/northeastern tomorrow at 1 for the right to try to beat towson twice for a berth in the ncaa tournament.

Mark said...

Weiner.

Clarence said...

The mayoral candidate was attending the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey performance when a clown punched a woman in the face. "That was un-circus," surmised Weiner. Four skinheads in the fraternity Smegma Smegma sheathed their feelings and agreed.

rob said...

we may be trying too hard at this point.

Mark said...

Paul George is a revelation, I'm enjoying this series so much more than I anticipated.

Clarence said...

Rob. Shut up.

rob said...

i, for one, am really looking forward to mark's nba playoff preview

Mark said...

That's not happening. Ever.

Danimal said...

The 8 hr roadtrip has begun. God bless us all.

zman said...

Holiday roooooooo-oooooo-oooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-oooooo-o-oad!

KQ said...

Conversation happening right now at the House of KQ.... Name your top three Led Zeppelin songs (personal faves).

KQ: over the hills, ramble on, whole lotta love
Mr. KQ: over the hills, Hey hey what can I do, Ramble on

Chime in if you like.

rob said...

you guys are old

TR said...

Ramble On was the first song I repeatedly cranked when I got my first car - an '86 Caravan w/ faux wood paneling. Huge fan of that one.

Also love Ten Years Gone, Babe I'm Gonna leave You, Gallow's Pole, Immigrant Song and Dyer Maker. I am terrible with Zep song titles though.

I listened to Stairway about 4,000 times in 8th/9th grades. Can't listen to it any more, unfortunately.

KQ said...

Rob. Shut up.

Shlara said...

Taking a break from spring cleaning for this parlor game...this is really hard to pick the top 3.

Might have to go with: D'yer Maker, Black DOg, When the Levee Breaks

Mr KQ said...

TR - I too was the proud owner of an 86 Caravan. Definitely the smooth ride used on first date with the lovely KQ. #shagginwagon

Clarence said...

Over the Hills and Far Away, great call and it's my #1.

Immigrant Song
Tangerine

Other faves include The Ocean, Heartbreaker/LLM, and moby dick/Bonzo wailing.

I felt as TR did for 20 years but I'm back on the Stairway wagon. (Stair car) it's awesomely self-indulgent and ridiculous.

And just to piss off Dave, I'll add that I love Kashmir.


zman said...

Bron yaur stomp is my personal favorite zep song. Shit happens on the upbeat.

zman said...

TR's van was abused by his pledge brothers and we all owe him gratitude for the ride home on Valentines day alone.

Clarence said...

Sounds romantic

rob said...

seriously, old as shit. squeaky, what are your three favorite frightened rabbit jams?

zman said...

Swim until you can't see land. My barber decided that today would be the day to accentuate my hair loss.

Clarence said...

Drinking big boy drinks with Timmy Marls in Williamsburg.

Mark said...

At the bar for the UEFA Final. Guy next to me turns down a shot offer by replying, "I'm just drinking beer. I have to drive to Orlando later."

Orlando is an hour away. Good job, buddy,

rob said...

in the donut hole between daydrinking and nightdrinking. picked a bad life to quit doing blow.

Mark said...

Blow solves everything. Well, most things. I'm quickly getting to Robs current station. Went to the bar for the second half. Five beers in. Hmmmmm.

Clarence said...

Blow ruins your life, but man, it fixes that gap like nothing else. We are powering through here at the Williamsburg sans whitebag. Just Jamo and tri-cornered hats.

Clarence said...

Marls is keeping me current on Tribe baseball while we drink. 3-2, Towson, top 5. We whipped Northeastern 12-4 earlier today.

rob said...

gotta beat towson twice to go dancing

Danimal said...

Settled, unpacked, fed and a few weinertails in.
Kashmir is the only one I can commit to at this point. Am very non-committal.

Clarence said...

Towson beats the Tribe, 5-2. Tough outcome.

Lumpy said...

So I was on my sons preschool field trip to the zoo and found out that the mothers of 2 of his buddies are w&m grads. 97 & 98. Turned out to be a short conversation- they asked where I lived and when I said pi lam, they both said oh (followed by an awkward pause)

Good to know that response hasn't changed in 15 yrs

Shlara said...

Y'all, I swear I just saw Kevin Durant at Pentagon Coty Mall

Mark said...

That seems like it would be a tough celebrity citing to screw up.

Mark said...

If you haven't checked out the cover of the new Daft Punk song "Get Lucky" by the Stepkids, I encourage you to do so. Very lounge act cool.

rob said...

johnny walker blue? why yes, thank you.

rob said...

shlara has a long, distinguished history of screwing up kevin durant sightings

Mark said...

Rob's a bad influence.

Mark said...

Danimal- I hate to be the guy to tell you this but, um, Everett Golson is no longer enrolled at Notre Dame.

Danimal said...

Terrific.

Danimal said...

Seriously....did you really hate telling me that?

Marls said...

Feeling surprisingly spry post Clarence drinkathon.

After limp polling results, Weiner vows to come from behind.

zman said...

Wieners purple headed love helmet will overcome all.

I pulled a mini lammie double dip by following up case del Carlos with a party at the home of the man who built the Nicks into a C side juggernaut. No Z was played. Sadly.