Friday, May 24, 2013

Memorial Day Weekend, the Official Start of Summer**

Happy Friday, Gheorghies. Tiny Dictator demanded some holiday weekend filler, so here's a random sampling of shit about summer (kinda, sorta)...

(Literal) Summertime jam:



Welcome to the O.C.

 

Look, an Olympian

 

A good summer-related song used in the opening to that movie with the "Snakes on a Plane" guy and the "Moonlighting" dude

 

**I have no idea if that still holds true. Maybe summer starts May 11th, what the fuck do I know?

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  1. Weiner Unloads on Opponents

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  2. Weiner Spends Weekend Painting Ceiling

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  3. Weiner Slapped, Blown Over by Cuomo

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  4. underdog weiner plans spunky campaign

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  5. jmu scores 4 in the top of the 9th to go up 19-16. tribe scores 4 in the bottom to win, 20-19. sports!

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  6. tribe had two outs, none on in the bottom of the 9th before rallying.

    two team teams combined for an ncaa record-tying 13 hbp in the game. w&h hit 8 times, jmu 5.

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  7. Weiner pals around with nuts

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  8. Weiner shafts voters, cites "electile dysfunction"

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  9. Weiner's base rendered impotent, wilts in the face of poll tax.

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  10. weiner's opponent: former congressman is too cocky to be mayor

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  11. despite troubles, weiner's sense of huma intact

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  12. Was going to mention Tony Weiner, but admittedly was only going to do so 3 times. TR = Weining

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  13. on a weiner-less topic, the family of danimal will be performing in holden beach all of next week if anyone looking for a babysitting job.

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  14. Matthew Weiner? Marten Weiner?

    Every time we get a car this place turns into a whorehouse.

    In other news, ESPN decided that Tony Dungy and Mike Shannahan are the 20th and 19th greatest coaches in NFL history, respectively. Is that shit right?

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  15. Danimal's family has no Weiner.

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  16. 2 actually and close to the same in size

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  17. Easily my favorite line from one of my all time favorite Mad Men episodes, Z.

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  18. Weiner Comes Up Short In Messy Loss

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  19. Yeah, I jumped off the couch for that line. Tremendous episode. Ken Cosgrove can do anything.

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  20. Groupon was running a big special on deer antler spray a couple nights ago. Did I buy some? You're god damn right I did.

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  21. Weiner Can't Stay Out of Hole

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  22. stamina: weiner longest rhombus in history

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  23. Cuomo to Weiner: "Eat a bag of yourself."

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  24. Erectorate leaves Weiner in deep hole.

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  25. Wiener to Host Upcoming Fundraisers at MSG - Weiner Balls!

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  26. Weiner's Critics Call Him Stuck-up: WEINER VAIN!

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  27. Cocksure Weiner Wobbles, But Will Not Fall Down

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  28. Goodnight Everybody! Here all next week!

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  29. Cuomo Calls Weiner "An Enormous Penis"

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  30. Cuomo Says Keep the Gay Marriage Laws the Same, AKA the Status Cuomo

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  31. Enjoying all the people in the office saying, "C U Next Tuesday!"

    Yes, I'm juvenile.

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  32. Wiener puts the C-U-M in Cuomo.

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  33. Wiener to address NY budget deficit by implementing hard-line cell fee.

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  34. The rock & roll hall of fame induction show this year is really good.

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  35. Weiner seeks counsel from former nyc mayors, including Ed Koooooooooch'n Ballthz

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  36. no offense, shlara, but that's not a very good weiner joke

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  37. I get Shlara's joke. She means "induction" of labor after pregnancy by way of getting erected in the vagina with Weiner. Good one!

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  38. tribe loses, 20-13, to towson. in baseball. after beating jmu, 20-19. after posting the best era in the caa this season. play the winner of uncw/northeastern tomorrow at 1 for the right to try to beat towson twice for a berth in the ncaa tournament.

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  39. The mayoral candidate was attending the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey performance when a clown punched a woman in the face. "That was un-circus," surmised Weiner. Four skinheads in the fraternity Smegma Smegma sheathed their feelings and agreed.

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  40. we may be trying too hard at this point.

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  41. Paul George is a revelation, I'm enjoying this series so much more than I anticipated.

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  42. i, for one, am really looking forward to mark's nba playoff preview

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  43. That's not happening. Ever.

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  44. The 8 hr roadtrip has begun. God bless us all.

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  45. Holiday roooooooo-oooooo-oooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-oooooo-o-oad!

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  46. Conversation happening right now at the House of KQ.... Name your top three Led Zeppelin songs (personal faves).

    KQ: over the hills, ramble on, whole lotta love
    Mr. KQ: over the hills, Hey hey what can I do, Ramble on

    Chime in if you like.

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  47. Ramble On was the first song I repeatedly cranked when I got my first car - an '86 Caravan w/ faux wood paneling. Huge fan of that one.

    Also love Ten Years Gone, Babe I'm Gonna leave You, Gallow's Pole, Immigrant Song and Dyer Maker. I am terrible with Zep song titles though.

    I listened to Stairway about 4,000 times in 8th/9th grades. Can't listen to it any more, unfortunately.

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  48. Taking a break from spring cleaning for this parlor game...this is really hard to pick the top 3.

    Might have to go with: D'yer Maker, Black DOg, When the Levee Breaks

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  49. TR - I too was the proud owner of an 86 Caravan. Definitely the smooth ride used on first date with the lovely KQ. #shagginwagon

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  50. Over the Hills and Far Away, great call and it's my #1.

    Immigrant Song
    Tangerine

    Other faves include The Ocean, Heartbreaker/LLM, and moby dick/Bonzo wailing.

    I felt as TR did for 20 years but I'm back on the Stairway wagon. (Stair car) it's awesomely self-indulgent and ridiculous.

    And just to piss off Dave, I'll add that I love Kashmir.


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  51. Bron yaur stomp is my personal favorite zep song. Shit happens on the upbeat.

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  52. TR's van was abused by his pledge brothers and we all owe him gratitude for the ride home on Valentines day alone.

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  53. seriously, old as shit. squeaky, what are your three favorite frightened rabbit jams?

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  54. Swim until you can't see land. My barber decided that today would be the day to accentuate my hair loss.

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  55. Drinking big boy drinks with Timmy Marls in Williamsburg.

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  56. At the bar for the UEFA Final. Guy next to me turns down a shot offer by replying, "I'm just drinking beer. I have to drive to Orlando later."

    Orlando is an hour away. Good job, buddy,

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  57. in the donut hole between daydrinking and nightdrinking. picked a bad life to quit doing blow.

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  58. Blow solves everything. Well, most things. I'm quickly getting to Robs current station. Went to the bar for the second half. Five beers in. Hmmmmm.

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  59. Blow ruins your life, but man, it fixes that gap like nothing else. We are powering through here at the Williamsburg sans whitebag. Just Jamo and tri-cornered hats.

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  60. Marls is keeping me current on Tribe baseball while we drink. 3-2, Towson, top 5. We whipped Northeastern 12-4 earlier today.

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  61. gotta beat towson twice to go dancing

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  62. Settled, unpacked, fed and a few weinertails in.
    Kashmir is the only one I can commit to at this point. Am very non-committal.

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  63. Towson beats the Tribe, 5-2. Tough outcome.

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  64. So I was on my sons preschool field trip to the zoo and found out that the mothers of 2 of his buddies are w&m grads. 97 & 98. Turned out to be a short conversation- they asked where I lived and when I said pi lam, they both said oh (followed by an awkward pause)

    Good to know that response hasn't changed in 15 yrs

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  65. Y'all, I swear I just saw Kevin Durant at Pentagon Coty Mall

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  66. That seems like it would be a tough celebrity citing to screw up.

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  67. If you haven't checked out the cover of the new Daft Punk song "Get Lucky" by the Stepkids, I encourage you to do so. Very lounge act cool.

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  68. johnny walker blue? why yes, thank you.

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  69. shlara has a long, distinguished history of screwing up kevin durant sightings

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  70. Danimal- I hate to be the guy to tell you this but, um, Everett Golson is no longer enrolled at Notre Dame.

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  71. Seriously....did you really hate telling me that?

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  72. Feeling surprisingly spry post Clarence drinkathon.

    After limp polling results, Weiner vows to come from behind.

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  73. Wieners purple headed love helmet will overcome all.

    I pulled a mini lammie double dip by following up case del Carlos with a party at the home of the man who built the Nicks into a C side juggernaut. No Z was played. Sadly.

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