Thursday, May 16, 2013

Drink With Me

An ode to the ingenuity of man. One of these was particularly enjoyable.


19 comments:

zman said...

Was the "particularly enjoyable" one the one with the boob?

rootsminer said...

So much wasted beer...

rob said...

nah, z. that one was kinda gross.

zman said...

Didn't look like a gross boob to me. Then it must've been the one where the guy opens a case of bottles one at a time in 10 seconds.

Clarence said...

Of course he means the vagina one. More impressive if they'd shown it.

Greg said...

Actually Clarence, that one is the belly-button. It's a 2005 Toohey's New ad.

zman said...

Although the Unit M A-side floor hockey team's "steel vagina defense" was highly effective, I wouldn't use one to open my beer unless I knew where it had been.

rob said...

man, clarence, you are one filthy old motherfucker.

Clarence said...

Rob, you're short.

We're both masters of the obvious now.

Dave said...

i think i saw a woman do that in bangkok.

Clarence said...

And then fire the cap at your head.

Clarence said...

Danny Wirfel? No jokes yet?

rob said...

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was adding a third spelling to the wuerffel/werfel confusion.

rob said...

how's that one, big man?

rob said...

dribble some out for dick trickle

zman said...

Is anyone else surprised by the number of grown men who carry backpacks while wearing a suit? Why don't they have briefcases or single-shoulder laptop bag type of things?

/end grumpy old man rant

Squeaky said...

Zman, your boy Hawthorne has a new song out.

http://goo.gl/JlE66

Mark said...

If you're wearing a suit, you definitely can't wear a backpack.

Dave said...

hi ghoerghies! wow. that was hard to type, which makes me wonder about the future of education.