Thursday, May 23, 2013

Official G:TB Stock Market Meltdown Anthem



Buy the dip, my friends.

40 comments:

T.J. said...

We're the fucking CNBC of Tribe Basketball blogs.

T.J. said...

also, terrible formatting, TR. i will fix

zman said...

dipset

Danimal said...

picked a hell of a week to stop sniffin glue

Shlara said...

The cracker factory is especially crusty today. I need some dipshittery to distract me.

Also, how about the PGA outlawing the belly putter. At least my BF Adam Scott already won his major.

Mark said...

I'm a little tired this morning but its completely worth it because that game last night was spectacular. Indiana's defense on those last two possessions was decidedly less spectacular.

T.J. said...

I might commit a legit homicide at work today.

zman said...

I think the outrage on both sides of the "anchoring" issue is hilarious.

Danimal said...

went out w/a few neighbors last night - left the bar a few min before OT. (un)wise decision. but not as (un)wise as the 1:00 am half a glass of ron zacapa. IDIOT!!!!

on the putter ban. golf gods are dumb (but not as dumb as sergio). i would venture to guess a lawsuit to come down the pike here right shortly.

don't do it tj.

Danimal said...

george o'grady, european tour chief "most of sergio's friends are colored..."

nice goin' mate.

zman said...

Good thing the PGA is concerned about belly putters and how they relate to the growth of the game, as opposed to, say, racist jackassery and how that relates to the growth of the game.

Mr KQ said...



Anchoring

When a penis is hard in the front but soft in the back. The front part weighs the rest down like an anchor. This happens when a guy is aroused by something he is not supposed to be turned on by.

"Dude, I saw these cats going at it and I started anchoring!"

"I hate that I start anchoring every time I see a girl eat cheese!"

rob said...

and that's...one to grow on. slightly.

Whitney said...

Any of you DC area types around town on Sunday evening? I'm headed up for Abe festivities.

T.J. said...

You know it, Whit.

And that George O'Grady fella ain't too bright, eh?

Danimal said...

And speaking of the penis, Drudge is going NY Postal with the Weiner headlines.

TR said...

NY Post has crused it with the Weiner story. Crushed it. I think my favorite headline recently was "Weiner Running for Erection"

zman said...

Do not crush the Weiner.

Danimal said...

Wein or Lose, the guy's got some sack.

Clarence said...

The Weiner jokes we seen thus far are just the tip
of the iceberg. He's gonna need a helmet.

rob said...

dude's got some balls, that's for sure.

Mark said...

But achieving reelection will be a stiff challenge.

T.J. said...

It's nuts to think a tainted politician could win.

rob said...

the campaign will be especially hard on his wife

T.J. said...

have heard he's a rigid ideologue

Danimal said...

Unfortunately a scandal such as this will make little or no deferens in nyc.

Danimal said...

And the nerve he has to get teste on the subject. Suck a jerk off.

Danimal said...

Such. Not suck. That wouldn't work.

zman said...

The GOP will beat Weiner like he owes them money.

Clarence said...

Weiner faces harsh, long odds. Say it fast.

TR said...

Playoff hockey is gonna attract a lot of casual viewers on CNBC. Who are the ad wizards who came up with that one?

Dave said...

hi gheorghies!

beat dan at darts with an 8 in the 9th.

TR said...

NY Post front page today:

"Cuomo beats Weiner...then goes limp"

TR said...

Followed by this article title in the paper:

"Gov Takes Stiff Poke at Weiner"

zman said...

The Daily News says "Cuomo Spanks Weiner."

zman said...

"Cuomo provided some stiff opposition in his mayoral bid."

Danimal said...

Weiner - Here He Comes!

Weiner Beaten Down & Spit Out

Love Me Some Weiner! says Rainbow Coalition

rob said...

w&m and jmu engaged in a doozy in the caa baseball tournament. tribe leads 12-10 in the bottom of the 4th. so much for that mediocre offense/strong pitching thing.

T.J. said...

that's a dagger, as Tribe led 12-3 when game was suspended yesterday

Danimal said...

Weiner Getting Smoked in Early Polls

Christy Sits on Weiner - Breaks Him