Dedicated to the premise that life would be better if we all took ourselves a little less seriously.
I was going to write a post but I can't beat this.
Oh man...we are now using my tumblr as a source for our filler posts? Worlds colliding, and such.
Radar - about to be jammed.
1 hr delay out of miami now 3 hrs. = bar, right? Need prodding. Walking there now but will await confirmation.
Yes, official rule states that any delay in excess of 1 hr entitles one to a bloody mary. If the delay exceeds three hours, additional beverages may be procured, not to exceed three in total, unless the delay will result in total cancellation of said trip, in which case no limit on drinks is in effect.
"If you will it, it is no dream." - Theodor Herzl (and Walter Sobchak)
Thought so. But ordered a beer which is near empty. I know what do do.
Bad news: flight further delayed.."screws loose"Good news: gate has been moved directly across from bar.Other good news: i can't be expected to make it into office today.Cyndi Lauper on radio. Think they'll put Cspan on the telly?
Gotta get me some capri pants.
Chicks always dug my cankles. That's a no-brainer.
I'd like you better in Stocktons. Just sayin'.
Drink up, Dan. Geoff's knowledge of the traveler's handbook is spot on. It's a much better idea to listen to him on this matter than Greg.
are there any matters on which it's a better idea to listen to greg than any other human?
Unprotected sex and random Simpsons quotes.
I think that' on his business cards, actually: "America's foremost expert in unprotected sex and Simpsons quotes"
Point of clarification: Greg's experience and depth of knowledge regarding unprotected sex is unarguably world class. However, his counsel in such matters contemplates only opportunities but never risks.
Makes sense to me. Those are undervalued skills.
Three words: shimmy shimmy yaw.
Yeah. From the home of the Dodgers. Brooklyn squad.
Rooting for the Magic to not win the Draft Lottery tonight.
I would not have predicted Mark to say that. But my prediction skills are weak lately. Other than predicting Dave would bad-mouth "Barracuda," which was trite and uninteresting.
I don't even want the Magic to get the second pick. They can't drop lower than 4th. I'm okay with 3 or 4.
First reaction is I want the Magic to take one of the McLemore, Porter, Bennett trio.
Otto Porter, never leaving the Verizon Center as a home court
sergio made a fried chicken joke about tiger, eh? he seems like an intelligent young man.
larry sanders' twitter handle is @nappygilmore. most excellent. wonder what sergio thinks of that.
He thinks they going to Sizzler? For a specific type of food?
wow. i woke up soon after clarence posted his "hi gheorghies."equinox symmetry and the balance is right . . . smoking and drinking on a tuesday night?
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