Monday, January 10, 2011

Oregon-Auburn. Points points points. I love points.

The final game of the College Football season is upon us and that makes me sad. Sad, but pretty excited too. The Oregon-Auburn matchup is intriguing on a number of levels, not the least of which is the possible offensive explosion on our hands in Glendale tonight.

We've all seen what these teams can do so I'm not going to waste your time talking. Not yet at least. I'm bringing back the G:TB Live Blog. Meet and me and my pal Cocaine Bear in the comments.

280 comments:

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Geoff said...

These days most college olinemen wear knee braces as a precautionary measure.

Mark said...

I've never heard of Colllege OL being required to wear knee braces. But most do, all of the variety you're seeing Oregon wear.

zman said...

That makes sense. It's weird how long it takes for sensical shit like that to catch on, like kids with bike helmets.

Mark said...

Danger time for Oregon right now. Auburn's feeling it.

T.J. said...

Nice field.

Clarence said...

We had to wear knees braces in HS football. All the players. But that's not why we sucked so bad.

Danimal said...

this field is a fucking joke.

zman said...

Another stupid question: is there a rule prohibitting Oregon from throwing down the field? Or did they recruit a gimpy QB?

Geoff said...

Go big and go home was my unit m 3am dance floor strategy.

Danimal said...

igor - you wore those braces with your orthopaedic shoes, no?

Clarence said...

Worked for Forrest Gump and he played for the Bear. (Not Cocaine Bear.)

Mark said...

Z - Chip Kelly likes to call his refer to his QBs as point guards. In this case, he recruited a point guard who can't shoot.

Danimal said...

nice throw. thanks cam.

Mark said...

Oh man, Cocaine Bear's all out of cocaine.

T.J. said...

Today is the tenth day of 2011. There have already been ten homicides in PG County.

Mark said...

LaMichael James seems like the one offensive playmaker on Oregon who would still be elite in the SEC.

Mark said...

The game's still on TJ. Turn off the news.

Mark said...

Darren Thomas seems like a backup QB in the SEC.

T.J. said...

Onions!

Mark said...

Hell of a fucking play/pass by the punter.

Clarence said...

More onions!!

Danimal said...

lamichael went to the convenience store today in phoenix. he placed an item in the counter. the clerk asked, how would you like to pay for this. lamichael replied, put it on my bill

zman said...

I know Oregon is supposed to have a high-falootin' offense, but their approach to handing the ball off is fugly.

Mark said...

And Oregon's not physical enough for Auburn. They know it too.

Mark said...

Pussies.

Shlara said...

nooooo!

Mark said...

Nick Fairley might be a douche, but he's a beastly douche.

T.J. said...

Nick Fairley, beastmode

Danimal said...

agree agree agree. wtf. either kick it for the 3 or throw it in. a wasted fake punt.

Clarence said...

3 out of 4 pedestrian playcalls there. Sucks, Ducks.

Danimal said...

can they turn that frown upside down with a safety dance? hmmm hmmm danny????? how bout a fresca!!!!!

Danimal said...

ya think kirk & herbie tag team erin in the bus?

TR said...

Geoff - I recommend Edradour 10 yr. It's a Highlands distillery that's the smallest in Scotland. $50-60/bottle. Very smooth drink. I'm drunk on it now. The wife came up bIg with this selection for Xmas.

Mark said...

The turf really is fucking awful.

zman said...

The CTS-V is a damn good car and it deserved a better commercial than that. Teedge, get Draper on the phone.

Clarence said...

Did Rob hit the hay at halftime?

TR said...

How do we think TCU would do against these teams?

Danimal said...

auburn cheerleaders = jv

Danimal said...

rob went nighty night...i've got the monitor on his room...he's sleeping like a robby

TR said...

Over/under on the ref's age? I'll set it at 74.5.

T.J. said...

Enjoy Bank of Americak Stadium Nick...

T.J. said...

Fucking turf fail!!!!

Danimal said...

this game's been over a while...auburn better, considerably. blowout has been looming for more than a quarter now

Danimal said...

it's probably too late to matter but cam is hurting

T.J. said...

I think TCU would be giving Auburn a better game.

TR said...

Nice jinx, Danimal.

Mark said...

I was thinking the same thing, dan.

Mark said...

Mark Tuinei's bastard black son has been good tonight.

Danimal said...

i'm trying man.

Mark said...

Throwing quickly to the boundary is the only thing Oregon's done consistently well on offense tonight.

Mark said...

A Dline hasn't dominated a BCS title game like this since Florida in '06.

Mark said...

Auburn has always recruited South Florida well. I have no idea how, but they do.

Mark said...

Oh...WOW.

Danimal said...

fuck. and yeah.

Danimal said...

the D is unreal considering what O has done all year. 30 pts when the o/u was 72????

T.J. said...

Oh my...

Danimal said...

the matthews hair thing is a little tired

T.J. said...

Damn. Wow

Mark said...

Jeff Maehl...you fucking beast.

T.J. said...

Jeff Maehl is awesome.

Mark said...

A number of very clutch plays and play calls by Oregon to tie this game. Hell yeah.

TR said...

Ball game!

Danimal said...

wow.
fuck...was actually hoping they didn't get the two.

T.J. said...

Starting with the Matthews forced fumble

Mark said...

Oregon...come on assholes.

Danimal said...

seriously tho - the game is over...oregon has no shot here.

Danimal said...

would really like a field goal here rather than a td...if they must score...

T.J. said...

Oh brother....

T.J. said...

Field. Come into play. Fall down.

TR said...

Anybody else waking up at 520 later today?

T.J. said...

635.

Danimal said...

about 569 for me

T.J. said...

This title will self-destruct in three years....

Mark said...

Well, that was anticlimactic.


SEC...SEC...SEC.

Danimal said...

i don't like newton

Marls said...

6:09.

Nice push Dan & TR.

Danimal said...

cam = fake. wow. john edwards'ish

KQ said...

Worst case scenario for team KQ . Ducks lose & Mr KQ misses out on pool victory. And now we know that Kirk and Brent go to practices and look for snappers.

Greg said...

My uncle Hal molested me!

T.J. said...

280 comments...well done gang.

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