When you're presented with an article like this**, and you're me, your immediate response of course is "Tragic. Now what tangentially related clip can I embed in this post and be done with this?" To that end, I came up with these three choices. Pick a winner in the comments. Or tell me I'm a dumbass schmuck and missed some obvious ones.
An absolute classic. Was not where the Teej brain immediately went when reading this, but was the second location in my clogged cranium:
This of course was my #1 thought:
Sadly, no video embedding enabled for this one. Damn Illinois Nazis.
**I mean, how can you not be intrigued when this is the headline: "Spurned mistress drives Chinese businessman, other women off cliff; lost contest for his love"
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
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I vote dumbass schmuck. Out of principal.
ReplyDeleteYou could've at least also provided a fun "car flying off a cliff" link.
ReplyDeletewho gets in a car with his four mistresses and lets one of them DRIVE?
ReplyDeletethis should be a darwin award.
unless he had a lot of bastard children with the mistresses. then it doesn't matter that he died.
Joslyn James has offered Tiger a ride to Augusta.
ReplyDeleteSince the internet police here at work won't let me see the videos, I have to assume that one of them is Phill Conners driving the groundhog off the cliff. If so, I vote for that one.
ReplyDeleteMarls just voted for a write-in candidate.
ReplyDeleteI'm a sucker for any Toonces bit. That cat's all right. High five.
ReplyDeleteNow if we could only get Toonces and Admiral Stockdale in the same car...
ReplyDeleteI think you can easily argue that Toonces is the greatest driving animal of all time. Much better than that dog in the Bud Light ad.
ReplyDeleteYou're shitting me, right? THE greatest driving animal of all time is of course Clyde from "Every Which Way But Loose".
ReplyDeleteTJ, you are a god damned liar.
ReplyDeleteNO YOU ARE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHonorable mention goes to the limo driving orangutan that chauffeurs Tony Danza & Mel Tillis in Cannonball Run 2.
ReplyDeleteMarls has been waiting years to drop a Cannonball 2 ref.
ReplyDeleteToonces wins based on the catchy theme song alone.
ReplyDeleteDriving Miss Daisy jokes will passed over for today....
ReplyDeleteYou would never know Dennis is from below the Mason/Dixon line, eh?
ReplyDeletedidn't thelma & louise drive off a cliff? yeah, i saw the movie.
ReplyDeleteSo, did Wayne and Garth drive off that cliff as well? Or was that movie magic?
ReplyDeleteIf we're posting driving videos then watch this. Preferably on a computer with good speakers.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/ygbnbrs
Not to sound like 2000 year old man Dave here, but I'm on my Blackberry so...video description pls?
ReplyDeleteGuy driving a car insanely fast through Paris with a camera mounted on the bumper. Jay Leno ripped it off recently only he never got above the speed limit.
ReplyDeleteSo Ronin.
ReplyDeletei hate almost all car chases, but i did love the one in "ronin."
ReplyDeletethe greatest flying animal is rocky the squirrel.
i've bern in a bit of an info-free zone the past two days. what did tony kornheiser do to get suspended?
ReplyDeleteGtown meltdown
ReplyDeleteRob, he questioned Hannah Storm's sartorial choice of "F Me" boots on the a.m. SportsCenter.
ReplyDeletedid he say 'f me'? cause that doesn't strike me as a suspendable offense.
ReplyDeleteNBA Coast-to-Coast gives you a good opportunity to hear all the homer NBA announcers. I really hate the Cavs' guys.
ReplyDeletecanada/russia in the hockey quarters is gonna be must-see
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of must see (in my house) there's a pretty, pretty big basketball game being contested in Gainesville right now. A loss doesn't eliminate the Gators from NCAA Tournament consideration, but it would put their backs squarely against the wall.
ReplyDeleteusa nordic combined, bitches
ReplyDeleteWho is programming these Olympics? Why do they keep putting the better events on MSNBC?
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