Want to get a date? Go out and get two cups of coffee and a bouquet of flowers. On your way home you'll be chatted up by gaggles of women and, if you are in my elevator, older gay men.
Hi Mark! :) I'm glad to see Rob lifted his gay jokes ban in honor of the most homoerotic day on the calendar. As you rightly guessed, I'm headed out for some coffee, chocolates, and gag balls and headed to DuPont Circle.
Z-man is all over the Panamera. It is like they tried to preserve a 911 body but add 2 more doors/seats to the arrangement. The effect is that the back half looks about 5 feet too long. Throw on a $90K price tag and I can't imagine too many would take that over a Cayenne if they're looking for the Porsche name and more than 2 seats.
Is it me, or is he getting even more handsome with age?
ReplyDeletehe broke out a big old can of hansum for v-day.
ReplyDeletei wonder if whitney is alive.
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Whitney is currently eating a hot fudge sunday, drinking a rusty nail and playing Keno with two old women who think he's Bob Saget.
ReplyDeleteOr "sundae."
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day Geoff! :)
ReplyDeleteWant to get a date? Go out and get two cups of coffee and a bouquet of flowers. On your way home you'll be chatted up by gaggles of women and, if you are in my elevator, older gay men.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Gheorghe is definitely getting more handsome with age.
ReplyDeleteGeoff just left skidmarks leaving his home after reading Zoltan's comment...
ReplyDeleteFrank Sinatra Didn't Prefer Orville Redenbacher.
ReplyDeleteHi Mark! :) I'm glad to see Rob lifted his gay jokes ban in honor of the most homoerotic day on the calendar. As you rightly guessed, I'm headed out for some coffee, chocolates, and gag balls and headed to DuPont Circle.
ReplyDeleteit's valentine's day. homo it up.
ReplyDeleteIn that case:
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Rob...ahl.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day guys, no homo.
ReplyDeleteFucking Louisville.
ReplyDeleteJimmy Roberts wearing the worst tie in the history of the Olympics.
ReplyDeleteBob Papa leading the three man luge booth. Not sure what to make of that.
ReplyDeleteAnybody else buy a vacuum for their wife for V-Day? No? Just me?
ReplyDeleteBob Papa covering the luge is even stranger than Al Trautwig covering the biathlon. But not as strange as the evolution of Al Michaels' face.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, is Jerome Bettis doing the Nordic Combine?
ReplyDeleteI love it when you call me Bob Papa. Did you at least get her a Dyson?
ReplyDeleteOr is it one of those backpack vacuums?
ReplyDeletei've managed to set expectations so low that my wife didn't bat an eye when i got her nothing for valentine's day. the h1n1 she's got was a factor.
ReplyDeleteso is the daytona 500 really stopped so they can repair a pothole?
ReplyDeleteSo Juan Dixon got busted for steroids playing over in Spain? Juan Dixon? Steroids? Really?
ReplyDeleteI think it's legit to fix a pothole on a racetrack. Especially Daytona.
ReplyDeletenordic combined medal, bitches
ReplyDeleteanyone watching the end of the race? what a clusterfuck. they keep wrecking - can't get the thing ended.
ReplyDeleteJim Kelly is 50 today. That makes me feel really old.
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda surprised that David Stern approved this Shakira set...
ReplyDeletei'm enjoying the lone mascot jumping up and down right in front of the stage.
ReplyDeleteshe performed a strip club act and you were looking at the mascot?
ReplyDeleteI finally saw a Porsche Panamera in the flesh. It is incredibly awkward.
ReplyDeleteFive minutes left in the All-Star game. 4 point game. Things are getting good.
ReplyDeleteZ-man is all over the Panamera. It is like they tried to preserve a 911 body but add 2 more doors/seats to the arrangement. The effect is that the back half looks about 5 feet too long. Throw on a $90K price tag and I can't imagine too many would take that over a Cayenne if they're looking for the Porsche name and more than 2 seats.
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