Friday, April 10, 2009

Caption This

We do a lot of goofy filler posts around here, but I'm not sure we've tried this one before...enjoy the pic below, and if you're bored as hell, fill up the comments with potential captions for this super awesome photo (sent to us by "Bullet for Life" Shlara):

153 comments:

TR said...

"The little mirror next to this camera is great. I can pretend to look into the camera and stare at the cleavage behind me!"

TJ said...

"Blue Horse Shoe Loves Anacot Steel."

Whitney said...

So . . . okay . . . but what is a "blog"?

jerome said...

who do you want to pick up the phone at 3am?

TJ said...

"Give me back that filet of fish...give me that fish..."

jerome said...

Jenny, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Jenny, don't change your number

TJ said...

How much you want to bet his tie stops a good four inches above the belt?

Whitney said...

"Delta Delta Delta can I help ya help ya help ya?"

TJ said...

"Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo."

jerome said...

Hello, I'm looking for Amanda Hugnkiss.

TJ said...

Plax, is that you?

RAPID CITY, S.D. (AP) - A stop at a fast-food restaurant's drive-through on Tuesday afternoon led to a trip to the hospital after a man accidentally shot himself in the leg with a pistol. The 24-year-old man was apparently trying to clear the weapon when it went off and hit him in the calf.

zoltan said...

You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherf****r. Go back in there, chill them n******s out and wait for the Wolf, who should be coming directly.

Whitney said...

I can't really tell. I can't really focus on her rack, I keep getting distracted by the splotchy, bumpy, huge upper arm.

TJ said...

Phone's ringing Dude.

TR said...

Yes. I do like little tie knots. You wanna fight about it?

TJ said...

Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

rob said...

how do they expect me to answer this phone? or write with this pen? are these rob's?

Mark said...

"Oh yeah, I hear you Mark...I fucking hate Rob too. TJ's cool, as long as he's got some fruit with him, but Rob is one unbearable little prick."

rob said...

'...yeah, so he says to me, 'you, little italy. ironic.' like he thinks i'm some kind of moron.'

Mark said...

Yeah...this is a clip-on. You try finding a fucking tie that fits me! Asshole.

Greg said...

I just saw the greatest "A Team" episode ever. They team up with a semi-pro team called the "Texas Angels", featuring Joe Namath (in a LA Express jersey) and BA Baracus (as a running back with an OBVIOUS stunt double whenver there were any running parts). Anyhoo, this team was going to play some bad dudes from......EAST GERMANY!!!!! That's right. And they play in a stadium with no fans, and the East German coach tries to get Namath to take a dive. And the "coach" for the American team was wearing: a ponytail, a plastic Mets souvenir batting helmet and of course, a grey leather vest. The used actual football footage for most of the "action" scenes and the uniforms are not even CLOSE to matching (also, the East German team somehow has black guys on it). In the end, the Americans win the football game and the A Team pulls off an escape. The End.

Greg said...

And here is that episode. Clark, gift.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/the-a-team-quarterback-sneak/1239198512

Mark said...

But East Germans are so good at football? I just can't buy that story.

TJ said...

This Wiz/Raptors game is an exercise in futility.

Mark said...

The Magic are down in the 4th to the Knicks. They needed a 4th quarter comeback to beat the Griz on Wednesday. Not exactly what I want to see out of the Magicians with the playoffs and possibly (gasp) Detroit looming on the horizon.

TJ said...

Antawn Jamison was just assaulted at midcourt. No call. Kapono hits another three to wipe out Wiz six point lead. Wow the Wiz blow.

TJ said...

Crack Baby!

TJ said...

Vintage Buckhantz "Daaaaagger" call just now on Butler game vinner.

Whitney said...

"It's not a tooomah!"

Greg said...

Are you ready for the sex girls? Are you ready for the real sex girls?

Whitney said...

O/U on Nationals wins in April is 6 (they'll go 6-16; they're 0-4 now). I'll take the under for a six-pack. Any takers?

Naturally, they will sweep the Mets if anyone takes me up on this bet.

rob said...

ian baker-finch just said that steve stricker is a 'great stroker of the putts'. c'mon, man.

TJ said...

Well, if you weren't 100 percent sure this twitter fad had completely hopped the minnow, this Chris Rose exchange with the booth of Fox Saturday Baseball should have you convinced.

Geoff said...

Jim Furyk's gonna win the Masters.

Geoff said...

I'd be willing to be Shinjo Katayama has a hobby horse in his bag.

rob said...

from your keyboard to hootie's ears, geoff.

is there a harder green to hit in the right place than the 16th at augusta?

Geoff said...

Much like Nick Faldo, I'm always wary of being fooled by a false front.

rob said...

geoff: 'i'd be willing to be shinjo katayama'. that is an enlightening thought.

Geoff said...

The final pairing today has given us two americans, 9 birdies and 5 chins.

TJ said...

I'd like to see Geoff in Shingo's Bret Michaels hat from yesterday's round.

TJ said...

Rob, your second favorite Canadian is having a day against the Angels.

Geoff said...

If I wore the outfit shinjo is wearing today, thatd be arguably the funniest thing that's happened in the history of ever.

rob said...

cancel all my appointments for tomorrow. the final 9 is shaping up to be quite something.

teej, who's my favorite canadian? michael j fox? jim carrey? peter jennings? youppi?

TJ said...

Alan Thicke.

Geoff said...

If I was making the perfect golfer, he drive it like Sergio, hit his long and mid irons like Tiger, have Phil's short game, putt it like Steve Stricker and would have John Daly's penis.

Geoff said...

David Feherty is calling Chad Campbell dumb and gutless...which I enjoy.

rob said...

ah, sure, alan thicke. entertainer nonpareil.

Geoff said...

Campbell's making 4 or 5 on 16...for my money, I'd like to see Perry three-jack it and bring them back to the field.

rob said...

campbell didn't prove feherty wrong on 16.

TJ said...

Alan Thicke just hit his second bomb of the day.

Geoff said...

I'm sticking w my Furyk pick. 12 under probably wins it.

rob said...

sharing the laughter and love, teej

rob said...

nationals lead! nationals lead!

Mark said...

Well then, that's quite a finish by BU in DC. Even my girlfriend pretended to be interested for the last 20 minutes or so...

Geoff said...

In you or the hockey?

I watched a total of 45 minutes of college hockey this year and I'm confident I picked the right 45 minutes.

rob said...

that is a ridiculous ending.

Mark said...

She's far beyond pretending to pay attention to me (which works in my favor most of the time).

Obviously, I was speaking of the hockey. I watched about 30 minutes of college hockey this year and my feelings about it mirror Geoff's.

zoltan said...

Jack Wrangler died. He was 62. I expect at least 300 words on this topic from TR.

rob said...

so who you got today? i'm pulling for furyk, but confess to hoping for something epic from tiger and/or phil.

rob said...

how much side action do you think tiger and phil have on their round today? 10 grand? more? how about stevie and bones?

rob said...

are you fucking kidding me with the shot phil just hit on 7?

Geoff said...

I would say phil's shot on 7 was one of the 3 best shots I've ever seen in a major.

Geoff said...

I've like Furyk as my guy since Friday but its hard not to like Phil after 30 on the front.

rob said...

apparently, according to cbs, perry and cabrera are a sideshow to the main event. i guess i get it, but it'll sure be an anticlimax if one of them win.

rob said...

also, in case you had any doubts, navy seals are badder asses than somali pirates. they're badder asses than the pittsburgh pirates, as well.

Geoff said...

Yeah, I enjoy how they only focus on the final foursome when they're making bogeys. 12 or 13 under is gonna win this and I just don't see Woods getting there. Phil can.

rob said...

yep, kenny perry needs to realize he's not playing in the u.s. open. i don't think a 72 gets it done for him.

rob said...

apparently bobby abreu just called time in the middle of a josh beckett pitch, at which point beckett whistled the ball 5 feet over abreu's head. abreu took umbrage. i love josh beckett.

rob said...

nantzy, it seems like the final pairing is numb because you fuckers are producing the telecast that way. don't spit in our eye and tell us it's raining, you self-fulfilling prophet.

rob said...

chad campbell's doing a great disservice to the stereotype of texans as flinty tough guys.

Geoff said...

If Tiger doesn't eagle 13 or 15 he's out. I bet Phil walks off the 15th green at -12.

TR said...

Has anybody put themselves in the place of the US captain who dove off the hostage boat so that SEALS could shoot and kill his three captors?

Somehow, he had to muster up the courage (or follow instructions) and say to himself: Jump off this little boat into the ocean and allow soldiers to kill all the people around me. Then I'll be okay. If I tried that, the giant load in my pants would've weighed me down and killed me.

That captain has just replaced Sullenberger as the flavor of the day. He's looking at a nice big book advance and a TV movie about himself. Unless, of course, Mark Bowden writes the book. Then it'll be a big screen movie.

Geoff said...

Tiger and phil have to be on the clock. This is tedious.

rob said...

chad campbell to me: 'suck it, couch monkey'.

rob said...

shankapotamus.

TR said...

Have we touched on the "John Merrick was the real name of the Elephant Man" issue yet?

Geoff said...

According to me Campbell doesn't have the testicular fortitude to win this tourney. Guys who can win: Cabrera, Perry, Mickelson, Furyk...that's it.

Geoff said...

Could -11 win this? Is Angel Cabrera drunk?

rob said...

i'm not counting tiger out after his drive on 13. long odds, still, but with nobody at the top doing anything, if eldrick catches a little fire here...

Geoff said...

The guy who plays Mayweather's trainer in that commercial helped John McClane retake Dulles Airport from Col Stewart and few years back.

rob said...

kenny perry, not exactly rising to the moment.

Geoff said...

Tiger makes 3 at 13 and some sphincters tighten.

Geoff said...

Kenny Perry could win this thing with 18 pars...so settle down rob.

rob said...

he could run away with this thing if he could make an 8-foot birdie putt.

rob said...

ahhh, jimmy.

rob said...

according to me, you can strike furyk from the list.

Geoff said...

Oh my christ jim furyk. Avalanche of strokes.

rob said...

would anyone bet on perry, campbell, or cabrera to win if they needed a par at 18 to do it?

Geoff said...

Its not Sunday at Augusta until someone goes left into the woods on 13. I'm looking at you with that draw Perry.

Geoff said...

Perry yes, the others no. Perry has more wins in the last 12 months than any other player in the world.

rob said...

we may have a wager in our future, geoff.

Geoff said...

I have to leave for the airport at 7...could be such a dagger.

rob said...

that's a sturdy par for perry.

Geoff said...

Kenny Perry is curious if rob would like a shit sandwich?

Geoff said...

Its notable that Tiger is doing the opposite of what he normally does when he struggles--he's hitting fairways and missing greens. What do I attribute that to? No clue...

Geoff said...

Cagey little sunday round by the Elephant Man...

rob said...

phil or tiger, or both, put up the same 66 as merrick and it'll get realllly interesting just as geoff's headed to the airport.

Geoff said...

I could push it to 715...but that could get dicey...or I could go to the airport early...

rob said...

well now.

Geoff said...

Oh my...I have wood.

rob said...

it's possible that the leaders heard something there.

Geoff said...

The golf channel covered this earlier, but these are not the traditional Sunday placements on 13 and 15...which is a little gimmicky according to me.

Geoff said...

Great call by Faldo--an absolute must make for Tiger and he knows it.

rob said...

that was a tremendous gack. wow.

Geoff said...

Wow...blue balls.

Geoff said...

Well...Tiger's was a must make because I gave Phil his putt. -11 gets you in a playoff, 12 wins.

rob said...

tremendous blue balls. that was stunning.

still, if phil posts -11, it's 50/50 that he wins. or at least gets into a playoff.

Geoff said...

That's some gutless putting Phillip.

rob said...

hmmmmm

Geoff said...

Best. Masters. Ever.

rob said...

yeah, at least in recent memory, for sure.

Geoff said...

For me this is the best Sunday at a major since the 99 Open (Stewart/Pinehurst) or the 01 pga (Woods/May Valhala).

rob said...

wow, great putt by perry.

Geoff said...

Perry's tournament to lose.

rob said...

2 lousy putts tell the story for phil.

rob said...

ah, the dreaded clickthunk

Geoff said...

That just happened.

Geoff said...

Tiger gets 2 bucks if he makes this putt for a barkie on 18

rob said...

pretty big letdown on 17 and 18 for the marquee pair.

Geoff said...

Does Perry layup on 15?

Whitney said...

Campbell took offense at Rob's slag, apparently.

rob said...

then he weak-kneed a putt on 16.

rob said...

well now, mr. perry. that's quite something.

Geoff said...

Kenny Perry thinks Rob is dumb.

rob said...

i just said he needed to stop making pars. it would seem that i was right.

Geoff said...

If Perry let's Cabrera win this I'll never forgive him. I have an irrational hatred for Cabrera.

Geoff said...

Rob...our Perry needing to par 18 scenario is shaping up.

rob said...

indeed - tho i don't think it's fair to press the bet now that he's in the bunker.

Geoff said...

I'll take the press. I think he makes 4.

rob said...

ok, lunch on the loser.

Geoff said...

Yikes. Where would you like to dine?

Geoff said...

Would you rather be Kenny or Chad right now?

rob said...

kenny's reliving his pga gackeration to mark brooks. i'd rather be chad.

rob said...

winner, winner, half-smoke dinner

Geoff said...

I'm in vegas til friday and the chicago...but lunch at charlie palmers on me when I'm back.

rob said...

that's mighty generous - i don't need anything nearly that high end.

rob said...

mental toughness, not the order of the day in this playoff.

rob said...

meh.

Geoff said...

I seek out excuses to go to CPs.

rob said...

alrighty, then.

TJ said...

Hey, what a surprise, looks like Milton Bradley is hurt. He made it through 5 whole games uninjured? Kudos to you, crazy lunatic.

Mark said...

That was a very interesting final round but the fact that so many guys couldn't seal the deal and/or seize the moment/momentum tainted it a bit for me. There was a distinct lack of mental toughness on the course in Augusta today. I can't imagine Phil or Perry (and Campbell to an extent) sleeping one bit (without the help of copious amounts of booze) tonight.

TJ said...

Jeff Suppan and now Jorge Julio - allergic to the strike zone. 5 walks and a hit batter in this inning so far.

Mark said...

Also, I'd like to thank Chad Campbell's wife and Kenny Perry's daughter for increasing the enjoyment of my viewing experience by approximately 25%. The material that their presence provided to my dad, my brother-in-law and myself really made the afternoon.

Whitney said...

On that note, Teej, I'll take the opportunity once again to invite Jeff Suppan to bite my ass. Go to hell, Suppan.

TJ said...

Is he is the sidecar of Dan Wheeler's hell hand basket?

TJ said...

Ken Macha and Willie Randolph are piloting this Brewers' ship? Yeah, let's see how this plays out...

rob said...

reed johnson, holy shit.

TJ said...

Unbelievable catch just now by Reed Johnson to rob Prince Fielder of a grand slam.

TJ said...

Is Anderson Varajeo a eunuch? I just saw a clip of Ray Allen elbowing him in the nuts and Varajeo didn't even flinch.

TJ said...

Um, I think Jorge Julio was given some orders on that beaning of Reed Johnson.

Greg said...

....it's your honey-drip, I can't keep away....

TJ said...

SI.com hired Norman Chad?