Thursday, January 22, 2009

Thursday Filler: Fashion is Dumb

A little morning inspiration for you as you embark on your New Year's resolution to develop your traps.

I know what you're thinking when you look at this picture, and I agree - Who buys silver bathing suits these days?

18 comments:

TJ said...

How is it possible that on a flight with 200+ people I am sitting behind the 350 woman?

TJ said...

350 pound woman. Left a key word out there.

TJ said...

She was also happy to recline her seat the moment we took off. That was a comfortable flight.

I think the new president should require all airline passengers to take a course on properly boarding and exiting a plane. How fucking hard is it people?

TJ said...

You can't make this shit up...I'm stuck in an elevator right now in the Orlando airport. Seriously.

Mark said...

The Orlando airport is a horrible airport in every way possible (clientele, layout, staff, cleanliness). Come to think of it, its a lot like Orlando.

Teej...how long you in Orlando for?

TJ said...

Well, right now I'm still stuck in an elevator, so...

TJ said...

Kudos to Rick from maintenance for getting me out of the elevator.

And Mark, unfortunately I am back on a plane at 6 tonight.

Whitney said...

Teejay, any exciting escapades with any of your fellow trappees in the elevator?

(And by "fellow," I mean "in the same situation," not "dudes". Any escapades with them, please write about elsewhere.)

TJ said...

Just me in that elevator...all alone...but with internet access.

Mark said...

Porn in the elevator!

TJ said...

Shamu porn

jerome said...

I blame Disney. They ruin everything.

Mark said...

Be careful Work Jerry, they are always listening...

TJ said...

Michael Eisner is gonna have work jerry taken out by those lunatic mongeese (is that a word?) from Roger Rabbit.

Rhymenocerous said...

Michael Eisner hasn't been CEO or Chairman for quite some time there, Teej.

Robert Iger may order some troops to lay the slap down, but it won't be any of the 600 senior managers in the Parks division that got axed today.

jerome said...

The lunatic mongeese that created the "Miracle on the Hudson"? (Incidentally, the title of the next Disney movie coming soon to a theatre near you.)

TJ said...

Mark, as I sit here throwing back a few Miller Lites, I must agree with you that this airport is a fucking mess. There appears to be asbestos falling from the ceiling to my right, and most of the walls are covered in plastic trash bags. What a dump.

TJ said...

Question: when our prez gets his way and closes Gitmo in a year, is it gonna be like when Richard Peck of the EPA shut down the grid in Ghostbusters?