Thursday, September 11, 2008

America...F*ck Yeah

If this doesn't give you goose bumps, especially on this day of days, well just pack it in and move to Canadia you heartless bastards:

Posted by T.J. at 9:23 AM

37 comments:

T.J. said...

I sometimes forget how good the pre-crack fiend Whitney really was...

9:37 AM, September 11, 2008
TR said...

Teej is channeling his inner Frank Farmer.

9:43 AM, September 11, 2008
T.J. said...

Thank god I had to look that one up...shame on you for knowing that reference.

9:44 AM, September 11, 2008
TR said...

A name like that doesn't leave one's head. Ever.

And that movie marked the beginning of the end of a major star's career. Costner was HUGE for a solid 6-9 year stretch.

And then he was Frank Farmer. And then he in Waterworld.

10:00 AM, September 11, 2008
TR said...

I intentionally typed "he in". You can insert your own word/phrase here: starred, sucked, shat the bed, rocked the party...

10:01 AM, September 11, 2008
T.J. said...

Soooo, looks like Alex Smith really might go down as the worst first pick in NFL Draft history, eh?

10:10 AM, September 11, 2008
rob said...

ryan leaf says hi.

10:15 AM, September 11, 2008
T.J. said...

Uh, rob, wasn't Peyton Manning the first pick in that draft?

10:16 AM, September 11, 2008
mayhugh said...

Steve Emtman, anyone?

10:25 AM, September 11, 2008
T.J. said...

Well, from recent memory, I also think Courtney Brown deserves some votes.

10:28 AM, September 11, 2008
T.J. said...

Mayhugh, Emtman was at least in the league for 8 years.

10:30 AM, September 11, 2008
rob said...

sorry, teej - reading is fundamental.

10:32 AM, September 11, 2008
T.J. said...

The Bengals stellar '94 AND '95 #1 picks should also be recognized for their sucktitude.

10:33 AM, September 11, 2008
zman said...

Tim Couch and David Carr stink too.

10:35 AM, September 11, 2008
T.J. said...

I contend David Carr, for all his struggles, is head and shoulders above Alex Smith.

But yeah, Tim Couch blows.

10:36 AM, September 11, 2008
Jerry said...

Smith is near the top of the list right now, but he's only 24 so there's still a chance for him. Also, wikipedia lists his height at 5'3". Maybe that's part of his problem.

10:53 AM, September 11, 2008
zman said...

Didn't Carr get benched for Vinny last year?

10:55 AM, September 11, 2008
Geoff said...

"Hi, I'm JaMarcus Russell. Where's the buffet?"

11:27 AM, September 11, 2008
Geoff said...

I've noticed that being a crappy highly drafted o-lineman is a good place to hide. Robert Gallery moving to guard and D'Brickashaw Ferguson (not Billingham) generally pooing the pillows doesn't get too much run these days.

11:39 AM, September 11, 2008
T.J. said...

The Nats have 16 games left. They currently have 90 losses. Anyone think they can go 7-9 to avoid the 100 loss mark?

12:00 PM, September 11, 2008
Geoff said...

Knowing the Nats like I do, I think they get loss #100 in the final game.

12:19 PM, September 11, 2008
Whitney said...

6 of those 16 are against the Florida Marlins, who have taken 10 of 12 contests from the Nats this season. They have 4 more versus the Mets, 3 in Philadelphia.

The only sunshine on the docket is 3 home games against the Padres, the only team with a record as wretched as Los Nacionales.

They're definitely going over the 100 mark -- but here's to them beating the Phillies in the final series of the year just to show the world a little gumption and prove Bob Carpenter . . . mostly wrong, but not entirely 100% in the dark without a clue moronic.

1:07 PM, September 11, 2008
T.J. said...

I hope to god they finally let Teddy win when and if they lose 100.

2:04 PM, September 11, 2008
T.J. said...

Well, I guess I'm not paying enough attention to the NL Wild Card Race - the Astros are just 4 games back?

2:25 PM, September 11, 2008
TR said...

I think the Astros' success is inversely related to Lance Berkman's performance. His performance tailed off in the second half and the team came back to life.

I'm loving the Cecil Cooper era. Actually, that's a lie. I just love the name Cecil.

2:30 PM, September 11, 2008
jerome said...

Seriously, this was the best singing of the national anthem you could find? I hope Favre accidentally swallows his throwing arm.

2:48 PM, September 11, 2008
Mark said...

The Astros have had at least three seasons this decadewhere they didn't do shit for 5 months and turned it on down the stretch. What the fuck do they do in Spring Training over in Kissimmee? I'm completely perplexed by this team and these continual late surges.

4:23 PM, September 11, 2008
rob said...

how's todd bouman doing?

4:42 PM, September 11, 2008
Mark said...

I missed a call from Baltimore earlier today and haven't been able to check my messages yet. We'll see...

4:44 PM, September 11, 2008
Geoff said...

Have the big bosses at G:TB, Inc. staffed out the weekly picks to one of your teams of writers yet?

8:47 AM, September 12, 2008
T.J. said...

Perhaps Cinnaboy, perhaps.

8:55 AM, September 12, 2008
rob said...

we've got legions of monkeys hammering away at typewriters as we speak, geoff.

9:18 AM, September 12, 2008
Geoff said...

That statement offends me...and Alvin Garrett.

9:21 AM, September 12, 2008
Geoff said...

Mark--can you pls delete Rob's comment and replace it with a less offensive one. Awful...

9:22 AM, September 12, 2008
rob said...

how very republican of you, you lipsticked pig.

9:24 AM, September 12, 2008
Geoff said...

Rob...I know when you pull the curtain closed in that booth...you're gonna feel a twinge...and only you will know what lever you pulled.

9:30 AM, September 12, 2008
rob said...

and somewhere, ron paul will get his wings.

9:33 AM, September 12, 2008

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