Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Any Way You Can Get It...

An article from today's Asbury Park Press, a local paper serving central New Jersey. Tremendously gross on many levels. And a strong example of how folks roll in Teaneck, NJ.
Bergen man to get time served for sex with corpse

HACKENSACK — A former lab technician who was caught having sex with a corpse in a hospital morgue is likely to receive time served as his punishment.

A judge on Tuesday sentenced Anthony Merino to seven years in prison. But under a complex plea deal, he will be able to seek a reduced sentence next month.He has already been in jail since his arrest in October 2007.

The 25-year-old had admitted sexually penetrating the corpse of a 92-year-old woman at Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck.

A hospital security guard caught him in the act.Two psychiatrists said in separate reports that Merino needs psychological help and the plea agreement calls for therapy.

8 comments:

rob said...

kevin smith did a great riff on this story in his podcast several months ago. i highly recommend it.

rob said...

speaking of podcasts, where the hell are we on gheorghe: the podcast, teejay?

rob said...

'cause my voice is made for broadcasting.

Mark said...

Oh, god...let that happen. I look forward to getting blind drunk and calling in for the podcast. You know, instead of just getting blind drunk.

Rhymenocerous said...

A drunken G:TB staff meeting would be a hilarious podcast for a select few people in the world.

To the rest it would be horrendous.

Kinda like the old Unit M parties.

Geoff said...

I liked when the psychiatrist got all judgmental and said this dude needs "professional help." whatever dude. Stop hating.

Zoltan said...

I hope none of my family members die in Holy Name.

TJ said...

Good morning everyone...and F U Terrorists.