Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Why was the I Luv You not listed in Ludwig's records? And if it was, did he know about it? And if he didn't, who did? And where the hell was I?

Somehow, I imagine that is how many internet searchers feel when they finally end up on Gheorghe after minutes seconds spent on the Ghoogles. Here are the last twenty or so searches to lead people to the land of G:TB:

what does click clack mean
It means Under Armour's incessant marketing campaign has obviously missed you, dear Ghoogler.

theme song/You take the good, you take the bad,
Seriously, you needed the internet to help you with the theme from Fats of Life?

largest cheerleader
This is how Rhym-O first found his way here. True story.

its christmas eve in washington song
I hope this searcher found my hate post about this god awful song, and then torched their nearest all Xmas radio station.

Medical explanation McCain nervously rubbing his fingers
Um, we might not be the right source for this inquiry. Though I'm sure our tiny has a few thoughts on this.

dennis abreu
Sadly, not King of the Abreus.

mother monkees wite-out
Monkees Wite-out
Gheorghe: The Blog, providing obscure trivia answers since 2003.

when is cincinnati mayor mark mallory's birthday?
We sure as hell don't know. But we do know he throws the ball like a sissy.

this is ac oj
My kind of Ghooglers.

todd bouman
Look at Mark trying to increase page views. Attaboy.

kevin kline snl italian flatulence
Yeah, that's a nice pull from the past. Pretty funny.

horse whit no name
This made me laugh for no reason.

kerry collins monkey comment
Um, wow...not sure we covered this one. Mr. Packer, care to comment?

follow me to freedom
Best non-Ghorghe SportsCenter commercial ever.

sport camel toe
Gotta be a Rhymo-O post.

old girl gagged (bound,tied)
Sorry, wrong site. I think. I hope.

flux capacitor + time circuits
Now we're talking. Sadly, this interent searcher was really trying to make a time machine.

they come to snuff the rooster
Alice in Chains, the bronze medal winner to Nirvana and Pearl Jam.

where did Tavares Jackson play college
Suck U?

youtube yankees vs cereal box characters baseball
Cereal Box Characters 7, Yankees 3. Sidney Ponson beans Tony the Tiger in the 5th, inciting a brawl for the ages.

triumph the insult comic at the gnc
Now, I have no idea why Triumph would be at a GNC, other than to make the "Miralax, #1 fiber supplement...for me to poop on" joke. I can only guess this internet searcher meant Triumph at the RNC, which just so happens to be a clip Geoffrey sent me yesterday morning. Here it is for your viewing pleasure (look at that, I almost made it a whole post without a YouTube clip...almost):


Geoff said...

Part 2 of Triumph at the RNC is even better:

Geoff said...

Sorry--this is part two:

TJ said...

It's great stuff, but nothing will ever top that Star Wars bit.

TJ said...

rob, you'll be happy to know this took place and the world did not end:

GENEVA (AP) - The world's largest particle collider successfully completed its first major test by firing a beam of protons all the way around a 17-mile (27-kilometer) tunnel Wednesday in what scientists hope is the next great step to understanding the makeup of the universe.

After a series of trial runs, two white dots flashed on a computer screen at 10:36 a.m. (0836 GMT) indicating that the protons had traveled the full length of the US$3.8 billion Large Hadron Collider.

rob said...

or did it end, and you're typing from some parallel universe?


sadly, that's not an original thought, but i figured it'd sufficiently blow teejay's mind.

TJ said... and James Spader hopped through the ole Stargate and are in a parallel universe.

Geoff said...

In an alternate universe James Spader is a huge star who is constantly getting offered great parts in quality films and never plays characters with odd sexual proclivities.

rob said...

marques colston out for 6 weeks.

in related news, shawn springs all of a sudden feels a lot healthier.

and the skins may only lose by 2 touchdowns this week.

Jerry said...

Makes you realize that there are some really dumb people out there. If you wanted to know somebody's birthday, why would you click on a blog? Same with T-Jack's college.