Friday, May 01, 2015

danimal bitten by an animal?

You should see the other guy, right? Right? rob insisted I post this as filler this morning, but honestly, it's kind of grossing me out so we need someone to post other filler as soon as possible. kthxbai


31 comments:

rob said...

you shoulda used the 'polyps' tag

zman said...

Nice puckered gash. I assume you shaved or waxed it before this photo.

rob said...

this is why girls don't come to our parties, zman.

Danimal said...

They shaved me pre op, but not enough. Taking off the dressing for the first time was almost as bad as the wreck itself...the bitch/dick that bandaged me up placed some tape not only on some of my lush hair, but also on the road surfing produced raspberry. Never once did I cry though.

TR said...

I had three small incisions on my surgery, not that monster incision you had, and I was in an Oxycodone haze for 36-48 hours afterwards.

It makes for a good excuse to get that zipper tattoo on your shoulder that I know you've wanted for some time.

Danimal said...

I had what's called an Open Reduction Internal Fixation (ORIF) procedure. If interested in seeing it performed on someone else...watch this.
To quote Jeff Spicolli...."GNARLY!"

http://tinyurl.com/qbszu8l

Danimal said...

Z- watch the first minute of that video to see a REAL gash. One of the reasons I didn't become a surgeon. One of the many.

Mark said...

May 1st and the love bugs are already everywhere. It's like they were released from cages. Amorous assholes.

That is going to be a hell of a scar, Dan.

Shlara said...

Good Lord Danimal. That's nasty. I'm glad you're ok

zman said...

Orthopedic surgery is carpentry. Imagine if you lived 100 years ago? You'd just put your arm in a sling and hope for the best.

Mark said...

Apparently Udonis Haslem has a son who's a pretty big time D1 football prospect. His first name is Kedonis. Because, of course it is.

Danimal said...

Very happy thus far w jags picks. We might win 6 games this year.

Thanks Shlara! My 6 year old just watched that entire procedure. He ain't right.

Mark said...

I like the TJ Yeldon pick too. I think he's the starter in Jacksonville in short order.

rob said...

i agree, mark, but if i'm a jags fan, i'm a little bit worried about the mark ingram/trent richardson precedent

Danimal said...

Feck off rob.

TR said...

Bernardrick is my favorite first name in the draft so far.

Mark said...

I hear you, Rob. Eddie Lacy slows that down a bit though.

I'm more concerned with Bama DBs. Have any of the many highly drafted DBs during Saban's time in Tuscaloosa been good in the NFL?

rob said...

better than jaquiski?

zman said...

Maxx is strong too.

T.J. said...

The names of some of these dudes drafted tonight...

T.J. said...

Oh. Hey guys
/waves after reading previous comments

rob said...

ameer abdullah in that offense might be something to see.

Danimal said...

Seriously....Hobart?

Danimal said...

Quentin Rollins....wow. That is a story right there. One year of college football and 4 years of hoops? Imeanreally? #wineoxycodonebuzziloveit

rob said...

frank clark. my name is my name.

Danimal said...

Anyone going to Apple Blossom tomorrow?

Danimal said...

Who can? AJ Cann! Who the fuck is AJ Cann?

Mark said...

A Jim McElwain QB is drafted! Maybe Florida will have something more than an abortion at QB now!

Mark said...

It's getting ugly in Baltimore. Again.

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rob said...

no tre mcbride yet. big mistake.